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Aria Anime, Volume 2 (English)

December 12th, 2008

You know *that* moment? That one second when you’re watching an anime and something makes you grin lopsidedly and nod to no one in particular, saying sagely to yourself, “I knew it.”

Volume 2 of Aria has one of those moments. ^_^

The days pass gently in Neo-Venezia, full of stories of challenges and friendship and of course, backed by beautiful scenery.

In Volume 2, we’ve been introduced to all of the journeyman Undine, and we’re getting to know their mentors a little better. Five seconds of Akira’s no-nonsense, in-your-face competence and your gaydar is through the roof. You know it. She’s “one of us.” ^_^

And then there’s *that* moment. Akira, having been described as being popular with female customers, blatantly turns her overwhelming otokoyaku charm on a client, subtlely making her husband appear a clod, and yet, being nothing but attentive. Akira, according to the book that accompanies this box set, “is one of the few Undines that can always provide a superior level of service to her clients.” Especially, we think, wearing a lopsided grin, her female clients. The story is about tough love and living in the now. And about how gosh-darn sexy Akira is when she’s angry.

Aside from that, this volume provides an unusual opportunity to wallow in the company of the Three Faries of the Water and even hear Athena sing – all very, very good reasons to watch this anime. But the number one reason is to watch any of Aria is the beautiful scenery, both architectural and human. This, more than just about any other series I have ever seen, is all about bishoujo appeal.

And, at least for this one female client, the best of the Three Fairies is the Crimson Rose. I would totally agree that she provides superior service. lol

Ratings:

Art – 8
Story – 8
Characters – 7
Yuri – 3
Service – 1

Overall – 8

Once again, thanks to Okazu superhero Dan P for sponsoring today’s review! (And, btw, if you are considering sponsoring a review, by buying something off the Yuri Wishlist, consider getting a “used” copy – especially of the older, and more obscure items. And thanks!)





Kiddy Grade Anime, Viridian Collection (English)

December 4th, 2008

In the future, humans have taken to the stars and, by Star Century Zero-One-Sixty-Five, have populated many systems. But human nature doesn’t change and power in commerce and politics remain the privilege of an elite oligarchy. In a society where corporate espionage, sabotage and corruption are more common than war, the Galactic Organization of Trade and Tariffs, known as the GOTT, acts to balance interstellar business and law. For the most dangerous missions, GOTT has created a special task force of extraordinarily talented individuals – the ES squad. The members of the ES class function in pairs, taking on dangerous missions against corrupt governments and monopolistic business entities, to ensure fair trade and labor practices in the galaxy.

Two of these ES members are Éclair and Lumiere, young women with extreme fighting and computer cracking abilities. Whether they are taking on the elite Nouvlesse, those born of original Earth stock, or a legal cartel that pursue illegal activities, Éclair and Lumiere bring quick wits and even quicker reflexes to the mix. Nothing – not even betrayal by their own organization, will stop them from doing their jobs…elegantly. This is the story of Kiddy Grade.

The Viridian Collection contains all 24 episodes of this series and it is my sincere pleasure to thank Okazu superhero Eric P. for sponsoring today’s review!

Kiddy Grade begins at the GOTT headquarters where a school tour is visiting the building. To the students’shock and horror, the premises are invaded by a troop of soldiers. But, the two young women who appear to be nothing more than receptionists leap into action and defeat the invaders. The entire invasion is revealed (or, more likely, explained away) as a “show,” designed to let visitors know how well protected they are. Thus, we also are introduced GOTT ES members Éclair and Lumiere.

Episodes follow the two ES agents on a variety of missions, from uncovering government-run piracy to protecting members of the elite Nouvlesse. We meet the other members of the ES grade and learn about their abilities, as well. But, this kind of episodic action tale is not enough to make a series so, inevitably, a larger crisis begins to unfold. Éclair notices that she and Lumiere are being set up for failure and ultimately, they are betrayed by their own organization. In the usual “storm before the calm’ their own organization repudiates – and seeks to purge – them, leaving them fugitives from GOTT. How they retain their dignity and regain their status makes up the second half of the series.

It’s not until the story turns away from stock action to a more introspective look at intrigue and betrayal, that we feel any connection with the characters. The more inhuman the situation, the more we reach into Éclair and Lumiere’s innate humanity.

Their mysteriously shadowed backstory is far more interesting than the flippant tone of the beginning adventures. It’s no wonder, really – we all prefer our heroes to be flawed and in pain, so we don’t begin to envy them. Angst takes the place of great drama. When the partners are confronted with the truth of their pasts, the series begins to pick up some real energy.

All of the ES members function closely with their partners, but there’s a particularly intense emotional connection between Éclair and Lumiere, with the clear indication that, despite their age gap, Lumiere knows more about Éclair’s history than she does. In fact, it appears that *everyone* at GOTT knows more about Éclair’s past than she does and all that remains is for her – and us – to learn the whole truth…which will of course lead us to the larger truth of what is actually going on inside GOTT.

Our protagonists are repeatedly stated to be children, so any emotion between them, while valid and intense, can be written off as “immature” love – that “Story A” space that Japanese love so much. And these two were very popular as slash material when the series came out. (As were Tweedledee and Lumiere.) Yuri is mostly apparent in suggestive screencaps and Newtype art, but the emotional connection that bonds them together as a pair, rather than just as partners is pretty front and center. However, the obsession with their youth jars harshly with the inevitable panty shots all through the series. If they are so very young, can’t we refrain from looking up their absurdly short skirts? Surely we, as an adult audience, can exhibit some delicacy – elegance, if you will.

Kiddy Grade has all the elements of a great space opera/action series, but there’s lack of vitality in the action scenes, especially in early episodes. Corrupt elite, government conspiracies, mysterious backstories, superhuman powers, powerful space weapons, interstellar travel and skimpy outfits can’t make up for thin plots.

This series is “old” now, originally airing in 2002, and the video reflects both age of the series – and it’s ability to stand up to time and tide. There’s a certain lack of three-dimensionality to the characters and their interaction with the background, but nothing that stands out as particularly intolerable. On an older TV like mine, without a separate sound system, the sound quality on the English audio track is thin as compared with the Japanese track. There’s a shadowy feel to the music, and the sound effects seems to be coming from behind a screen. (One of the ongoing arguments I constantly make against always encoding for the newest equipment means that those of us who aren’t upgrading every year are left in the dust.)

The Japanese translation is rough in some places – an inevitable consequence of made-up sci-fi and a lack of an adaptation process.

The Extras provide a nice selection of things that are not just advertisements for other Funimation products (I can’t be alone in thinking that ads for other series really aren’t an extra, can I?) The Art Gallery slide show is neat, but not likely to hold my attention for long, Textless OP/Eds are nice to haves. Character profiles are bizarrely repeated, not only across several disks, but occasionally on a single disc across several Extra options. Trailers and other advertising are de rigueur these days.

Ratings:

Art – 7
Story – 8
Characters – 8
Yuri- 2
Series – 3

Overall – 8

When this series originally aired, I made it about halfway through before I gave up. So my initial expectation was low. But as the series progressed away from the pat superhero Éclair saves the day plots, I found myself thinking that Kiddy Grade was much better than I remembered.





Yuri Anime: Strawberry Panic, Volume 4 (English)

November 19th, 2008

Way back, I read a book whose entire plot revolved around the fact that the two main characters did not communicate with each other in any meaningful way. Take that same story and transport it to Astrea Hill and you’ve basically got the plot of Volume 4 of Strawberry Panic.

In this volume, Nagisa finally learns the whole story about Shizuma’s past. But instead of the truth freeing her, she decides that she can’t live up to the perfection of Shizuma’s lost partner. The truth, instead of bringing them together, drives an enormous wedge between them.

In the wake of the flashbacks and intense emotional loss, the only character other than Shizuma and Nagisa who gets a piece of the action is Miyuki – who has to face the loss of not one, but *two* objects of affection. Everyone else in the story is relegated to background noise while we watch the tension build between the main pair.

Nonetheless, this volume is plenty Yuriful. We learn that even if Shizuma didn’t *love* Kaori, her feelings at least included physical attraction. (I’m never going to stop thinking that making love outside is not, perhaps, the best choice for the terminally ill.) There’s Shizuma’s hurtful – but brutally truthful – kiss with Miyuki. And, of course, we get to enjoy the bathtub playtime of our resident EPLs, Kaname and Momomi.

But most of all, this volume is filled with fraughtness and tension as we wade through the high emotion and drama that makes up Shizuma’s backstory. We then watch Nagisa put herself, Shizuma, Tamao, Miyuki and her fan club through hell as she wallows knee-deep in some good, old-fashioned self-pity.

*This* is the volume that all the fans who consider this series to be a beautiful romance are thinking of. It has all the classic memes of a million gothic romances, but as the storm howls around Shizuma and Nagisa at the summer house, I prefer to think this series is the direct descendant of that fateful scene from Cream Lemon Escalation at Naomi’s summer house – at which Rie learns the even more shocking truth about her beloved Naomi. ^_^

Ratings:

Art – 7
Story – 8
Characters – 7
Yuri – 8
Service – 5

Overall – 8

Once again, my sincere thanks to that collective of Okazu superheroes, Media Blasters, for this volume and for being a fabulous bunch of people. And once again, I didn’t notice anything especially annoying with their adaptation, other than the continuing lack of “onee-sama” as an honorific. ^_^ It’s nice to be able to put a MB DVD in the player and know that neither the translation nor subtitles will subtract from the experience. Keep up the good work!





Magical Witch Punie-chan Anime (English)

November 12th, 2008

“Lyrical Tokarev, Kill them all!”

With this incantation, you know that Magical Witch Punie-chan is not your usual magical girl anime.

After the appearance of vegetables who come to life, sing and dance, begging to be made into curry and submission holds called “Princess arm lock” and “Princess guillotine choke sleeper,” you start to realize that there is nothing good and right with this anime. It’s all sorts of wrongness combined into one lovely little package of wtf.

This craptastic little story scratches almost all my itches. Except one. There’s no Yuri. I tried, too. I thought that maybe Punie and the gang leader Anego, might, possibly…but, no go. Anego goes off and falls in love with a guy in a very cute episode about a doomed romance. (There is, however, some serious “6 degrees of Yuri” in the choice of voice actors, which appeased me slightly. Not only are there a host of Marimite VAs, both Chikane and Himeko’s VAs appear in this anime.)

If you ever wanted your magical girls to lose the wand and drop someone with an choke hold, fight to death with their magical creature sidekick, animate vegetables that create their own tragic stories of heroism, and take down the evil punk girl gang that inhabits every average school with love and superior fighting skills, then you need to watch this.

Once again, my love and thanks to Media Blasters for making/allowing me watch this delightful piece of utter crap. You’ve made me so very, very happy. ^_^

Ratings:

Art – a surprising 7
Story – an amusing 7
Characters – a ridiculous 8
Yuri – a disappointing 0
Service – a remarkably low 2

Overall – a completely satisfying 7

God, this anime hurts, but it hurts so good.





Aria Anime, Volume 1 (English)

November 4th, 2008

Welcome to the world of Aqua. As the Earth (now know as Manhome) becomes overrun with technology, and barran of life, humankind has spread out onto a terraformed Mars, transforming it into a preserve of culture and life from Earth’s past.

Venice is no longer, but Neo-Venezia stands ready, with beautiful girls taking the place of burly male gondoliers. For one journeyman gondoliera, life is a slow, gentle passage through days of wonder, beauty and friends.

This is the plot, such as it is, of Aria.

Nothing happens, as every reviewer ever has noticed, but it doesn’t happen so lightly, so gently and with such lovely scenery that it’s not like we feel the need to rush. A cup of coffee, maybe an almond pastry and a volume of Aria will do for the afternoon.

In Volume 1, we meet our protagonist Akari of Aria Company and watch as she befriends (in a totally non-Nanoha way) her peer and rival, Himeya’s heir Aika, their mentors, two of the most famed undine of Neo-Venezia, Alicia and Akira, and a young, genius apprentice, Alice. Along with this crowd we meet some of the other people in Akari’s neighborhood, the people she meets each day. And while I am being slightly silly likening this cast to the puppets of Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood the feeling of gentle fantasy isn’t all that ridiculously different.

As with all their work, this English subtitled edition from Right Stuf is top notch. The video extra follows the crew around Venice as they tour the world they are recreating. I have never been to Venice, so it was nice to see that some of the more whimsical locations are, in fact, completely real. But this volume does not stay still in one place. We follow Akari as she learns about some of the history of the Aqua planet, and we see that although Venice maybe recreated here, it is not without its own stories of love and loss apart from those of the city that we’re familiar with.

Yuri in Volume 1 is largely in the form of Aika’s crush on Alicia, and my own completely-made-up-with-the-help-of-Yuri-goggles relationship between Akira and Alicia. Yes, I know it’s not real. I don’t care. lol I said it before and I’ll say it again, definitely worth watching. No mecha, no rape, no “Story A,” just nice.

Ratings:

Art – 8
Story – 8
Characters – 7
Yuri – 3
Service – 1

Overall – 8

My deep, abiding thanks today goes out to Dan P. (We’ll call him “Super Dan” from now on) for sponsoring today’s and so many other day’s reviews. For your support, your kindness, your generosity and your emails that make me laugh, thank you Dan for being an Okazu superhero! To become an Okazu superhero just visit my Yuri Wishlist and purchase anything on it. You’ll gain instant recognition as a hero and the eternal appreciation of the Okazu audience.