You know what the Doppler Effect is, right?

Sukoyaka Paradigm Shift (すこやかパラダイムシフト) is, to me, the low, lingering fanboy hum of Yuri moving away from an old perspective to a new one.

No matter how many decent love stories we get, no matter how we turn our eyes towards stories of women who are genuinely in love with other women, crappily drawn and written stories full of meaningless interaction that has to be supposed to be Yuri, full of fake bodily fluids and fake bukkake and fake plot and fake characterization will always be there. Like cosmic background microwave radiation, it will never quite go away.

Dear gentlemen, one girl looking at (unbelievably because of a contrived hose accident) wet underwear with shock! eyes is NOT an indication of love for another girl. Hope that helps.

Ratings:

Art – 5 at best
Characters – 0
Story – 4 at best
Yuri – 7
Service – 8

Overall – Bleah

I made a choice in Toranoana, to either buy this or Zettai Shoujo Astoria (which I knew I would not care much about.) I believe I made the wrong decision. However, it did provide me with a chance to use not one, but two Physics references in this review, so it all balances out.