Yuri Manga: Rose Hip Rose

January 18th, 2005

Rose Hip Rose, by Fujisawa Tohru (creator of GTO,) *should* be great. It has everything I like. So…why did it suck so bad?

Kasumi, aka “Rose Hip Rose,” is a full-time school girl, with a little light special operations on the side. She’s cool, she’s hot, she’s got a tattoo of a rose on her inner thigh and she packs a gazillion weapons. She has a run-in with a regular-guy schlub schoolmate on the train, which guarantees that we will never lose this character, that he will fall in love with her and accidentally find himself involved in nearly every chapter in some exceptionally annoying way. In the end, she’ll probably come to like him, because that’s the way these things go.

But that *wasn’t* why this manga sucked.

Kasumi is also part of an elite force of trained-from-childhood special-ops assassin-soldiers and, of course, they have been split up and many of them are assumed to be dead. As soon as Kasumi lets slip that she’s probably the only one left alive, another one pops up *immediately,* in the way of such things.

Uber-hip cool schoolgirl operative Natsuki (pictured above) is the most annoying lesbian to ever grace manga…ever.

Natsuki is in love with Kasumi and makes no bones about it. (Kasumi is, of course uninterested, saving herself as she is for the schlubby guy, no doubt.) In fact, Natsuki makes her appearance by saving Kasumi’s cute butt and weilding an extra-big gun. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

But, despite being the uber-competent hot lesbo with big gun, Natsuki insists on calling Kasumi “Kasumi-tan.” (You have probably run into this honorific with the ridiculously cute and highly pornographic “OS-tans”. If not, go search the term on Google.) “-tan” is meant to be an ootsy-cutesy version of “-chan” and I, and all people with sense, find it highly irritating. It would be like a high school girl calling a guy named Bill “Billy-willy” all the time. Can you feel your teeth clenching yet? Once or twice it would be irksome, but forgivable. As a habit, it is a hanging offense.

This appalling habit of speech, and the fact that Rose Hip Rose has essentially no plot (running around after a bad guy while he taunts you and kills people is NOT a plot,Tohru!) tanked the series utterly for me. And, of course, the fact that as a lesbian, Natsuki safely only shows interest in the one person she can never have. It may be realistic, but its boring as hell.

If you’re looking for a pointlessly violent and repetitive story, with a lesbian thrown in for service, Rose Hip Rose is your baby.

Ratings:

Art – 8
Story – 4
Character – 4
Yuri -2

Overall – 4

Now, if you’re looking for *good* shounen trash, tune in tomorrow. :-)



If it’s the weekend, it must be time for another advertisement!!

January 15th, 2005

And so it is.

It has been an utterly brutal week here at Yuri Central, as we fight, erm, chat pleasantly, with the printers, in hopes that the second edition of Rica ‘tte Kanji!?, by Rica Takashima will be available soon. The special pre-order sale of 20% off the cover price is in effect until February 1, so get your orders in today at the Yuricon Shop.

In our effort to offer high-quality yuri manga to all yuri fandom, we’ve also added more untranslated manga from Amazon Japan through the Shop’s manga page, including the manga I voted number one most yuri manga of 2004 – Free Soul, by Yamaji Ebine. None of Yamaji Ebine’s work is available in English translation at the moment, although some of her books have been translated into Chinese, French and, I believe, German. But really, her simple, unique art style make translation almost unecessary at times.

So, please do give the Shop a visit, place those orders for Rica, and get yourself some fine yuri manga!

And have a nice weekend. :-)



Notes from the Second Maria-sama Ga Miteru Novel

January 13th, 2005

For a brief, shining moment, I was not swamped at work and managed to finally finish up reading Kibara Kakumei, aka Yellow Rose Revolution Konno Oyuki’s second Maria-sama ga Miteru novel.

As with the first novel, nothing significant from the second novel was left out of the anime and/or manga. Most of what was left out were little details that, for me, make everyone that much more 3-D and human. (This will probably not be the case so much with the fourth novel, Rosa Canina which was handled in a single anime episode – I’m sure that we missed quite a bit. The manga hasn’t yet begun, so I have nothing to compare the anime with as of yet.)

While I was reading Kibara Kakumei, I took notes of things that were left out, or mostly, just interesting, so I could share them with those of you who are unlikely to read the novels in Japanese. Here are the things I thought interesting enough to jot down:

Yoshino’s bedroom – this is described as looking like a old man’s library, with floor to ceiling bookshelves in dark wood, with “incongruous” flowered curtains. In fact, the room *was* a library previously, and it seems to suit Yoshino well. :-)

We get to actually meet Yoshino’s mother for a very short scene, and we can see that she’s one sharp cookie. Even though Rei says nothing to her, Mom knows instantly that something has happened between Yoshino and Rei…and she ends her scene with an incredibly complex pun about Rei’s family and the stew she’s cooking which revolved around the word, “sweet”. Basically she was, in one sentence, commenting that Rei’s family has their own way of seasoning the stew and that they are too nice for their own good.

Tsutako, as she snaps pictures of girls in the martial arts clubs in various states of (un)dress, thanks God for being born a girl, so she can do things like this! LOL Minako, the newspaper club president, is suitably scandalized. :-)

The most surprising scene in the book begins with Yumi repeating the words, “Bumper crop?” LOL Shimako has returned to the classroom carrying a vinyl bag full of stinky gingko nuts and chortling to herself. Apparently, Shimako had muttered the phrase as she passed Yumi. I admit – it’s put a whole new shade of weird on doll-like Shimako for me.

In the scene after Yumi finds Rei standing in the greenhouse, grieving, and Sachiko pulls Rei back to the Rose Mansion, Sei and Youko have a scene in which, even as they are explaining why they really can’t do much, are doing amazingly much. Their competence is quite stunning. They tell an incensed Sachiko that they can’t interfere, but then Sei turns around and asks Shimako to report. The younger girl promptly replies that she can’t find Rosa Foetida, and then details what’s going on it the school quite coherently. Sei and Youko then go onto explain how the relations between the rose houses work to a still-incensed Sachiko.

Yumi is momentarily jealous of Rei and Yoshino’s closeness and wonders, bitterly, if she were to leave, would Sachiko even notice, much less grieve.

In the novels, Katsura-san is a much more active gossip-monger than in the anime, where she is just one of many. Katsura also is named to be one of the girls in Yumi’s class who breaks with her grande soeur, as a way of imitating Yoshino. All in all, some five girls *in Yumi’s class* return rosaries…so you get a better idea of just how much of a ripple effect Yoshino’s actions are having.

Sei also explains, in the discussion with Yumi about Eriko’s behavior *why* Rosa Foetida’s nature has any bearing on this situation. In a nutshell, someone like Eriko, who always knows what’s going to happen as the outcome of her actions, wouldn’t do anything to interfere with Rei and Yoshino – because she would find this unpredictable, and hence, fascinating. I don’t think the anime made this connection, quite. It helped me understand Eriko a little more – and also explains why she chose Rei as her soeur.

One of the scenes that was entirely cut out consists solely of Yoshino pacing in front of the hospital and we get to see how really, she’s terribly frightened of the surgery – and feeling very alone. I liked this short scene alot – I think it gave Yoshino a depth that had, until that moment, been lacking. I’ve said it before, but it remains true, that I sympathize with Yoshino most of all the characters – and I *totally* knew how she felt while she tried to be brave enough to do what she had to do.

Yumi comments intelligently that, with all the fuss going on at Lillian, Yoshino doesn’t even know about any of it…and she’s probably be appalled to find out. But it’s Yumi that accidentally lets Yoshino know…and she finds it all hysterical.

During the scene when Yoshino is telling Yumi about the mistakes in the newspaper survey; again, we get the sense that Yoshino is very alone. (We know from an earlier conversation with Katsura, Yumi’s classmate, that Yoshino has no friends in her class because she’s out so often. And we learn that although Yoshino and Yumi have both been attending Lillian since infancy, they really haven’t ever been in a class together, so Yumi is not really familiar with Yoshino – or how her health affects her and the people around her. Katsura describes in lurid detail what one of Yoshino’s seizures look like.) As Yoshino tries to explain her relationship with Rei – and the flaws in it, we get the feeling that Yoshino is desperately reaching out to Yumi so that someone, somewhere, understands her. It’s the first sign that she and Yumi will become real friends, which is nice.

When Rei finally has her meltdown – in the arms of a teacher – she uses exactly the same phrases to describe her relationship with Yoshino as Yoshino did to Yumi…which heightens how much denial she’d been in.

Ultimately, at the end, when Yoshino shows Rei the scar (and gets yelled at by the nurse afterwards for doing so) Rei says it makes Yoshino look like a pirate – so that explains THAT doujinshi! LOL

Last thing. Sei eats REALLY strange stuff. Yumi comes to the Rose Mansion and find Sei eating a taromasalata and mayo sandwich and drinking green tea, while Youko is eating onigiri and drinking black tea. Yumi thinks that they should switch drinks for consistency. :-)

Taromosalata sandwich???? Yumi thinks that that’s the kind of thing that only a die-hard fan would eat. As a dip for pita, taromosalata is *excellent*, but I kind of agree with Yumi…a sandwich of it would be odd. :-) I assume that this choice of food was meant to heighten Sei’s “strangeness” and foreign qualities, which becomes important in the next novel.

I’ve just started to read the next novel, Ibara no Mori/Shiroi Hanabira, the Forest of Thorns/White Petals, and already some of the above trends are repeated. I promise to report back on the things we missed as soon as I’m done!



Yuri Anime:Azumanga Daioh, DVD Vol. 6

January 11th, 2005

Short review, today, on a short volume of short vignettes about a short period in one’s life.

Well, here we are at the final volume of Azumanga Daioh, and as with my first viewing, I’m kind of bummed. Only this time, I know why.

This entire series, which up to now has focused on goofball comedy, all of a sudden gets entirely too maudlin for me at the end.

Well, that, and there’s only three episodes on the DVD.

BUT, we do get those excellent liner notes, another pin (Of a cat! How unexpected!) This time the pin is Maya, the Iriomote cat which adopts Sakaki-san. – something that, while I won’t wear, at least *liked*. And we get the Azumanga Daioh mini-movie as an extra on the DVD, which was nice, but still not nearly as funny as the TV series was.

Lastly, in the final few moments of the story, we get one last shot of yuri obsession, as Kaorin spends a tense moment trying to explain, rather urgently, just how *important* it was that she get a copy of that picture Tomo took of her and Sakaki-san. ^_^

It’s nice to know that I can visit this crowd whenever I’m in need of a laugh, and overall, ADV did a reasonable job with it. Thumbs up for this last volume in this excellent series.

Final Ratings for Azumanga Daioh on DVD from ADV:

Story – 9
Characters – 9
Art – 7
Music – 8
Translation – 8
Extras – 9
Yuri – 8

Overall – 8.5

A very worthwile addition to any anime (and Yuri) fan’s collection.



Yuri Anime: Stellvia of the Universe, Volume 2

January 10th, 2005


Remarkably, Stellvia, Volume 2 really *is* the good, the bad and the ugly all at once.

What with the utter dearth of anything interesting at all this new anime season, it’s a good thing that so many of last year’s best series are now available on DVD for decent viewing for the western yuri fan.

Before move into today’s review, let me just plug two things:

To purchase this DVD and other fine yuri anime series, please visit the Yuricon Shop where the new Yuri Anime page has opened! We’ve included some of the best yuri-related series available and more will be coming in the near future, including Stellvia. (In fact, I’ll make sure to add Stellvia tonight, in case this review makes you want to run out and buy the DVD! LOL)

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All that having been said, let me get back to the good, the bad and the ugly of the second volume of Stellvia.

Let’s start with the good.

I had forgotten how much I actually enjoyed this series the first time around. As cynical as I am, I found myself getting into it all over again. Yes, I know the story, yes, I know all the (few) twists coming in the plot, but you know – the characters are really quite interesting and I found myself getting really into what was going on, despite myself. :-)

I realized that, at least here back at the beginning of the story, the lead character, Shima, is really more interesting than I remembered. Even though Shima is another idiot savant-type character who fails utterly every first time she tries a thing, but then, inexplicably, excels beyong everyone else, she’s still someone you can care about.

The Yayoi/Ayaka story is more compelling than I remembered, as well. I’m a sucker for a rich backstory – and of all the cast members, really, only these two have a life prior to Shima’s arrival. The fact that they are a Yuri couple notch them up in interest level for me. The fact that they are voiced by Orikasa Fumiko (Meia in Vandread, Ruki in Digimon Tamers) and Toyoguchi Megumi (Layla Ashley in Avenger, Satou Sei/Rosa Gigantea in Marimite, Meg in Bakuretsu Tenshi,) puts them right there up on the top ten for me.. The fact that their backstory isn’t a happy one makes it that much more interesting to me.

However, the absolute best thing was *exactly* as I remembered – the dialogue. For all that the characters do not look their ages – they definitely, definitely *sound* their ages. It was really refreshing…even though this was a re-watch.

Now for the bad – this DVD has three episodes, no extras and boring packaging. It looks like we’re getting the same exact nothing they got in Japan…and given the full price of the DVD, it hurts a little.

And the ugly – The CG art is way better than I remembered, but oh my god, is the regular animation…inconsistent. No, wait, it’s just plain terrible. I mean, the characters start out looking five years younger than they are, which I find annoying, but…but in episode 6, the art simply collapses into appallingly shoddy, unforgivably awful work. This was particularly distressing as the plot is really thickening just about then too. Shima’s neck was disturbingly long, the faces were frequently askew, Arisa almost never had a whole face at all and Yayoi looked like she spent the episode wearing a wig that kept sliding. Awful, awful, awful. The bad art was genuinely distracting, which is not a good thing.

Yuri-wise, this series is definitely still worth a look. In this volume, we are getting serious tension building between Yayoi and Ayaka, and I even have to admit that Arisa’s reactions to Shima and Kouta’s growing closenesss look awfully like resigned jealousy, something I missed completely the first time around.

Like I said way back when I reviewed it the first time, Stellvia is still a space opera, but still a really, genuinely enjoyable one.