This past week, Céline Sciamma’s Portrait of a Lady on Fire premiered on streaming platform Hulu. This has been on my to-watch list since last autumn and now that I have watched it, I can say without reservation that it has some of the most superb acting I have ever seen.

From Hulu: “In 18th century France a young painter, Marianne (Noémie Merlant), is commissioned to do the wedding portrait of Héloïse (Adèle Haenel). Day by day, the two women become closer as they share Héloïse’s last moments of freedom before the impending wedding.”  None of this is inaccurate, but it comes nowhere near to what the movie is actually about.

Marianne, a painter whose father is also an acclaimed painter, is brought in by Héloïse’s mother to paint her portrait. This is after Héloïse’s has already broken another painter by refusing to so much as show her face. Marianne is to paint her portrait without admitting she is doing so, or asking Héloïse to pose. As she acts as a companion, the two do become close.

When it becomes untenable for Marianne to continue to lie, she admits the truth and Héloïse begins to pose. And, as they both watch each other intently, they fall in love. The acting is the plot. A dark look from Héloïse that causes Marianne (and me) to flinch away, was the climax of that scene. Héloïse making the point that she is watching Marianne as intently as she is being watched was as intense as any seduction.

I hadn’t realized how traumatized I had been by Blue is the Warmest Color (La Vie  Adele), until Héloïse and Marianne kissed the first time. I cringed away from looking at the screen, fearing that this would become the same kind of invasive camerawork. Instead, this movie ultimately backed away. There is nudity, and some sex, but with very few exceptions, Héloïse and Marianne are left to themselves without us voyeuring at them when they make love.  We do spend time watching them be intimate, but not time watching them have sex. A more understanding and sympathetic gaze, rather than the intrusive one of Blue or, as Drew Gregory wrote on Auostraddle, a lesbian gaze.

When Héloïse’s mother leaves, Marianne, Héloïse and their maid Sophie – who is a fantastic character – spend a week together in a world in which the rules simply do not apply to them. If you watch this movie, I hope you enjoy these scenes as much as I did.  Ultimately the idyll has to end, of course. The epilogue is terse, tense and the final scene so sublimely acted I don’t have any words for it. Adèle Haenel deserves praise for that, if nothing else.

On IMDB, a reviewer notes that the entire movie is ASMR, and I had noticed that it was very calming and serene to listen to. But what really struck me most was that the movie was itself much like a painting, shifting over time, being built up of small things, and little touches like brushtrokes.

Ratings:

Cinematography – 8
Characters – 10
Story – 8
Lesbian – 10, but not LGBTQ in any way
Service – 4 Nudity, Sexual situations

Overall – 10

It was an exceptional movie. I certainly would recommend it to anyone who wished for a beautiful, finely-drawn historical lesbian romance.

There has been a veritable explosion of BL in Japanese Live-Action Drama recently, by which I mean a handful of series. Otouto no Otto has been followed by Kinou Nani Tabeta? , and Ossan Rabu, which was being advertised everywhere in Ikebukuro when I was there in September. I haven’t had any time to watch the latter two, although I expect I will, eventually. More interesting to me was the announcement of a summer 2019 Yuri live-action on Fuji TV. It did play on the terrestrial station and then was sent to FujiTV on Demand (FoD) where it now lives. In 2016, Fuji TV had run a lesbian romance called Transit Girls, but has not has a lesbian series since. Unsurprisingly, folks were both excited and ambivalent about this news.

Yuridano Kandano is…not bad. It is also not good. It was incredibly complicated, with many layers of positive and negative and details I wish I had someone to talk to about for like, 3 hours. And because in this series the devil is in both the superficiality and the details, a summary will not suffice. Nonetheless, I will attempt to summarize fully, aware that I will fail to capture the essence of this series.

Yuri (played by former gravure idol Baba Fumika, which made it really hard to find queer reviews of this series, since most of the reviews were fans of hers) is a young woman who is being harassed by a stalker. Her boyfriend Yuuji is unsympathetic. Her friends might be sympathetic, but she has not confided in them. One day Yuri is surprised to meet an old friend from elementary school, Kaeri, played brilliantly by Kojima Fujiko. Kaeri is a realtor and helps Yuri find an (admittedly adorable) new apartment, but then, a little oddly turns out to be Yuri’s next door neighbor.

Kaeri is exceedingly clever, and funny and generous and obviously (to us) is a predatory lesbian with her eyes set on Yuri. Is she the stalker? Kaeri inserts herself neatly into Yuri’s life, and proceeds to alienate Yuri’s friends. It’s uncomfortable until Kaeri is able to prove that Yuri’s best friends and her boyfriend have been fooling around. Ultimately, Yuri is able to re-establish her former friendships, but ends up being “shinyuu” with Kaeri over her older friends. She is also able to continue to work with jerky boyfriend Shuuji, and still be friends.

Nothing Kaeri does is okay. Everything she does is awkward and intrusive. When she first meets Yuri, she runs up to her and thrusts her face into Yuri’s chest in a way that no one would ever do…certainly not a lesbian.  And yet, she sees the truth faster than anyone else and says what she sees. Kaeri figures out who the stalker is (I mean, so did I, it wasn’t hard, there’s like 8 characters in this drama) and confronts them. In every situation she comes off as selfish, but ends up maybe being right? Kaeri’s own stories which are obviously manipulation and bullshit turn out to be real, and Yuri finds herself growing stronger to help and protect Kaeri. Then the story starts to speed up, as the stalker escalates their behavior. Kaeri breaks boundaries, hurts Yuri, turns out to be right, tells outrageous lies that turn out to be true…over and over.

The end of the series is not romantic, as the two promise to be best friends, almost immediately after which Kaeri breaks another boundary. …

It was a fascinating and complicated series. Kaeri is a horrible person and a good person. Yuri is weak and strong. They make a terrible couple but are good together. The stalker is not a bad person but does appalling things. Every single one of the 8 episodes gripped my attention, made me squirm with discomfort, and occasionally shake my head in wonder.

Even aside from the drama itself there are a few notable things about the series. At one point, Yuri and Kaeri are having a discussion about the word “Yuri” being used for lesbian things. Yuri wonders why and Kaeri tells her about Yurizoku originating in Barazoku magazine. There was Kaeri just casually giving the correct history of the word Yuri on a Fuji Television drama.  It was amazing.

Then that conversation continued, Yuri asks Kaeri “Are you L?”, a moment which was caught on an advertisement on the Yamanote subway in Japan. (If you do click this link, please be aware that this is a complete stranger’s Twitter feed. Don’t be weird at them. Thanks.) So that was also very interesting.

Much like Transit Girls, it’s hard to call this series LGBTQ. In both series, the lesbian character acts in a way that makes “lesbian” people look bizarre. And in both the word “lesbian” is not something the character identifies as, Kaeri here talks about herself as having a “broken” sexuality. Which brings me to the title. The phrase “nandano kandano” comes up in translation as “whatever” but I’d translate it more as “It is what it is.” Yuridano Kandano” kept coming up as “Is it a Lily?” which I thought was not correct, but it is pretty apt. Yuridano Kandano might not be LGBTQ, but it’s definitely Yuri.

Ratings:

Acting – 8 Honestly, if either Kaeri or Yuri had not been well-acted, this series would have unraveled completely. Both were excellent.
Story – Oh gods, I have no idea. It was good, and awful and amazing and terrible. 8?!? 3?!? I don’t know!
Characters – Same as above
Cinematography – 4 Can we ban close up kissing forever? Please?
Song – 8 Sung Si Kyung singing “Hachimitsu” was weirdly romantic for what really was not a romantic show, but it was pleasant

Overall – 7 because it’s not dire and not amazing, but it has both dire and amazing moments.

Also, like Transit Girls, the kissing is super closeup and dreadful. Japanese drama kissing is the absolute worst. Takarazuka absurdly fake stage kisses are better than this. For a romantic comedy, it was neither romantic nor comedic, but it was interesting!

You can check out the trailer on Yudano Kandano‘s FOD page. Ignore the kissing.

Last spring I reported on the existence of self-described “Yuri Short Drama” Happy Days. Serialized on Youtube, this is the story of a couple, Kozue and Junko, and their sofa.

To call this anything more than an incredibly low-budget B-series wouldn’t be fair. Nonetheless, there are moments when the series is charming – and it is engaging enough that at the end of Episode 4, I was quite unhappy. ^_^

For the first several episodes Junko and Kozue lounge about on their sofa, or the floor in front of it, eating candy and talking about…things. Each episode is somewhere around 15 minutes and little of consequence occurs.  It’s just day-to-day life stuff. But at the end of episode 4, a thing happens. That thing changes the tenor of the story considerably. It also ends up leading the production itself out of the little room in which it has been filmed, into the larger world.

Ratings:

This is so low budget, I feel ratings are not really worth it. This is one-camera, 6’x6′ room, and a bag full of candy low-budget.

Overall – 7

I don’t know what might happen at this point, but I guess I’m going to keep watching to find out!