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Yuri Anime: Shoujo Sect OAV 1

August 2nd, 2008

The original Shoujo Sect manga was a series of very loosely connected “Plot, What Plot”-type Yuri porn chapters set in an ubiquitous girls school. While the couples depicted in each chapter may or may not have had any relationship to each other, the larger story – what there was of it – revolved around the promiscuous playgirl Honda Shinobu and schoolmate Naitou Momoko. Momoko moved through many of the early chapters as a catalyst or voyuer, while many of the stories directly involved Shinobu or members of her harem.

The stories were, in most ways, completely meritless porn, (which of course means that many people think they are awesome) but at the end of the second novel, several surprising things happened. A plot complication arises that separates Momoko and Shinobu and ultimately, they meet each other once again and finally become lovers. The end of the book ties up their story in a wildly amusing epilogue that was so charming in it’s own cracked way that it quite made the whole work for me. (For slightly more detail, feel free to read my reviews of Volume 1 and Volume 2.)

The anime is…odd. I expected it to follow the same PWP format of the books, basically following one primary couple per OAV, with an extended sex scene. Instead, it rewrites, cuts and pastes pieces of the stories into a slightly new whole and, even more bizarrely – adds details where there were none previously. Like, they were *trying* to make a real story out of it. Sadly, it doesn’t really work.

When we join the anime, Shinobu has a reputation as the school “bad girl” and she flashes her underwear to prove it. Momoko remains the catalyst/voyeur for the first couple, whom many Yuri fans will be pleased to know are sisters. There were two things that made it hard for me to find their sex scene appealing – 1) the noises they were making sounded rather like they were chewing their own arms off, as opposed to having what was supposed to have been enjoyable sex and; 2) in at least one moment I couldn’t help but notice that their hair and nipples were color coordinated. ^_^; This was so distracting that I was simply unable to stop laughing throughout.

In fact, I laughed through a great deal of this anime. I guess that’s pretty normal for porn, since it’s quite often laughably bad, but since I don’t watch it, I’ll have to take other people’s word for it. (No, I actually don’t. Live-action porn bores me to tears. I’d rather spend an hour at the dentist’s. Really. Anime porn usually makes me laugh, so there you go, I guess.)

The upshot of all this is – the Shoujo Sect anime had a lot of talking, some really choppy story-telling and howlingly funny sex. If you actually liked the manga, then you may really want to avoid this as being vastly inferior to what is hardly a work of literature. If, “zOMG Yuri hentai – all girls, no penor!” then by all means, please enjoy.

Ratings:

Art – 8
Story – 6 as a comedy, 4 as a drama
Characters – 7
Yuri – 10
Service – 8

I was marginally irked that my favorite couple was turned into a school legend and their roles were switched, but it’s not like I’m going to lose sleep over it. ^_^





Yuri Novel: Escalation – Die Liebe (エスカレーションディ・リーベ)

April 28th, 2008

Today’s review  is dedicated, once again, to 828-san.

Back in November 2007, I reviewed the Cream Lemon: Escalation light novel. It was pretty good, for what it was. The language was flowery and the overall emotion behind the BDSM was really very sweet.

In stark contrast, Escalation: Die Liebe (エスカレーションディ・リーベ) was written by a man (how can you tell, Erica? you ask. I answer – it’s seriously obvious,) with limited sexual imagination. Also, for whatever reason, it is not a “Light Novel,” it is full paperback novel size, but still has illustrations. They are still quite laughable, as they were in the original.

The plot (tell me when you stop laughing and I’ll continue) of Die Liebe starts with Naomi-sempai abusing Rie a bit as a good-bye present and leaving her to pick up the pieces at school. Arisa, the student Rie chose as her pet at the end of Escalation is disappeared and instead we get a stoolie called Yukari and the target of her affection, a whiny, soppy kid named Tomoe.

Rie and Midori see Tomoe crying against a tree on the first day of the term and Rie decides that that girl will be her new pet. Only, uncharacteristically, she seduces Tomoe’s roommate Yukari first in order to something something…because it makes no sense at *all* that she needs more than a “You – Me – Now,” gesture at Tomoe and be able to have her. And, um, btw, the girl you seduced, Yukari? She is your pet. In case you didn’t notice. Midori is also written completely out of character. Suddenly popular, she is head of the tennis team, and really nice. Um…okay. Whatever floats your boat.

The entire novel follows Rie’s pointlessly complex plot to get Tomoe. There’s a lot of nothing that goes on and remarkably little sex. …And the author has a spanking fetish.

I believe that Die Liebe is the novelization for a game of the same name. I can only say that if it follows this novel, it’s probably *dire*. ^_^

What this novel did make me long for was to see Naomi come back bringing Arisa with her, and for me write a 5-girl pileup fanfic using the same girly, flowery language used in the original novel. ^_^ (How convenient, I have time now to work on it!)

Ratings:

Art – 4
Story – 4
Characters – 5
Yuri – 10
Service – 10

Overall – 5

Unlike the original, this wasn’t pretty good, not even – not especially – for porn.
As a conversation piece – this book is total win, however. ^_^





Yuri Manga: Lesbian Shoujo Ai

March 29th, 2008

This is the last post for “crappy crap” week, but don’t worry – I have plenty more crappy crap in my pile of stuff to read and review. It’s just that my brain is melting and I need to stop reading all of the crap in a row like this…it burns, it freezes!

Like Battle Club, I went in to this book knowing that it would pretty much be crap. I love Senno Knife’s work, he draws pretty lesbian manga with lots of qualifying characteristics like penises, alien creatures, incest, rape, prostitution, etc. So I knew perfectly well when I got this book what I was in for. (Incidentally, I met Senno Knife way back in the dawn of time when he was being translated by Steve Bennett’s Ironcat Studios. He’s a really nice guy with a really cool wife. If you get a chance to meet him, do.)

For the record, Lesbian Shoujo Ai has no lesbians. It has girls who have lesbian sex, in between being raped by fathers and stepfathers and having sex with their brothers, total strangers and local hermaphrodites. Some of the girls are also sisters, which will appeal to the crowd to whom that kind of thing appeals.

Miyako hates her half-sister Misato when she’s brought to the house, but when she finds that she can pass Misato off as herself and not have to have sex with the guy her father sold her to, she likes Misato way more. They dress alike and have sex with themselves. They live happily ever after, fu fu fu.

Marina and Mio meet in a water town, and become lovers on the night of the festival. When Mio sees Marina having sex with what she thinks is the local god, she runs away, but Mio assures her it’s just her very girlish brother. The three live happily ever after, in this water town of dreams.

In a Meiji period girls’ school, Haruna has fallen in love with the beautiful “holy mother” Ayaka as she dances. She writes Ayaka with her confession, then the letters get more and more explicit. When Ayaka sees Haruna leave a letter, they become “sisters” only, Ayaka says, she is definitely not holy in any way. Haruna presses for the kind of relationship she expressed in the letters, but Ayaka rejects her. We see why, when Haruna follows her home one day and watches Ayaka’s stepfather have sex on her. Haruna insists that she loves Ayaka and they do become lovers. When Ayaka graduates, she leaves a letter and a train ticket for Haruna, who gladly runs off with her her beloved onee-sama.

Maria is depressed because the male teacher she has a crush on is getting married. She skips school and finds herself in a falling down school building where she meets ethereal beauty Tsuta, who tells her about her quest to see an angel. They kiss, which wipes the lovesickness from Maria’s heart. She goes back to see Tsuta, and when they make love on the roof of the condemned building, Tsuta confidently says that she saw an angel afterward, so she gets her wish – to have a wonderful lover.

Yuuna has always been in love with Miki but, when Miki kissed her back then, she ran away from her feelings. They went to different middle schools, but now they are in high school together and Yuuna keeps her feelings in a journal. The other girls in class find the journal and start to read it out loud. Mortified, Yuuna runs away, but instead of being disgusted, Miki follows her. They reconcile and make love. If only it could stay like that forever.

In the final two-part story, Kana is hired as a maid to take care of the beautiful Ageha, but the mistress of the house takes Kana as her lover, when she is not making love to Ageha. After a lot of mixed messages and misunderstandings, it turns out that the woman who runs the household was in love with Ageha’s mother, and is injecting her son with estrogen to turn him into a woman she can love. When she realizes that Ageha and Kana are in love, she kills herself and leaves them to live together in peace. As Ageha and Kana watch, a naked, youthful woman who looks just like Ageha appears and she and the spirit of the dead mistress walk off together, hand in hand.

This manga is from Comic Garo, which is one of the notable few indie manga magazines in Japan. They have a great website where they talk about how their mission is to allow manga artists to draw they way they want to, with freedom, but good editorial guidance. This was the same magazine for which Usamaru Furuya of Short Cuts drew his debut work. (I’ve never reviewed those two volumes here, because there’s no Yuri at all in them, but I absolutely *love* Short Cuts manga for the utter wtf-ness.)

And this kind of Yuri-colored hentai is exactly what Senno Knife is best at. Despite it being questionable porn, there’s heart at the center of each story which is lacking in much of what passes for Yuri (like the most recent issue of Yuri Hime S, for instance, which is practically soulless.) In Lesbian Shoujo Ai, the lesbians are brutalized by men and not actually *lesbian,* although they love other women, but at the core of each story you find love – love that frees them from their past.

Ratings:

Art – 6 everyone looks exactly the same in a doll-like way
Story – variable, averaging out at about 5
Characters – same
Yuri – 9 (10, with a point off for all the other stuff)
Service – 9

Overall – 6

Don’t get me wrong – I’m not saying this is good. But for crappy crap, it ain’t bad. ^_^





Yuri Manga: Yuri-iro Rasen

March 26th, 2008

You know what’s really cool? When you pick up a manga that you’re sure is pretty junky and it turns out to be pretty good after all.

Sadly, this was not that manga.

Yuri-iro Rasen, (Lily-colored Spiral) is pretty well named. It’s not really a Yuri manga so much as an H-manga with Yuri flavoring.

The first two stories involve the not-particularly creative use of school classrooms, infirmaries and schoolgirls with penises. It’s not that these are bad stories, it’s just that they are not good, either. The art is pretty meh, and the sex worried me a bit. Kind of the worst of Yuri and BL all rolled up together into one very not good thing.

The next several stories involve an anxious girl, her boyfriend’s confusingly vague hints about sex play and her far more imaginative female friend who offers to help her figure it all out. In the first chapter, Takaki’s boyfriend says he likes “abnormal” sex which, after Takaki and Mura explore a few options, turns out to be nothing more than “without socks.” When he suggests a little “cosplay” Mura explains what “costume play” really means as she helps Takaki find her inner maid. All he meant, however, was that he wanted Takaki to wear her school uniform. Finally, when he asks if they can do it outside, Takaki objects – mostly so he doesn’t realize she’s wearing long underwear. Mura decides to teach her the joys of outdoor sex anyway, so they both end up with colds. Takaki’s clearly meant to be seen as an idiot for staying with the guy, since he has such a limited imagination.

The last stories involved animal-eared lolis so, while they are Yuri, I simply refuse to read them as a matter of principal. The idea of them having sex is just about as exciting to me as watching two stuffed animals on top of one another and considerably more repulsive. I abstain, courteously.

Ratings:

Art – 4
Story – Other than the slightly amusing middle arc, 3, the slightly amusing middle arc, 5
Characters – 3
Yuri – 9 for sex, 1 for everything else that makes Yuri appealing.
Service – at least four different kinds of 10

Overall – 3

I had Yuri-iro Rasen on my list of Yuri to look for when I was in Tokyo and I didn’t actually expect to find it, so it surprised me when I did. I was slightly more surprised when I read it, since I was reminded that one of the core identifiers of “service” is that something like this passes for “good Yuri.” Ignore the other reviewers, they are wrong. ^_^ This manga is firmly on the “crappy crap” side of the board. Once again, having low expectations is likely to save your sanity.





Yuri Light Novel: Shiroyuki Gakuen Oneesama Itadakimasu!

March 6th, 2008

I wasn’t planning on doing a review today at all, but as long as I could keep it short, I thought I might manage one. Of everything on my “to review” pile, the thing I have the least to say about is Shiroyuki Gakuen Oneesama Itadakimasu!.

This light novel is about Kuramoto Yuuri, and her next door neighbor who admires (and desires) her, Takanawa Seiro. Yuuri is the perfect onee-sama; classic beauty, smart, all the girls adore her, etc. For her part, she enjoys the adoration, surrounding herself with blushing young beauties and playing with their feelings. Little does she know that she is *so* perfect that there is a group of evildoers out to get her. Seiro arrives on the scene fortuitously and saves her. The whole truth comes out – Seiro is actually an alien and the enemy is a group of aliens (who wear silly catgirl costumes) called the Black Cat somethingorother and who are out to get Yuuri for her DNA.

The rest of the book is basically all the characters having sex. Seiro and Yuuri are actually in love, so their sex is consensual and kind of sweet. The rest of the sex is either punishment, coercion or non-con.

…and that’s all there is to say and about this book, really.  ^_^

There’s pictures, it is a Light Novel after all. There’s nothing at all to say about them.

The only thing left to say, really, is that after I read it, I noticed that the author has a website listed so I went to visit it, expecting to find a hack like myself who wrote this for a paycheck. But no…this is a professional author who (according to his author’s note) intended this book to be a science fiction novel. When I stopped laughing I said to the wife, “You know, just saying that the girl is an alien does NOT make a story science fiction.” ^_^

Ratings:

Art – 6
Story – 2 unless you look at it as a comedy, then 3
Characters – 3 we know *parts* of them very well
Yuri – 10
Service – 10

It dawned on me that the Service rating is really a tremendously crucial thing – other Yuri bloggers are all male and don’t discriminate between stuff like this and stuff like, say, Love My Life. Sure they are both Yuri, but there’s Yuri and there’s this. ^_^