Here’s the *actual* text from a xmas card we just received:
The purpose of this mailing is to serve only as a warning. Those living at XX Alden Terrace no longer exist as the lifeforms you once knew. They have been elevated to greatness and now exist as part of our chilling collective. As the cold weather intensifies and the ice continues to spread, it will become easier for us to travel.
We WILL be coming for you.
Enjoy this holiday season…it will be your last.
I felt that I wanted share this sentiment with you all, as well. :-)
Happy Yule, Christmas, Kwanzaa, Chanukah, Festivus, Saturnalia, GERD Awareness Month, Boxing Day, the Emperor’s Birthday, (belatedly) Eid ul Fitr and any and every other seasonal festival and or observance you…erm, observe. A Happy Winter Solstice to you all.