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Sengoku Otome Manga

March 11th, 2010

Let it never be said that manga doesn’t play fair. It’s not just Chinese epic history that gets all the heroes turned into large-breasted women. Oh, no. It’s also the great heroes of Japanese history that find themselves turned into large-breasted women with a penchant for silly/exploding/very little clothing. In this case, it’s the Sengoku, or Warring States period of Japanese history that is made silly.

My knowledge of Japanese history during the Sengoku period is weak. But even I am familiar with the name Nobunaga Oda. The period would end with the unification of Japan and the consolidation of power in the Tokugawa Shogunate in what we all know as the Edo period. My own studies have given me a semi-reasonable grasp of Heian and Edo periods, and I find my understanding of Sengoku is rather poor. Something to do next time I have an afternoon off.

But, seriously, history is not the main point of Sengoku Otome. The main point is to watch Nobunaga, Toyotomi Hideyoshi, and Tokugawa Ieyasu be rendered inappropriately into buxom (or in the case of Tokugawa, loli-fied) women as they approach the eve of the Battle of Okehazama. And take baths. Lots of baths. There’s some fighting too. In between the baths.

I have to admit, this manga’s Nobunaga is pretty cool. Any woman who smiles while she fights just melts my heart. And I like Akechi Mitsuhide lots, despite knowing what she’s going to eventually do.

There was, as far as I can see, no real Yuri in this manga. There’s some sense that Tokugawa Ieyasu admires/crushes on Nobunaga, because she was saved by her, but…c’mon.

Ratings:

Art – 8 Backgrounds are surprisingly detailed and the battle scenes aren’t bad
Story – 8 Yeah, yeah, history, whatever, blah blah. ^_^No, I’m totally stoked to read up on this period of Japanese history now and make the story work better in my head.
Characters – 8 Seriously, despite everything, they are pretty cool.
Yuri – .5
Series – 6 Lots of baths

Overall – 7

I think I would have really enjoyed this manga more if I was even vaguely familiar with the history, but as soon as I read up on the history, I’m sure this manga’s gonna be a joke. ;-)





The 2nd "Get This Out of My House" Contest Winners!

March 7th, 2010

I’m sorry I didn’t get this done yesterday. It wasn’t lack of time, I just forgot. ^_^

We had so many great entries for the 2nd “Get This Out of My House” contest, that I’ve decided we’re going to have a 1st, 2nd and 3rd place winner this time. :)

3rd Place: Girl B

Girl A is Girl B. Narcissistic moaning ensues.

2nd Place: JHB

Girl A koi Girl B. They carp at each other, then go fishing. oy!
The end.

And our grand /cough/ prize winner is: Kriegsaffe No. 9!

Girl A is made of matter. Girl B is made of antimatter. They hug, unwisely.

Folks, please email me at anilesbocon01 at hotmail dot com with your age, name and address to receive prizes which surely were not worth the time it took you to create your story, but which will nonetheless get crap out of my house! Yay! :-)





Gakkou no Sensei Manga, Volume 1

February 18th, 2010

We all have had some good teachers, and some bad, some teachers that made all the difference and teachers that probably should have chosen a different career. In Gakkou no Sensei, we meet three teachers who are all of the above at once.

Sakura, Akane and Yuriko are three freshly minted teachers, who are all terribly excited to be able to help the students under their care and guidance and they absolutely cannot wait to shape young lives and minds. Assuming that they can all get to school on time.

Sakura, our protagonist, has nothing but good intentions. unfortunately she does not have the best of roommates. Akane is addicted to playing games, and Yuriko suffers from extreme sloth and is impossible to wake up. The adventures of these three are meant to be a kind of screwball comedy, but are basically similar to 4-koma or TV sitcoms, in depth and humor. Which is to say, there’s only so many times half a chapter can be given over to Yuriko’s quasi-sexual harassment of Sakura, or Akane’s obsession with gaming, before any of the marginal humor value fades into shadow. The further plot complication of a tsundere child who insinuates herself into their lives was really not all that amusing.

This sort of story works much better as a serial than as a collection. Once a month, logging into GanGan’s Online comics and reading a chapter might be entertaining. All together, it kind of fails to be more than a cute idea.

Ratings:

Art – moeblob
Story – thin, but palatable
Characters – 2-dimensional in every way
Yuri – Fake
Service – lots of “humorous” undressing-type harassment

Overall – 6

I found this manga a little disappointing. It almost immediately dissipated into stock caricatures and situations, with vague humor. Gakkou no Sensei is an excellent lesson on why having a story idea isn’t enough, you have to actually have a story to tell – all the way through – or you’re going to lose your audience.





Book Review: Set Apart

February 17th, 2010

Set ApartWelcome to another Guest Review Wednesday here on Okazu!

One of the very best anime that I have ever seen – Yuri or not – is Haibane Renmei, based on the doujinshi by Yositoshi ABe. Some time ago, Daniel Cronquist wrote a book called Set Apart, that references Haibane Renmei in the context of a discussion on religion. Okazu Superhero and Guest Reviewer Eric P. offered to take a stab at reviewing the book, in the context of reading it as an anime fan. I thought it might be a nice idea, and a change of pace for us here at Okazu – something a little different. So, thank you Eric, and take it away!

While the Haibane are not angels, they are still angelic in appearance with their wings and halos. Along with its themes of hope, salvation and redemption, when you watch Haibane Renmei, it’s impossible to ignore the similarities to Christian imagery and themes. I wholly agree that it’s a spiritual story, and had always thought the dreamlike world of Glie to be a kind of Purgatory, and the Haibane as souls of young people that died in another world and must live out a day-to-day life in this one as a way of being tried and developed before they’re ready to ‘move on’.

Yoshitoshi ABe said in an interview that while it may be a religious story it’s not attributed to any specific religion, and it was all something he made up as he went. Daniel Cronquist, the author of Set Apart, acknowledges this. He is a religious man who loves Japan and its culture, as non-Christian as it is, and even admits how Christian imagery is used very liberally in Japanese animation (Chrono Crusade, anyone?). However, he took a Christian standpoint in watching Haibane Renmei, insisting that there really is deeper meaning than ABe-san intended or realized, thus making the story make more sense with all its symbolisms and open-to-interpretation moments.

He shares in the Purgatory theory; even though it’s not the same kind of ‘Purgatory’ they teach people in Sunday School, it’s still a world that serves the same purpose. While the characters aren’t actively religious, they still ask themselves questions similar to what people might ask in prayers. Their flightless shade-of-gray wings represent their transition between purification and damnation, and the Day of Flight is much like that of death where those that remain should rejoice and not sink in despair.

He compares the Haibane to Christians, in which they are both set apart from the rest of the main world in their own world. Haibane must live and be content with hand-me-down materials, while Christians are supposed to live only on God’s love and try having simple lives dedicated to their faith. Haibane are born in cocoons with no memories of their pasts, which to him parallels a kind of spiritual rebirth through Christ. Haibane express unconditional, familial love towards each other as people of the Church should, and he sees life at Old Home to be similar to life at a monastery.

Cronquist writes a careful, chronological analysis of the series, but still somehow doesn’t really cover everything. This includes some aspects we casual viewers had always noticed, such as how Reki’s constant smoking represents her self-destructive behavior. He also makes no mention of the possibility of the Toga being Haibane that never took their Day of Flight, thus providing no Christian analogy of fallen/lost souls or whatever.

The one interpretation I couldn’t wait to read was about the Haibane’s dreams. I for one, had long suspected they held a clue to how the Haibane died (for instance, since Kana’s name means ‘River Fish’, she may have drowned). When Reki found out that she got run over by a train, that would indicate she committed suicide and explains her sinbound fate. So I was wondering what Mr. Cronquist would say that would make Reki still come across like a positive character, when all g Christian dogma states that suicide is an irredeemable, eternally damnable sin no matter what the mental/emotional circumstances are. What he proposes is the theory of the dreams not necessarily being about how they died, but their state of mind from when they died. Reki’s dream doesn’t signify that she committed suicide by literally throwing herself in front of a train, but that she just didn’t save herself when she had the chance and the train is a kind of metaphor. It’s a legitimate interpretation I certainly never considered before.

You may not be a Christian, and I know I’m not and never will be. As biased as this book may be, it should be noted that it was written by a true Haibane Renmei fan, someone who genuinely loves the series. For that alone, it still offers a very interesting read. You may or may not agree with certain points, you may not even feel like it gives you all the answers. But it’s still fun to read another fan’s unique standpoint on everything and it’s small and short enough to breeze through in one day. The one major downside is that there are no pictures or still images. While the reasons may be understandable, it’s still kind of a disadvantage for a series that got discontinued, and in which fresh copies are getting scarcer, seemingly beyond Mr. Cronquist’s knowledge when he tells readers to find this series at their local video stores. I for one can only hope, since this book came out rather recently, that maybe it could be the tiniest stepping stone (Reki’s ultimate namesake!) to creating awareness for Haibane Renmei, and maybe lead on the path to a future license rescue. I’d love it if that happened, whether it be because of this book or not, considering I still think to this day of Haibane Renmei as the best, most beautiful anime series ever made and deserves the opposite of being lost to oblivion.

Thank you for this review, Eric. Personally, I feel strongly that any discussion that starts from the premise that the creator “wrought deeper than he knew,” is a flawed and self-serving premise. But it sounds like an interesting, if highly questionable, book.





Commit an Act of Love this Valentine’s Day

February 14th, 2010

Today is many things is the Chinese New Year. It is also Valentine’s Day. And today I’m going to ask you to do something that has nothing to do with Yuri, but everything to do with love for your fellow human.

Spencer Brodsky is a teenager in the US who cares about people. He created StovesforRwanda, an organization that provides low-fuel, low-cost stoves to people in Rwanda, helping children to have time to go to school, mothers to feed families and a way to save the environment.

Today, for Valentine’s Day, Spencer is hoping you will donate to TentsinHaiti to provide shelter for people whose lives have been devastated in the Haiti Earthquake.

If you have a social media profile on some system, please share Spencer’s sites, and if you can spare a few bucks, please consider committing an act of love this Valentine’s Day and buy a tent for Haiti. If you’re on Twitter, please use the hashtag #TentsinHaiti.

I understand that some of you might not want to do this, and this is not a command, but for those of you who typically spend money on candy or flowers for today, please consider committing an act of love for your fellow humans by supporting Spencer and his cause.

Thank you for taking the time to read Okazu and here’s wishing you all a great New Year and a Happy Valentine’s Day!