We have our winners of the terrible pun story contest! All three winners will get a copy of Ebisu-san to Hotei-san, courtesy of sponsor AudioErotica.

Third Place – Susie A. for making me laugh and my wife roll her eyes with:

Lady in Red meets Material Girl, they make sweet music together.

Second Place is anime lady with this painful love story:

A vampress meets a zombie maiden, the vampress says she is the ghoul of her dreams, and then they go out for a bite to eat.

For combining Yuri, food, and a really ouchy series of puns, our First Place winner is Frea! Her story left me feeling hungry for more:

Two women, Fukujin Zuki and Ume Boshi, meet at an office party over a bowl of rice, and at first everything is great as they hungrily explore each other, but all too soon things sour as Fukujin leaves Ume for some guy (Kare) who she claims is a spicier lover although ultimately he treats Fukujin as just a dishy side.

Winners, please email me at anilesbocon01 at hotmail dot com, Subject Line: Shrimp Mayo,  with your mailing addresses and I’ll get your copies of the book out to you asap!

Once again, sincere thanks to AudioErotica for sponsoring this contest – your generosity is very greatly appreciated!