Last time I placed an order with Amazon Japan, I decided to use the “People who bought that, also bought this” feature. It’s a pretty useless feature in English, (except to point out that people’s buying habits make pretty much no sense to me…), but when one is shopping in a foreign language, it’s darn useful! Or so I thought, but I forgot that there are way more bottom-feeding pervs than lesbian readers with discriminating tastes, so….
I got a few cool things, like Yuri Shimai 4 and the Maria-sama ga Miteru Drama CD 3 & 4 collection – which I have yet to review, but will – and I clicked on a few utterly random books bought by the same bottom feeders who read Yuri Shimai. ^_^
First up, I bought, after long consideration, an utter piece of crap called Onna x Onna Premium (Girl/Girl Premium). I knew it was going to be iffy when I bought it, just based on the cover. It’s a Yuri hentai anthology, where the definition of Yuri is much looser than my own. The book cover features two exceptionally over-endowed women stuffed into ill-fitting Chinese dresses, looking like they had fevers that had just broken. Neither of them look very much like they are enjoying themselves. The cover clarifies for us, “‘Lesbian’ is a female homosexual.” So you *know* we’re talking an intelligent and refined audience here.
The ensuing stories range from “Bleah” to “Yuck” with a few, “Well, comparatively this doesn’t utterly suck” thrown in. My biggest complaint is the excessive amount of bodily fluids, but the moe, the over-busy art and the general sense of crappy hentai for creeps didn’t endear any of the contributors to me. What *was* amusing was that I recognized several of the artists from doujinshi I own.
Let me just rant for a moment. What *is* it with the huge amounts of bodily fluids gouting from these girls? I mean, even on a really hot day, with exceptionally hot sex, I’m betting that most women do not spew fluids like that. Sure, a few might, fine…but come *on*!
Anyway, I found about two stories in the anthology that didn’t make me go, “ewwww” for one reason or another. ^_^
Art – inferior to excrable.
Story – Ha! Characters – Snort.
Yuri – Shrug.
If you like childish girls with penises having unpleasant sex, this is JUST what you’re looking for! ^_^;