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Lesbian Novel: Bobby Blanchard, Lesbian Gym Teacher (English)

September 24th, 2012

Some years ago, I had the very real pleasure of reading The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories. The basic premise was a parody of lesbian novel tropes, each individually wrapped with a love affair and…a horse. (The horse was not part of the love affair, it was just somewhere in the story.) It was an awesome beach read.

So, not surprisingly, I was thrilled to find that one of the authors of that book, Monica Nolan, had also written a few standalone lesbian pulp-style novels.

If you’re a regular reader here, you already know that I like lesbian pulp novels. Everything from the classic Women’s Barracks by Tereska Torres, through Ann Bannon’s ground-breaking Beebo Brinker series, right through modern parodies like Mabel Maney’s Kiss the Girls and Make Them Spy. In fact, it’s safe to say that I prefer original lesbian pulp and lesbian pulp parodies far more than I do high culture efforts at modern lesbian literature. (With, perhaps, the exception of Madelyn Arnold’s Year of Full Moons, which was flat-out excellent.)

The difference between Monica Nolan’s parodies of lesbian pulp and Mabel Maney’s is a matter of degree; Maney grabs on to an idea and runs as fast and as far as she can with it, making silly noises and flailing her hands all the while, while Nolan approaches her stories with appreciation for the past, and creates something sweet, sincere and slightly goofy. Which brings me to Bobby Blanchard, Lesbian Gym Teacher.

Roberta, aka “Bobby”, Blanchard is a former semi-pro athlete who, after suffering a traumatic injury, takes a position as a gym teacher at an all-girl academy in the forested “north” of some state or other. Bobby has to deal with sexually inquisitive students, teachers, and her own desires. All this while figuring out what lies behind the headmistress’s increasingly erratic behavior and why, exactly, the new math teacher seems to have it in for her.

In the end, you’ll be glad to know, everyone lives happily ever after and, more importantly, the right girls get the right girls.(Girls, yes, you read that correctly. Everyone at Metamora Academy is gay. By which I mean…no, really, everyone. ^_^ Some are gayer than others, but they are all gay.)

Ratings:

Overall – 8

At the end of this book, I had come to a new appreciation of the girls’ school tropes of this genre, a renewed love of lesbian pulp and a desire to watch some field hockey.

You’ll also be pleased to know that Nolan, having beaten the girls’ school story into submission,  has also written an Office Lady-type adventure, Lois Lenz, Lesbian Secretary. I’ll be getting that one for sure. ^_^

P.S. – I’m at the bottom of my reading pile, so it’s mostly novels from here on in. I’m not ignoring you, I just don’t read Japanese that fast. ^_^





Yuri Novel: Note Yori Yasui Koi ( ノートより安い恋)

June 3rd, 2012

There are two problems with Note Yori Yasui Koi (ノートより安い恋) “The Love That Is Cheaper Than A Notebook,” by Morita Kisetsu. And both of them come from the same place, I think.

But before we even get to the problem with the book, let me start with this – the collection begins with dark grey letters on a black background. Seriously.

Go ahead…click the image.

But that wasn’t really the problem with this collection. The first – and most pressing – problem was this: Of the seven stories included in this collection, how many of them do you think are about two females who are in love with one another? If you said, “None,” you’d be correct.

The second problem is an extension of the first. Each story features a couple who are unequal in status (sempai/kouhai, adult/child, god/human, witch/human) and each story is basically focused around one conversation between that couple, but repeated seven times or so in the course of 50 pages. There’s a palpable lack of tension between the protagonists and conviction or caring on the part of the writer. Instead of a collection of Yuri, by which *I* mean stories where two females fall in love, or are in love, with one another, this is instead a collection of Yuri by which Yuri Hime means a female taken out any kind of real life context, plopped down to share the story frame with another female and any conversation between them will somehow be contrived to be considered “Yuri.”

I’m continually frustrated by Ichijinsha’s inability to find a single good author of anything remotely lesbian-ish for their “Yuri novels.” This collection of short stories isn’t dire, but it’s not entertaining, either.

The two stories that were the best were the least real .

One in which a girl, tired of life, meets a witch in the woods and lives with her, until she falls for her. They share a single kiss which destroys the witch, but frees the girl to rediscover her true love, a female classmate (which the author cleverly has her refer to as a boyfriend so we don’t get the secret before the witch does, I have no idea why.)

The second is the relationship between a girl who becomes the priestess for and wife of a god, under somewhat suspect circumstances. After the god conducts a dramatic battle in the form of a dragon with her brother, the river god, both human and god live happily for some portion of time thereafter.

The all-human relationships in this collection are confined to schoolmates, all with a not-particularly compelling hook and one ten-year old who meets and befriends a slacker college student in a completely platonic relationship.. None of these stories contain much of anything that remembles love, although there are a few kisses. And the most excruciating mention of “bodypainting” ever.

The one thing that is remarkable about the book is the slick presentation. The book comes clothed in a thick plastic cover that is perfect for travel. Too bad the contents weren’t worth protecting.

Ratings:

Overall – 3

This is a very non-Yuri collection of Yuri stories. It’s not bad, it’s just not good. There’s no…passion…in any of it. Your mileage may vary of course.





Puella Magi Madoka Magica Novel, Volume 1 (魔法少女まどか☆マギカ)

May 23rd, 2012

Last summer at Comiket, the folks who brought us Puella Magi Madoka Magica put together a two-volume novel series for the franchise through Nitroplus books. Okazu Superhero Zyl sent me those books, and after a lot o’reading, I’ve finally made my way through the first of them. I was in Kinokuniya this past week and I got a chance to look at Puella Magi Madoka Magica – The Beginning Story, (魔法少女まどか☆マギカ The Beginning Story) and it does appear to be the exact same story, so you can buy it now in Japanese, or in English when Yen Press releases it.

The novel follows the anime pretty closely and I honestly didn’t expect anything different. It picks up the day Akemi Homura transfers into Madoka’s class at school.

So…why bother reading it?

Obviously, if you thought Madoka was the most amazing thing you’d ever seen, this will be a great way to enjoy again it in a different format. But I think it’s worth taking a look at anyway, even if you didn’t think that. (If you hated the series, then, no, don’t bother. ^_^)

I find that I have enough distance from the anime that I don’t remember certain things happening, or things that I do remember have not, but I imagine that the inconsistency lies with my imperfect memory.

More interestingly, since the book is told from Madoka’s point of view, we’re getting more information about her state of mind, and less about the other characters, which skews the perspective slightly from that of the anime. In fact, the book corrects something I feel strongly detracts from my enjoyment of many books – the lack of existence outside the confines of the story.

So often when I pick up a book these days, the characters are presented as if they never existed before the story began and as if they will all disappear after the story ends. They have no childhood, no memories at all that exist before the beginning of the story. There’s a lack of depth that is resoundingly obvious in writing like this. An author may never have cause to mention the protagonist’s favorite color, but ought, in my opinion, to know it. If the character is real, he or she has memories, stories, existence beyond just the confines of the story. How did Yuriko spend her fourth birthday? Sulking, because her mother bought her a pretty dress and she had gone outside to play in it, got it dirty and was yelled at. It doesn’t matter, that will never ever come up in the story, but I know it, because Yuriko is a character whose existence is not defined solely by the boundaries of the stories about her.

Madoka has memories of childhood. She can remember when she met Sayaka, and therefore, what Sayaka means to her. She has dreams that make her question reality, she has opinions about her mother’s career and life, and she loves – and likes – her little brother. She is very close to being three dimensional, even in a story that doesn’t need her to be.  For this reason alone, I’d recommend reading the novel.

(The more I acquaint myself with Madoka, the more I am reminded of Nanoha, another magical girl for guys series, in which the characters are remarkably well thought out and given depth.)

As a stand alone book, it’s surprisingly well-written. Unlike some light novels based on games or anime and which really are meant for the already existing audience, this one could very well stand on its own. I’d even go so far as to consider it a good YA book, except for that thing that happens, you know the one. (Oh god, please don’t go and spoil it in the comments, I won’t abide that. It’s tedious in any case and not at *all* clever.) But with YA books these days being all about “dark” and all, and since I don’t have kids and if I did, yes, I’d let them read this, I say it’s a pretty good YA book.  ^_^

Ratings: Overall – 8

Many, many thanks to Zyl for the hours of reading pleasure!

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Novel: Kami no Moribito, Part 1 (神の守り人)

May 7th, 2012

It wasn’t easy, but I stepped up my reading to get this book done in record time, so I could tell you about it while I was still in a Balsa kind of mood. (The next one is several books down on the pile so don’t expect anything for a while.)

Kami no Moribito begins on a, dare I say it?, happy note. Balsa and Tanda, finding themselves with some mutual downtime, decide to go on a trip together. They have a destination in mind, but the real point of the trip is to revisit places they like with a close companion, and eat good food – you know, a vacation.

When they arrive in an inn that Tanda likes and knows the folks who run it, they are catapulted out of vacation into a very complex story. While they are there, Balsa sees a group of nomads manhandling two children and, being Balsa, ends up saving the kids. We learn that the children have had a very, very hard life, which culminated in the raiding party invading their home, killing their father and raping their mother. When their mother died, the two were kept as servants and were just, that very night, sold to slavers.

Having rescued them, Balsa has Tanda tend to their wounds and the fevers they get from them. The younger of the two, Asura, has some kind of vision, or connection, to her people’s god, and it’s not a terribly good thing, by everyone else’s standards. Tanda’s acquaintance and former military man, Sfaru, is convinced that the right thing to do would be to kill her right now.

Tanda tells Balsa not to get involved with the kids, but when he sees she can’t stop herself, warns her to get the hell out, asap. Balsa grabs the girl and takes off.

The next morning Sfaru sends his sons after her, and tells the boy, Chikisa, the story of who the god is, and why Asura is dangerous. Not surprisingly, Chikisa is not particularly thrilled to know that Sfaru is after his little sister, but he’s wounded and weak and a child, so he trusts Tanda and Balsa and waits. Balsa uses all her wits to evade Sfaru’s sons, and fights, and severly, but not fatally, wounds one when he gets too close.

She runs to a large-ish city, where she heads toward the house of someone who owes her. The old lady, Masa, isn’t thrilled to see her, but takes to Asura right away. When Balsa asks if Asura could see herself living there, for the first time in her life, Asura finds a sense of hope in her heart. Masa offers her and her brother a place to live if they should come back.

Tanda and Sfaru aren’t far behind, though. Although Tanda betrayed him, Sfaru knows that Tanda knows Balsa best and takes him and Chikisa to track down Balsa and Asura. They learn that Balsa has left the city.

Balsa gets an introduction to a guide – she has to nearly break his arm to convince him that she’s worth helping, but once she beats him into the ground, he comes around and promises to lead her and Asura where they are headed…back to New Yogo, by way of the far north.

The book ends there, with Balsa and Asura running for their lives, and Tanda and Chikisa following along with Sfaru.

Of all of the Moribito books, it was probably so far the weakest. There were long chunks of story-telling that weren’t terribly compelling, especially the history of the Taru and their eponymous founder Taru no Hamaya, and a long, excruciating sidebar about the Princes of Rota and the one that fell in love with the daughter of Taru no Tamashi. When I got to a chapter than was three pages of talking about sheep, the story simply ground to a halt.

Nonetheless, once the world building was over, the story – especially the chase between Sfaru and his sons (in which Sfaru, who is also a shaman as well as a fighter, puts his spirit into a hawk to hunt Balsa) and Balsa, who anticipates this, is excellent. Unexpectedly cute is Masa, who wins as the oldest tsundere character ever. ^_^

Also nice were the fight scenes, in which Balsa always wins, even wounded, and the magical moment when she practices spear form under the light of the full moon while the children watch.

Overall – 7

While not the most compelling story ever, I’m interested to see what happens, so definitely will be reading the second book once I get through the other 6 or so books on my pile. ^_^ Balsa’s just that cool.





Novel: Yume no Moribito (夢の守り人)

April 26th, 2012

And here we are at the third of the Moribito series, the last one I have completed. I’m working on another now, but it’s slow going, so you’ll have to wait until I’m finished for that review. ^_^

In Yume no Moribito, we turn away from Balsa for a moment, to take a good look at Tanda. He and Balsa have known each other since childhood, and since then, they’ve been close. But in all that time, neither of them have made the inevitable leap into a “relationship.” Although it’s apparent to pretty much everyone that they belong together, Balsa will not make any commitments, and so, neither will Tanda.

But, while Balsa is staying with him after returning from Kanbal, Tanda learns that Crown Prince Chagum has fallen into a deep sleep and will not wake up. This might not have meant anything to anyone else, but in Tanda’s home village, his own niece has fallen into a deep sleep from which she will not awake. Tanda becomes convinced that it’s not a disease that’s causing the comas, but something that is keeping the children’s spirits from returning to them. Her father calls it a “curse” but Tanda rebukes him and decides that he will enter her dream and find her.

The rest of the book is taken up with Tanda’s adventure. Balsa is once again in the position of watching over his body, while Tanda’s spirit wanders in another world.

Once in the dream world, Tanda discovers that a spirit from this world is appearing to children as someone they know and asking them to join it. In his neice’s case, it appeared in the form of a minstrel she had fallen for. Tanda rescues her, but returns to the dream world to find and rescue Chagum.

Chagum, it turns out, had been called by his beloved, recently deceased older brother, Sagum. Tanda does manage to find the Prince, and with his help, he saves the other souls that have been captured in the dream. But as they approach the threshold of return, Balsa must join them to save them from the creature that has called them. Chagum and Balsa have not seen each other for about 18 months. Not surprisingly, Chagum is taller and starting to look more like a man than the boy she knew. They have a brief, poignant reunion and part again, Chagum to return to his body in the Imperial Palace and Balsa and Tanda to the village.

This series, like so many Japanese novels I’ve read was a lot of setup for a brief, but brilliant climax. But the adventure definitely takes second place to the relationship dynamic between Balsa and Tanda and the reunion scene between Chagum and Balsa.

Ratings:

Overall – 7

Some of the later novels in the series follow Chagum, so I’m waffling about reading them, but we’ll see. I liked him, but for me, it’s all about Balsa. ^_^

Now, back to Kami no Moribito for me!