Live Action: Hana no Asuka-gumi Movie

December 12th, 2005

Hana no Asuka-gumi is a very bad live-action movie based on manga I like.

When faced with an extremely complex story, with many characters and a multi-tiered socio-political set-up, some directors simplify and some rewrite. And some throw the whole story out and create something completely different from the original so that what’s left is something so awful that the original creator would probably not want to be associated it. The original Casino Royale springs immediately to mind…and so does the live-action Hana no Asuka-gumi. This movie is *so* bad, it’s good.

The manga of Hana no Asuka-gumi takes place in modern Tokyo, among the many and varied members of the Zenchuu Ura, the umbrella organization that runs all the female gangs of Tokyo (among other things) and the people who are involved with the principles of this organization. Kuraku Asuka was once a high-ranking member, but is no longer.

I’ve mentioned the original manga on and off across Okazu, reviewed the first OVA and second OVA, and done an overview of the new manga series. All of these are, in one way or another, excellent.

Not so this movie. ^_^

In the live-action version of this wonderful girl-gang story, we are transported to a dystopian future, in which all gangs look like stereotpyes of gangs, from big Happy Days 1950’s gang hair to double-breasted yakuza gang suits, to Mad Max ripoff faux-punk gang leather armor. All of the Omoteban look like Michael Jackson music video runaways, and they tend to yell alot and fight not nearly so much. Asuka’s (in the red jacket on the cover above – click the picture to get a bigger version) and Miko’s relationship is pretty much exactly the same as it is in the manga, and so is both of their relationships to Yohko (chick on the left side of the cover with big hair, which is a bloody shame). Other than that, nearly everything is different.

The worst change is what they did to Hibari-sama. Instead of being a proto-GothLoli freak with a doll and uniform fetish, she’s made into a middle-aged woman who cannot speak and needs misting periodically. This causes the movie to crawl to a stop every time she comes on screen – it sucks any energy the movie has away, just like the horrible mono-tonal Sister Jill did for the Cutey Honey Live-action movie.

But none of these is really enough to kill this movie completely – nor is the fact that the soundtrack consists entirely of the Rolling Stones’ Satisfaction repeated over and over endlessly until you want to rip your ears off.

Despite all this, there are *still* scenes worth watching.

Chief among these is the scene where Asuka manages to grab Yohko, ties her to a bed and yell at her for a while, with a little light kicking to the ribs. Asuka has what is a genuinely unresolved-sexual-tension filled scene with the woman she loves. This relationship isn’t going to go anywhere…and neither does this movie. It ends in an anticlimactic free-for-all that resolves exactly nothing.

Ratings:
Cinematography – 2
Characters – 6
Story – 4
Yuri – 1
Service – 0

Overall – 2

Like the live action movie based on Blue, one should only bother watching this if one is a total hardcore Hana no Asuka-gumi fan. I am a hardcore fan, and have *two* copies of it. ^_^



Live-Action: Blue Movie

December 9th, 2005

Whereas Nana was a good movie based on a manga I don’t much care for, Blue is a bad movie based on a manga I don’t much care for.

The Blue manga was never a favorite of mine. The movie stays true to the basic plot of the manga, so if you read my earlier review, you’ll get the gist of the movie.

Unfortunately for the audience, the movie manages to disappear the few decent aspects of the manga. For one thing, in the early chapters of the manga Kirishima Kayako and Endo Masami seem to be enjoying life, most especially, their time together. In the movie, while Kirishima’s actress manages to make her sense of the other girl’s nearness fairly intense, they never seem to actually have fun with each other – we almost never see them laughing and smiling.

Through no fault of her own, the actress who plays Kirishima has an expression that makes her seem unsatisfied. I blame her eyebrows – they just look evil, which kills any expression she might have of contentment. Endo’s actress smiles in a dreamy, stoned kind of way, which makes her seem like she doesn’t eve notice that its a girl she’s kissing. Or even that she’s kissing anyone.

More irritating was the fact that in the manga, Endo and Kirishima touch quite bit – hold hands, touch each other’s faces and hair, while in the movie – even when they are kissing – the girls act like they have no arms at all, and barely touch. It leaves the viewer with a cold and nothing-much kind of feeling.

But that’s not the worst of the movie. The worst is that this movie was 1 hour, 56 minutes and 37 seconds long. How do I know that? Because I spent a lot of my time watching the clock on my media player, rather than watching the lingering, moribund, frequently stagnant action on the screen. You know how sometimes a director frames a scene without the characters in it, *then* they move on screen, or conversely, they move off screen and the camera lingers? Imagine every scene where this technique is used…on both sides, so we get a framed shot for 10 seconds, then the scene begins, then the scene ends and we get another 10 seconds of framed shot. It was breathtakingly boring, let me tell you.

An extra plot complication was added to the movie, in case all the nothing was moving too fast for us. So while Endo has disappeared over summer vacation, Kirishima takes up painting…still life, of course, which is probably some kind of symbolic thing for this movie. So we watch her sketch, and begin to paint and get a critique, and paint some more for a moribund 15 minutes or so that add nothing to the movie, except an aborted kiss attempt and a fight that could have been handled more simply.

And I haven’t even touched on the soundtrack – or lack thereof. The background was as barren as the beach the girls sit upon.

Even the end was significantly more blah than the manga, which was a feat. In the manga, Endo leaves for Tokyo without Kirishima, and as the train pulls away, she begins to cry (up to this point we had never seen her do anything other than smile, so we are meant to see that she has some human weakness after all – and how much she really loves Kirishima.) In the movie she leaves without tears, and then we watch a “video” she sends to Kayoko…4 mind-numbing minutes of out-of-focus waves from the beach where they sat and talked. An insanely dull, and entirely fitting, ending to what is sadly one of the most lackluster movies I’ve ever sat through.

Ratings:
Cinematography – 2
Story – 4
Characters – 4
Yuri – 7
Music – -1
Service – 1

Overall – 3, maybe. If you’re hardcore Yuri fan, or a a Nananan Kiriko fan, you may want to schedule in 2 hours to knit or whittle or something while this plays. Otherwise, save your time and energy.



Live-Action: Nana Movie

December 9th, 2005

Nana is a live-action movie based on the manga of the same name by Yazawa Ai. It’s been a huge hit in Japan and I can understand why.

But let me be very honest and admit right off that I do not personally like the manga at all. It’s nothing specific – just not my cup of tea. That having been said, however, if I *were* a fan of the manga, I think I probably would have been really pleased with the movie. As it was, it wasn’t a bad movie, really.

For the three of you who are not familiar with Nana – the story is about two completely different girls named Nana: one a punky musician and the other a sweet girl, who meet on their way to Tokyo and end up sharing an apartment. Sweet Nana gets a pretty good case of admiration for punk Nana, who seems to have no troubles of her own. Of *course* that isn’t the case.

Nakashima Mika and Miyazaki Aoi, who play both Nanas, do a bang-up job. Aoi’s sweet Nana is huggably cute, and Mika’s edgy Nana reminded me strongly of a friend of mine, so I was instantly fond of her. As my friend does not read Okazu, I feel free to say this: there are some people who can smoke sexily. It happens alot in anime – think of Sainte-Juste from Oniisama e. But in real life, there are fewer people who make smoking look good. Betty Davis in Now, Voyager, carried it off pretty well and my friend Meryl looks kind of funny when she’s not holding a cigarette. When I hear her in my mind, her sentences are interrupted by inhalations of tobacco. And she makes it look pretty good. Nakashima Mika has got that same quality. It would seem odd for her to *not* be smoking.

I only read the first volume of the manga in Japanese, and random chapters much later when I picked up the odd issue of Lala – and I skimmed the first chapter in English when 500 copies of Shoujo Beat showed up at my house for Onna!, so I honestly don’t know how accurate the movie is compared with the manga, but from what I remembered it seemed pretty close. Since Nana the movie has been breaking all sorts of records in Japan, I can only assume that the fans thinks so too.

As movies go, especially as Japanese live-action movies go, it’s not bad. The acting is pretty tight, the story is easy to follow and the music isn’t bad at all. Towards the end it gets very slow, a quality that all Japanese live-action movies seem to have a problem with.

The big question for us has to be “so what about the kiss?”. The kiss Nana gives Nana was such a big deal, there was an interview with the actresses about it. It didn’t make them uncomfortable, they said. Well…not surprising because it can hardly be called “a kiss”. A peck, or perhaps, a “chuu”, but not a kiss.

Which brings me to something I’d been wanting to mention for a while – in manga, because the art is static, all time is slowed down, and emotional scenes – especially kisses – are also slowed down and seem more melodramatic than they might otherwise be. In this case the “kiss” is so fast that you blink and you miss it. In the manga, (I am assured by people who know better than me) the kiss is a real kiss. In the movie it’s practically non-existent. One more reason to like manga better. ^_^ (And incidentally, time is even slower for me when I read Japanese stories, like the Marimite novels. because it might take me a while to finish a complex sentence. The characters hang in limbo while I finish. If they are embracing while I’m working at it…the hug might go on for a looooong time. lol)

However, the affection the Nanas feel for one one another, and the akogare/admiration Hachi (punk Nana’s nickname for sweet Nana, which is a play on their names. “Nana” means “seven” and “Hachi” means “eight”) holds for Nana is very warm and fuzzy – and very natural. If you’re a fan of the manga, or you like chick movies in general, I’d recommend this to you.

Ratings:
Cinematography – 8
Characters – 8
Story – 7
Soundtrack – 7
Yuri – 1
Service – 1

Overall – a strong 7

Not a waste of time, unless you’re a hardcore zombie action movie fan.



Yuri Manga: Ichigo Mashimaro, Volume 3

December 7th, 2005

Short review of the third volume of the Ichigo Mashimaro manga: Miu is wacky and a little light fanservice.

Seriously.

If you’ve seen the anime, you’ve seen several of the chapters in this volume: Nobue’s waitress job; everyone stays over Nobue’s and Chika’s – Ana wins Nobue’s attention, until Miu protests with tears and gets to sleep with onee-chan alone; the hysterically funny chapter where Nobue falls asleep and Miu keeps cracking Chika, and the reader, up; they all go to a summer festival. All adorable, all amusing, etc, etc.

Additional unanimated chapters include Miu as a ninja, a dream episode, Miu videotapes Ana in the shower, the story of Cinderella as played by the characters (in which Nobue makes a dashing prince, I have to say), and lots more random Miu madness.

Notice how none of the other characters are mentioned much? Miu, Miu, Miu. With some Miu thrown in for fun. She is *clearly* the protagonist here, but I’m beginning to sound like a broken record.

Since it’s all funny, cute, loli, etc, let me just pick this one moment out as my personal favorite…Miu (duh) is videotaping Ana watching a TV show. The show is in English and Ana hasn’t a clue what’s being said. What is being said is this:

With a container of Shoyu hovering menacingly behind it, a Mayonnaise container points to a Vegetable and demands: “Where do you live? I live in a refrigerator.”

The Vegetable responds, presumably, but we can’t see it: “really? [sic] I live in a refrigerator too. Let’s go home!”

Can it *really* get better than this? I don’t think so. ^_^

Just for the Miu gets to sleep with Nobue chapter, this volume has a fairly high Yuri rating…but for the loli, it’s got a high Service rating too.

Ratings:

Art – 7 (the incidental art is dolly dress up, sports-themed)
Characters – 8
Story – 7
Yuri – 7
Service – 7

Overall – 7



Maria-sama ga Miteru Ninth Novel, Cherry Blossom Part 2

December 7th, 2005

Notes on the Ninth Maria-sama ga Miteru Novel, Cherry Blossom
Part 2

BTW – these notes are dedicated to Sean Gaffney, who whined like a 5-year old until I typed them up. I tried to get them done quickly *just* so I wouldn’t have to listen to him. :-)

Back Ground Noise [sic]

For the second half of the book, we return to Yumi’s point of view. Most of this part of the novel was merged into the Cherry Blossom arc, which was a shame, because it lessened the impact of both. So most of this was shown in the anime, but was still a little different in the novel…

***

Yumi is *so* out of it that’s she’s in homeroom, looking around for Shimako, who is a different class and can’t remember why Yoshino is standing there. The day before, she had accidentally gone to her first-year classroom.

As they speak, Yumi realizes that Yoshino has really already become Rosa Foetida en bouton.

To Yumi’s dismay, Mami, Minako’s (Pres. of the newspaper club) soeur is in her class.

Yumi’s problem is that her impression of Rosa Chinensis en bouton is Sachiko and in everyway she feels she has to live up to it.

Mami’s hairdo, Yumi think, allows her ears to catch more sound – Yumi has a bad feeling about having the reporter in her class.

Tsutako is now the president of the photography club, takes Yumi’s photo, saying that she’ll call it “Rosa Chinensis en bouton’s melancholy.” It’ll make a great exhibition.

Yumi grumps that there obviously will be no privacy in 2nd year Pine Group.

***

Yumi and Yoshino are in the bathroom. Re: cleaning – “In a girl’s school, the bathroom mirror received more attention than the blackboards.”

***

A pair of eyes, dressed in “civilian clothes”, are drawn to the sakura tree from across the hedge….

(How mysterious! Except it’s not, really.)

***

Yumi did not originally intend to look for Sei. She just found herself randomly wandering the University grounds. She didn’t think she’d be able to find Sei, in any case – all she had was a name and a department. She could hardly wander the grounds calling a name. And Sei might not even have been on campus. A kind student brings her to the student center. If she didn’t get to see Sei, oh well. But there was Sei, after all.

Sei presents Yumi with a cup of coffee, made the way she likes it. Yumi thinks Sei looks like a grownup – it’s hard to imagine that only a month ago she wore the same school uniform.

Yumi also thinks that it’s unfair that Sei has moved into a new life while Shimako is left behind, their relationship suddenly and completely terminated.

Sei, before she leaves to go to class with her new classmates, tells Yumi that she’s barking up the wrong tree about Shimako, that she should stay neutral.

***
Rei suggests using artificial flowers for the Maria-sai. This way they can be reused and they aren’t so difficult to care for. Sachiko is incensed and Yumi is relieved. Shimako actually teases Sachiko a little – so gently that Yumi isn’t quite sure if she really did or not. “So, that’s one vote against?” Yumi votes for real flowers
because they make her happy. Shimako admits that she did not notice the flowers at all, because she was too busy “admiring someone.”

***
It’s not so much that Touko is a problem – the problem is Sachiko’s behavior towards Touko. Touko acts entitled, as befits a spoiled brat and Sachiko *does* correct her, but also doesn’t seem to notice how her behavior affects Yumi….in Yumi’s opinion.

Yoshino warns Yumi that Touko is gunning for soeur. Yumi doesn’t comprehend at first, thinking that she means Shimako. Yoshino clarifies – if she’s your soeur, she’ll have free access to Sachiko.

Yoshino convinces her that Sachiko will ask for the rosary back and give it to Touko. They both decide to look for an assistant for Shimako for the Maria-sai, so Touko won’t be needed. They ask Tsutako, but she’ll be busy taking pictures. They think about asking Katsura and suddenly…Mami is there. Mami says that she’ll do it for the promise of an article. Yoshino and Yumi are skeptical, but Mami states that she is *not* like Minako. They find it a little weird that Mami is so willing and able to see her onee-sama so truthfully. Yoshino negotiates terms – they get to review any article Mami writes, and Mami gets a scoop on the elections. Provided the Rosas agree to all this, of course.

***
Sachiko opines that Sei always guarded Shimako’s heart so no one could force it open. Sachiko believes that they are the only ones who can safely open her heart and that Shimako desperately needs that…and to be the friends they want to be, so do they. In effect, she wants them to do an intervention.

When Yumi tells them that Sei said Shimako was a wolf without a pack, Rei wonders if she means a husky or a Chihuahua…Sachiko tells her to not digress, please.

It turns out that Rei told Sachiko about Shimako’s family at the time of the elections.

Sachiko, as she justifies why they should intervene with Shimako is “full of fighting spirit’ – she tries to crack her knuckles but no sound comes out.

Yumi wonders why now, Rei says that the time is ripe.

Rei and Sachiko actually plan for the confrontation to be newspaper worthy and public. They believe (accurately) that Shimako is punishing herself uneccesarily. By doing something big, they can save her from her self-imposed torment.

Rei muses that they don’t have enough shogi pieces on the board.

Touko says that she has the necessary piece – surprising them all, because she made *no* noise at all coming up those squeaky stairs.

Yumi is quite appalled at the idea of outing Shimako in front of all the first-years, but Sachiko argues that the Maria-sai is really the perfect situation, because the only people there are the Yamayurikai members and the new students – no teacher, administration, family or outsiders.

***
Yumi checks Noriko out: shag haircut (or maybe a long bob) and straight bangs. Reminds of her of a doll…nothing special. Actually, Yumi admits, she saw her at the front gate. More accurately, she saw her yesterday by chance and followed her off the bus. But yesterday was completely by chance. As a result, she saw Touko hide Noriko’s shoes, which upset her, but she didn’t try and stop Touko…or return the shoes to the locker.

Yumi tries to find commonalities between Noriko and Shimako. She wonders out loud if Noriko’s family also lives at a temple. A voice says, no, her father is a public official and her mother is a teacher, but she lives with a distant relative. Yumi jumps when she realizes that Touko has once again arrived without warning.

Touko calls her Yumi-sama. Objectively, this is fine and proper, but Touko upsets Yumi on principal – and in particular. Touko says that if Yumi is interested in Noriko, then she has something to show her. Yumi agrees, because her interest overwhelms her aversion to Touko, then she asks Touko why she’s at school early. Touko replies that she has something to do and Yumi wonders what she’s up to now.

Touko points out how Noriko is always like this – not even looking up from her book when other students approach. But after school and at lunch, she shows another face.

(BTW, Yumi sums up Noriko’s nature/behavior as not being the kind of girl that classmates invite to go to the bathroom together. lol)

When Yumi finally sees Noriko and Shimako interact, she’s shocked. Not only does Noriko have a different expression – Shimako looks different than Yumi’s ever seen her. For the first time since she’s known Shimako, Yumi sees her looking relaxed, unrestrained. This distresses Yumi, because she thinks that the Yamayurikai may have failed Shimako. Yumi is also distressed by Touko’s quite adult understanding of Noriko and Shimako’s relationship.

In general Yumi finds Touko stressful, because the younger girl possesses the self-confidence she herself lacks – although she has not yet come to realize this, it becomes more and more obvious throughout the book.

***
During the scene where Sachiko holds Yumi in her arms in the Rose Mansion, Yumi is thinking of Shimako (it’s this that made her cry in the first place – nothing Sachiko did or didn’t do – nor anything to do with Touko, either.) Yumi wonders if Noriko is Shimako’s savior.

Everytime Yumi is around Touko and the younger girl does something inappropriate, bratty or plain wrong, Yumi thinks “someone ought to do or say something”. But she never does anything herself.

Even as Touko tells them about her plan to take the juzu from Noriko’s bag, she’s justifying it as the act of a close friend – yuushin – but Yumi can see that she’s feeling pretty guilty about it.

Touko has, quite literally, created a script for the intervention. Rei stomps that down, saying that it would seem odd if Touko took charge of the whole affair. Rei takes the script out of Touko’s hands, rolls it up and bops her on the head with it.

Yumi grows increasingly uncomfortable with the whole plot, as they develop it.

Shimako comes into the council room, mentioning to Sachiko that the organ feels a bit stiff. Sachiko jokes that if Shimako can’t play it for the Maria-sai, they could always fall back on having the three second-years doing a talent show. Yoshino and Yumi both protest loudly, thinking back to the talent show for the graduating Rosas, and they all laugh.

Ultimately, its Rei who develops the scenario they use for the intervention.

***

Yumi begins to think the word “yuushin” as a sort of spell to make her feel better about the whole thing. When she comes into school the next day, Yumi can’t look Mary in the eye.

Yumi’s job at lunchtime is to stand at the first-years’ shoe lockers and keep an eye out for Noriko. Student after student greet her. She’s impressed that they all know who she is – and how polite they all are. She does keep an eye out for Noriko, but never sees her, until she turns around to go back. Her eyes are drawn to Noriko as if “her uniform was made from fluorescent paint and lame’.”

Yumi is in the hall when Sachiko and Rei give Noriko the once over. She can tell, even from the back, that they both approve of the girl. She also thinks that they both get carried away with their performance.

***

On the day of the Maria-sai, Yumi and Sachiko are in the church, waiting. Sachiko starts to say something to Yumi, but stops. Yumi can see that Sachiko’s hand is shaking.

A few moments later, Yumi feels suddenly uneasy, and turns to look at Sachiko which makes her feel more relaxed. She says (out loud) “Onee-sama, you’re very lovely,” and takes Sachiko’s trembling hands in her own, then says, “Because I want to look at you properly,” to explain her actions. Sachiko smiles at Yumi’s use of her own, oft-repeated words.

Tsutako snaps a picture of them with a “I’m personally interested in the Rosa Chinensis sisters”, more than to fulfill Mami’s request for good pictures of Shimako and Noriko together.

To keep Shimako from meeting Noriko (and hearing about the juzu) Yoshino hid the music Shimako was going to play – they “help” her look for it, until all the first-years are lined up.

***

Touko’s accusation moves the intervention forward and it approaches its climax, (during which Yumi is mentally urging Shimako on to make her confession, while Rei and Sachiko watch, smiling at Noriko’s protection of Shimako) Yumi hears a dry scratching noise from behind her, Mami is taking notes.

When Noriko begins to cry, so does Yumi.

Cut scene:

When it is all over (after which Shimako says that she feels – and she clearly looks – much relieved) Yoshino, Rei, Yumi and Sachiko leave the church to find Sei standing outside waiting for them.

Sei says that she had wanted to get there earlier, but class just let out. She can tell they were successful from their expressions, and offers to treat them to something. Rei and Yoshino pass, they have a family thing tonight. Sachiko also passes, stating that she and Yumi have plans to make plans for this Sunday….Yumi boggles – this is the first she’s heard of this! She wonders if it’s just an excuse to get rid of Sei.

On the way back to the Rose Mansion to get their stuff, Yumi mentions that they didn’t do anything for White Day, and that her birthday is coming up. Sachiko is a little surprised, but suggests another half day date, to which Yumi agrees happily. Sachiko asks her where she’d like to go – Yumi replies with the amusement park. Sachiko thinks about it for a moment then agrees on one condition – she won’t go on the jet coaster. Yumi agrees to this, because she knows that the condition is Sachiko’s way of saying that it’s really okay with her. :-)

End of Cherry Blossom/BGN