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Yuri Manga:Tsubomi, Volume 5

March 5th, 2010

I cannot begin to describe how disappointed and frustrated I am with Tsubomi. It’s not like I ever expected it to have me scattering rose petals in front of the publisher’s door, but I really did not expect to make the scrunchy face so often while reading it at this point.

It makes me sigh, and not in a good way. I’m sorry. I don’t see what the appeal of 80% of the stories are. The art is not particularly skilled, the stories that are being told run the gamut from well beyond overdone to death to okay. And most of it is merely meh. The one saving grace of this fifth volume of Tsubomi is that the second volume of Comic Lily is so god-awful that in comparison, this publication looks pretty good.

It vexes me. I want to support Yuri, heck I want more than anything else (and maybe more than anyone else) to see a LOT of Yuri on bookstore shelves all around the world. But I can’t really keep throwing my money at this magazine and hoping that it will suddenly be something it is not. Like, for instance, good. You know how much I eschew delusion in my dealings with anime and manga.

Tsubomi is a collection of nearly identical “Story A” type encounters, and a few downright icky feeling or bad stories. Try as I might, I can’t come up with even one story that really stands apart from the rest.

Yes, I dislike “Ebisu-san and Hotei-san” less than many of the other stories, but that is more because of key concepts in my head than anything the story itself has to offer.

“Hoshikawa Ginza Yon-choume” is a story waiting to happen. Every chapter it inches forward. I’m not in a rush. I’d just like someone to tell me when we get to the story part. This has been the longest prologue I’ve ever read.

And Takemiya Jin has a story that takes one small thing – cold hands in winter – and builds a whole thing about it in “Snow Dome.” But that’s the problem – every story is a “one small thing” take on the same one chapter over and over and over.

There is a Girl, she likes another Girl. They like each other. The End.

I’ve been reading, writing, talking about and promoting Yuri for more than a decade now. Can we *please* have something more than this already? There are more to lesbian lives than just “realizing you like someone” “realizing they like you” and “coming out.”

Ratings:

Overall – 6

I’m not going to be buying this anthology any more. That’s the only way I can tell the publishers that it’s insufficient for my needs. That depresses me. Surely by now, we should be getting some better Yuri in our anthologies, not just more of the same old-same old, shouldn’t we?





Yuri Manga: Comic Yuri Hime, Volume 19 (Part 2)

March 3rd, 2010

The second half of Comic Yuri Hime, Volume 19 starts off with Hakamada Mera’s “Sore ga kimi ni naru” in which You is fascinated by this older woman who looks at her with the memory of a love she had in the past. This time You accompanies Amane to the library where she works, to see what this mysterious woman’s life is like. When You gets caught in a late rainstorm, Amane is confronted with having the girl stay over her place.

“Himekoi” is full of screaming…again. And I’m skipping “Soulfege” because, bleah.

In “DNA Double XX” Aoi proves that she haz mad fightin’ skills, but the Eves have better Yuri-service.

Amano Shuninta’s “Cell Frame no Mukou Kawa” proves that once again, there is a group mind behind anthologies, as yet another cosmetics salesperson find herself part of a plot. This time she has fallen for the local pharmacist, who is unreasonably cute with makeup. For the record – I prefer girls in glasses. Justsaying.

“Mizu-iro Cinema” has an awkward reunion between Yui and her former lover Mizuki, while Tae is a little slow on the uptake. After Yui throws Mizuki out, she worries that Tae will find the fact that she is a lover of women repulsive (as opposed to, “I don’t love women – just you”, the old-school method of avoiding having any lesbianism in Yuri.) Tae is way too sweet (read; doofusy) to let that happen.

In “Cleo the Crimson Crises” the story doesn’t end. WHY? Why gods, do you hate us? Oh, ahem. So, Cleo and Suoh go to wherever Cleo is from and people are assholes to Suoh, so she can be a snot-faced wet rag some more. Gawd.

“Sayonara Folklore” continues – sort of surprisingly, because there’s not a lot of plot there, but… Sumika is still in love with Takase-sempai, who likes her back and everything is okay until another student starts to scream at them, and tells the teacher about them. And Takase finds that she too is not the first one her lover has loved. What does not need forgiveness is forgiven and at the end they still like one another.

And, finally, in “Tokimeki Mononoke Gakuen” Arare and Pero, now in the world of humans, go to Arare’s house, Pero meets her mom, is terrified of her, and licks the bowl clean – literally. Meanwhile, Kiri mopes, remembering how Arare disappeared through a vortex…and suddently realizes Pero’s with her! The end of this story becomes ever more obvious, but you, know, I’m still okay with it. ;-)

And there you have it. Better than average, with more very good and good than not.

Ratings:

Overall – 8

A fine specimen of a Yuri Hime, and another issue that gives me hope that one day I’ll see what I really want in a Yuri magazine – something somewhere between “Story A” and porn about women who love women.





Yuri Manga: Comic Yuri Hime, Volume 19 (Part 1)

March 2nd, 2010

“Got your heart!” says the cover of Comic Yuri Hime, Volume 19. And so far, at least, it’s right. :-)

After some color illustrations that are less skanky than I’m used to, we jump right into a new series “Moso Honey” by the insanely prolific Mikuni Hadzime (of Gokujou Drops). Nonoka enters a new high school and is drafted into the high-end and rather bizarre Student Council by a “cool beauty,” Nozomi. What will this mean for the decidely average Nonoka? Hijinx and Wackiness, of course!

“Kuma-san ni Tsuite” is a slightly uncomfortable love story between a woman who obsesses about teddy bears and her long-suffering friend.

“Spike Girls” is really interesting to me, not because it’s a perfectly respectable sport romance, but also because Takemiya Jin is also doing a sports romance as Junk-Lab, so clearly he’s really into the whole idea right now. :-) Jun is recruited by by Ichi-sempai to play on the volleyball team, but unexpectedly finds herself falling for Ichi-sempai, who was in love with her own sempai. Jun confesses, thinking that Ichi-sempai will be disgusted, but oh, look! not so much.

Mitsue Aoki’s “Sweet Room” is the kind of story that works only if you’re reading an anthology of a lot of one type of short story and you are therefore inclined to be a bit generous about handwaves that are awkward, because how many different ways are there, really, to tell the same story. Nozomi find a stranded high school girl and takes her into her home, because 1) she thinks high school girls are cute and 2) the girl was stranded, duh. But after the girl makes herself comfortable, pretty much moving in, Nozomi begins to doubt her own motives. When Nana seduces Nozomi, she’s wracked with guilt, unti Nana admits to being 21 and having made up the whole high school thing to appeal to Nozomi, who she overheard talking about how cute high school girls are at the convenience store where she works. Heh.

Miura Shion’s Yuri essay touches on Sasamekikoto and “Para Yuri Hime” is Fujio’s love letter to a school crush named Waka.

At the the Black Cat Mansion, tutor Jun rues the fact that she rejected her student Chiasa, on their last day together.

“Mahou no Te” is another over-complicated love story about a girl who learns that someone who touches you on the back of the arm is sure to be your true love, or something like that. Nasu is passively-aggressively in love with Seri. They embrace.

“Renai Joshika” follows Fumi, who falls in love with the woman behind the makeup counter. It turns out that “love” is the best makeup of all.

And this section, we’ll end end with “A Knife Edge Girl” which was probably the most realistic “friend in love with friend” story we’ve seen in a while. There’s a lot of interior emotion and some very little interaction, but it rings true in that a real love story is not one story – but two. Each of the people involved has their own story going on in their head, apart from the other. While this story only so far follows one character, we can see that the other has a whole separate set of stuff going on.

Up to this point, the magazine’s been better than average and has a fairly high percentage of grown up characters, which I will never complain about. The level of high melodrama is lower, and so is the “afterschool special” feel as compared to some of the stories we’ve had in the past.

Also, I’d like to note that the tone of obsessive destruction that used to walk hand in hand with Yuri is pretty much out of the picture now. No knives, paper cutters or rooftops threaten our Yuri with the grim specter of suicide. These characters might be depressed a bit when they think their love isn’t returned, but Yuri and madness no longer are equivalent.

In fact, what I’m seeing is more of that tectonic shift to strong characters, characters with jobs, lives, friends, characters with hobbies and interests and – can you believe it took this long – female characters in sports! ‘Bout time too. Honestly, you’d think *someone* would have written an Olympic-like competition Yuri story for this issue. Duuuuuuhhhhh……. However, I am sufficiently glad for the absence of Valentine’s Day stories. Phew.

Tectonic shift it may be, but I’m liking it.

Part 2 next.





Yuri Manga: Yuri Hime Wildrose, Volume 5 (百合姫 Wildrose)

February 28th, 2010

Girl A – /meets/is in love with/argues with/falls in love with/is going out with/drugs/ – Girl B.

They have sex.

The End.

That’s it. I’m totally done with this series. I don’t get why anyone likes this crap, it’s irredeemably dull and utterly unsexy.

I think I’ve been more than patient with this series, waiting for it to develop some character, some depth, some strength of conviction, and all it’s done is move further and further backwards into the most banal of “Story A” territory.

Yuri Hime Wildrose, Volume 5 (百合姫 Wildrose) is an entire collection of “Plot, What Plot?” stories that are well beyond uninspired, a veritable fanfiction.net of a Yuri anthology.

I have five volumes (1-5) of Yuri Hime Wildrose here and I’d like to get rid of them, because they stink. In the comments field, write me a Story A romance in two sentences, in Mad LibsTM form:

Girl A (verb) Girl B. They (verb). The End

Don’t be gross, vulgar or pornographic. I won’t approve comments like that. Be creative and funny (unlike the stories in this collection) and you win all 5 books.

Ratings:

UGH

“Body and Heart entwined Bathtime” reads the obi copy.

UGH

Headslap Update: If you plan on posting as “Anonymous” could you sign off with a nickname or initials or *something* so I can tell you that you won and not some other Anonymous? Duh…!

Second Headslap Update: I should probably point out the obvious and say that you need to be over 18 to be part of this. If you are under 18 and entered, wtf were you thinking?





Yuri Manga: Yuri Hime Wildrose, Volume 4 (百合姫 Wildrose)

February 12th, 2010

It’s pretty evident that I’m not the average Yuri fan. I don’t read Yuri looking for titillation, I don’t particularly care if a story has sex in it or not. What I’m looking for is a good story.

Short stories are harder than long ones. You have less time to make a reader care about the characters, and less time to develop the situation. A lot of short stories that include sex scenes read like “Plot, What Plot?” stories – even if they aspire to be more than that.

Yuri Hime Wildrose, Volume 4 (百合姫 Wildrose) is a collection of PWP stories and frankly, it doesn’t aspire to much more. This is a collection for the Lowest Common Denominator who want sex in their Yuri and don’t really care much about story, character or plot.

The only stories that stood out to me were Nanzaki Iku’s attempt to *not* do another ShizNat-style story, Morishima Akiko’s story for being something I actually disliked from beginning to end and Takahashi Yostsu’s gang parody.

Nanzaki’s story shows us the relationship between a woman who works at a pet store and one of her customers. It’s sweet, a little dopey and has obligatory sex. It was a refreshing change from his usual. In balance I find myself starting to recognize patterns in the sex scenes he draws and that disturbs me a bit.

Morishima Akiko’s story is set in France, a girl who has to leave takes advantage of the girl she loves in a story that really put me off. It’s classic Cream Lemon, with a super whiny, yet willing to rape to get her way, protagonist. And it’s fake rape, you know, because the other girl wanted it, really. UGH

Takahashi Yotsu’s story was silly. Arisa is the leader of the Wildrose gang, but she falls in love with Serika, they hypercompetent employee at Ichinjinsha bookstore. When Arisa decides to leave gang life for Serika, she finds that her love is actually the Yuri Hime gang leader. Bwah wah wah~~

Other that these, the stories are a mix of unpopular/popular girls, and other blandly typical stories, with sex.

Ratings:

Art – Variable, but I don’t think it got better than a 7.
Stories – 4-6
Characters – 4-6
Yuri – 9
Service – 10

Overall – 5 for me, but more if you think Yuri equals girls having sex.

If having sex is your number one criteria for a Yuri anthology, then this is probably a book you will like. If you’re looking for something with a little character in the characters and oomph in the plot, give this one a miss. I was going to stop getting this series with this book, but Volume 5 is already looking intriguing, so I’ll give it one more try.