There were two surprises for me by the end of this light novel by Kiki, illustrated by Kinta. One was that I made it to the end of this light novel (admittedly, I skipped a chunk in the middle) and two, that Milkit and Flum agree that they “like” one another. How bold of them.

So, this series might actually be really good if the artistry went into things beyond the gleeful description of human mutation and violence against children. This latter is why I skipped. I am not wasting my precious years on this planet reading details of children suffering as a form of entertainment. But the actual fight scenes are quite decent. And Flum gaining new cursed skills and items is fun. On the bad side, I despise gloating bad guys and this series is neck deep in them. So it’s a constant slog for me to make it through these books, wallowing as they do in terrible people doing terrible things because and good people doing terrible things to stop them and save a few children from the even more terrible things along the way.

In the meantime, Flum is joined by more of her former Hero group members, and we’re clearly setting Flum and her team up to take on them as well as the church, which has been the source of evil throughout.

As I say with every volume, I have no idea if I’ll keep reading this series. It’s not bad, but it ain’t great. As Sean Gaffney so aptly put it in his review, “this series far more comfortable with being a horror book than a yuri book”. I am not a horror-for-horror’s-sake kind of person. I appreciate well crafted horror, but this series always feels more like “let’s squeeze in some gross shit.” This volume added zombies to the mix and, to the author’s credit, it makes sense. It’s not just another horror trope, and it’s more of an emotional stress point for several of the key characters.

Ratings:

Art – 8 Kinta’s art is definitely getting better as the volumes progress.
Story – 7 Settling into good and ugh in equal amounts
Characters – 7 Some emotional growth here, which was nice
Service – 5 Guro-service and always threats of more terrible by gloaty bad guys
Yuri – 5 – Milkit and Flum are up to “like” and Eterna and Ink are couple-ish

Overall – 7

If you like body horror, mutating things and tentacles with your undead, then you will probably really enjoy this volume.

Girls Kingdom, Volume 3 is a remarkable book. I am not lying to you about this. You will absolutely agree with me when you read it that it was, indeed, remarkable.

We pick up Volume 3 after Misaki, our normal girl in an abnormal and absurd environment, has undergone a series of trials that has pushed her skills as a detective and diplomat to their limits and, in the end, increased her skill points as maid to the Vice-Chairman of the Amanotsuka Academy, Amanotsuka Himeko.

Please do not worry too much that her being a detective and diplomat making her a better maid makes basically no sense. The entire premise of this series and the school it exists within, makes no sense. It doesn’t matter, however, because this book is so remarkable that nothing, not even semi-ootsey-cutesy sexy bathing scenes, sexual harassment by girls on other girls that is just as absurd and offensive as one might expect, idiotic plot complications, and the entire premise of the school setting, will change the fact that this book is remarkable.

There is no question, either, that Misaki makes this book work. This despite her showing up to a school that has an endlessly long list of written rules and even longer list of unwritten ones, none of which with she’s bothered familiarizing herself, despite the fact that she is the highly visible maid to the Vice-Chairman of Amanotsuka Academy, Amanotsuka Himeko. Entirely unremarkable, the relationship between Misaki and Himeko is actually quite sweet and I find myself rooting for them as a couple, even though it’s a stupid idea given the setup of the story. The first scenario leapfrogs pleasantly through the absurdities of this set-up for a genuinely human moment.

Ratings:

Art – 8 I’m losing my mind, I think, because the Societal Arts uniform is starting to appeal
Story – 7 Blows Volume 1 and Volume 2 out of the water on “What did I just read?”
Characters – 8 Likeable and loopy
Service – 7 Underwear, baths, groping are endlessly exhausting
Yuri – 4.25 Misaki admits to finding Himeko’s body appealing

Overall – 7

Volume 4 is in process now, with an August release date and oh boy, I just can’t wait to find out which Salon the new girl joins! Yes, I am kidding. I couldn’t care less. ^_^

Amanotsuka Academy, you see,
is for young women both rich and lovely
With salons on the line
for those the most divine
Won’t you please join them for tea?

Thanks very much to J-Novel Club for the review copy. ^_^

We met Misaki, a new student at Amanotsuka Girl’s School, when she unceremoniously climbed the wall to save some time and ran into Amanotsuka Himeko. Their meeting was kismet, because the girl who never wanted to become a maid and the girl who didn’t want a maid,  turn out to be an excellent mistress and maid combo. This was all detailed in Volume 1.

In Girl’s Kingdom, Volume 2, Misaki and the newest member of the Sky Salon, Misaki’s roomate Kirara, are roped into any number of impossible tasks in order to make their ladies’ lives better. Because this series is goofy and fun, they manage to accomplish them all, no matter how silly. And let me assure you they are varied and very silly tasks. From arranging a successful marketing relationship, to saving a restaurant, to becoming better maids, Misaki makes in-roads in all manner of issues at this unreal school, peopled by unreal people, in unreal situations.

It’s challenging to find things to say about this volume that I haven’t already said in my review of Volume 1. It’s still absolutely mad as a porridge knife, full of pointlessly salacious nonsense, then covered by other pointless nonsense…but all the pointless nonsense is the plot, so one can’t really complain. And, might one think to complain, British transfer student Sarah would surely scold. After all, England is the place maids come from, we are assured, so clearly she will be better at this than anyone. Because being a maid can be learned by osmosis, apparently.  ^_^

More importantly, this novel is absolutely goofy; adapted ably by Philip Reuben and editor teiko, who keep both the fake humor and the real humor behind, it in this theater of the absurdly written. Illustrations that sometimes match the descriptions in the text are an added bonus. It’s a hoot and everyone deserves some off time for their brain. ^_^

Ratings:

Art – 8 Pretty, but why?
Story – 7 Even sillier than Volume 1
Characters – 8 Likeable and loopy
Service – 7 Underwear and baths, how revelatory.
Yuri – 4 Slowly getting there, amazingly. A whole half-step forward, at least

Overall – 7

If all this maidly and mistressly excitement isn’t enough for you, Volume 3 is coming your way in June! All three Girls Kingdom volumes are available from J-Novel Club on Amazon, Bookwalker Global and are on the Yuricon Store.

In Girls Love of the Dead, Shi ga Futari wo Waka..tanai? we met Mitsuki, a young woman mourning the death of the girl she loves. In her attempt to leave her own life behind, she stumbles across a school for zombies, at which she finds her dearly departed Rin.

About 2 weeks after I reviewed Volume 1 of this phone novel, Manga Planet announced the license of several of the Yomuco/Parsola “super light” Yuri novels. I was – and am – delighted that they are giving releases to works like Between Two Guns, Lovely! along with Shodensha titles like It’s Personnel!, by leading some of the luminaries in Yuri right now. (In fact, subscribing to Manga Planet is next on my list. I just am so behind on reading that I haven’t had time. I’ll add it to our microgoals on Okazu.) When Manga Planet announced a new license – I can’t remember which one, I jokingly tweeted at them that they should license Girls Love of the Dead.

And so they have.

Yes, you will be able to read this delightfully screwy zombie Yuri love story in April! Ahh! So of course I wanted to get a jump on the story and catch up on the volumes I’ve bought on Global Bookwalker.

Which brings us to Girls Love of the Dead, Kioku no Kakera, Volume 2 (ガールズラブ・オブ・ザ・デッド〈記憶のかけら〉). Mitsuki has committed herself to attending school on her summer break. Zombie school, that is. Every night, she makes herself up as a zombie. She joins Rin’s class and proceeds to try to get Rin to remember her. Rin, who has no memory of her life, doesn’t remember Mitsuki. Mitsuki figures that, as Rin is dead, she’s got all the time in the world to achieve her goal.

Their homeroom teacher throws some cold water on this, when she explains that zombies only have a limited unlife span. After a while, Rin will not just not remember her life, she’ll move on entirely! Now Mitsuki has a deadline, oh no! We’re also presented with a bit of a mystery….how did Rin die? It seems unlikely in the extreme that she died the way they said she died, at the very least.

This series is a slightly goofy, but there are so many fun touches I can’t really single one out. Hoshii Nanao’s story movies quickly – it’s designed to be read on a cellphone, after all – and the illustrations by Morishima Akiko are charming and colorful, not at all what one might expect from a zombie story. I find it all loopy and fun (just finished Volume 3 last night, in fact!) and will happily look forward to it in English next month.

Ratings:

Art – 9
Story – 7 Still goofy, but getting intriguing
Characters – 8 Some intriguing stuff is on the horizon for this, too
Service – 2 A little bathing suit service
Yuri – 7 Mitsuki’s love is true. ^_^

Overall – 8