December 24th, 2005

Here’s the *actual* text from a xmas card we just received:

The purpose of this mailing is to serve only as a warning. Those living at XX Alden Terrace no longer exist as the lifeforms you once knew. They have been elevated to greatness and now exist as part of our chilling collective. As the cold weather intensifies and the ice continues to spread, it will become easier for us to travel.

We WILL be coming for you.

Enjoy this holiday season…it will be your last.

I felt that I wanted share this sentiment with you all, as well. :-)

Happy Yule, Christmas, Kwanzaa, Chanukah, Festivus, Saturnalia, GERD Awareness Month, Boxing Day, the Emperor’s Birthday, (belatedly) Eid ul Fitr and any and every other seasonal festival and or observance you…erm, observe. A Happy Winter Solstice to you all.

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3 Responses

  1. Ladioss says:

    Merry Christmas :)

  2. Anonymous says:

    Merry Christmas! I am a faithful (albeit mostly silent) reader of this blog, so I’ll take the opportunity to thank you for taking the time to write it. Especially those Marimite novel tidbits :D.

    Actually, according to my Japanese cellphone’s calendar… the holiday is called “Emperor Birthday” :D. lol.


  3. Koyote says:

    Hope you had a good holiday
    and have a happy new year!
    I hope one of your new years resolution is to “Translate more MarimiteNovels for the dyingfans.” : )

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