Please take a moment to read these instructions before you use your new Yuri Goggles to assure your experience is a safe and pleasant one.
Start by removing your Lily Brand Yuri Goggles from their package. Be sure to keep the lenses free from fingerprints or any anything that might interfere with the view.
Fit your Yuri Goggles snugly around your head, make sure they are correctly positioned on your face (See Figure 1) then go ahead and open any media you have. You’ll instantly see the difference! Women in the same frame will be converted into lesbian lovers and any two girls that actually touch will become a couple in a committed relationship. It really is that easy.
For practice, open up the copy of Gakuen Alice, Volume 6, that we’ve included in the box. Go ahead. If you read it without your Yuri Goggles, you’ll see a typical inconsistently written story, starring little children who should be allowed to be with their parents and play outside, not be used like circus animals to perform for corrupt adults.
But! Put on your Yuri Goggles and, like magic, it transforms into a beautiful story of young love between Hotaru, who finds it hard to talk about her true feelings and Mikan, her garrulous and outgoing best friend. Watch as Hotaru sacrifices herself for love and watch as Mikan’s love drives her into a dangerous – some might say unbelievably idiotic – situation.
We hope you enjoy your new Lily Brand Yuri Goggles. Please be sure to let us know about your best Yuri Goggle experience!
Art – 7
Story – 7
Characters – 7
Yuri – 4
Service – 2
Overall – 7
Hope you don’t mind me being a little silly today. It’s just been that kind of week. ^_^