Live-Action Movie: Kakera, A Piece of Our Lives

December 31st, 2010

Well I just finished watching Kakera, a live-action adaptation of Sakurazawa Erika’s Love Vibes manga. In a word, it was abysmal.

The original was a short romance between two women, each who have other attachments they need to clear up before they can get together comfortably. The main conflict comes from Mako’s discomfort with “being gay,” when she is still in a “I’m not gay, I just love you” mindset…and the issue of her boyfriend who feels that he’s allowed to leave her, but when she leaves him for another woman, gets angry. You know, pretty normal stuff. If you are interested, you can read my review of the Love Vibes manga from back in 2004.

The original ended on a high point, maybe a little idealistically, as Mika and Mako go running off together hand in hand.

The movie pretty much squeezes the life out of the original story, and fills the gaps with the movie equivalent of formaldehyde, giving it body without making it look truly alive, and leaving behind an unpleasant smell.

Mako, the cheerful, average girl with an average boyfriend has been turned into a total wet rag, Haru. Mika, the energetic bisexual now becomes Riko, a sculptor of prosthetic body parts who lives at home and is…strange.

The idea that Riko could find *anything* appealing about Haru is hard to swallow for most of the movie. And when they do kiss, it’s that typical Japanese no-movement, no-reaction dry lip pressing that just makes me want to stab something. Every time you almost sort of start to like one or both of the characters for a second, or the movie shows some sign of life, an awkward, unpleasant and usually depressing scene is inserted that stops the momentum and ruins the mood.

In an interview, the director proudly says she rewrote about 80% of the original story. All I can say is that she has some serious issues, if this was written with her life experiences in mind. (Thanks to Katherine H for the link to the interview. It explained a lot.)

What really just kills this movie dead is that it utterly craps all over the happy ending of the manga. Forget running off hand in hand. I won’t tell you what happens, because it’ll just piss you off.

Ratings:

UGH

This is exactly how not to do a live-action adaptation of a manga.



Taisho Baseball Girls Anime, Disk One (English)

December 30th, 2010

Taisho Baseball Girls: Complete Collection“If you’re amused by our lack of experience, that’s one thing and I can’t do anything about that, but if it’s that fact that we’re women that amuses you, that I will not sit still for!”

If you have ever wanted Japanese women to speak up for themselves, then you really must watch Taisho Baseball Girls.

The plot is a simple one. In the beginning of the 20th century, Japan was embracing Western culture with some fervor. Western clothes, sports, vehicles, cuisine took on more than just a new and exotic flavor – they became emblematic of Japan’s appearance on the international stage.

A young woman, totally dissed by her fiancée’, and not at all pleased with his antiquated notion of what a woman’s role was supposed to be, decides to fight him on his own turf – the baseball diamond. Akiko decides that she will form and field a baseball team of…shock!…girls!…to combat this grotesque display of sexism. And, slowly, piece by piece, she does. In this, she is joined by her friend, Koumei. Koumei is the daughter of a Western cuisine restaurateur who is himself ironically very conservative.

This story is as much a paean to amateur baseball as anything else. The girls, who know nothing about the game, recreate all the wheels for themselves; everything from basic batting and throwing techniques, to signals and scouting. If you strongly oppose sports stories, this may not be the anime for you, then. But if the “guts” ideal holds for you, I cannot think of a more delightful way to revel in each and every step of the journey.

There is Yuri. It begins with tall, athletic Tomoe, who is much admired by a coterie of younger students. Tomoe may not be the brightest bulb in the box, but she has a sincere princeliness that she’s not afraid to wield.

Tomoe might be admired by the other girls, but it’s Koumei that she herself has her eyes on. It’s easy to see that she does, because we also watch Koumei closely through the series. She’s a great character – strong, but not unreasonably so, and smart in a “got a good grasp of human nature” way.

That’s it for the “real” Yuri, but there’s no end of slashable pairings. Of course people like Akiko and Koumei together. They are the leads. They are the team’s pitcher and catcher pair and, as team manager Kawashima notes, they ought to function like a married couple and be of one mind and heart.

In my head (and I have no doubt I am not alone in this) I am convinced that Yuki and Tamaki are a ridiculously adorable couple.

But my own personal crush goes to Kawashima Noe. If Akiko and Koumei are the  heart of the team, Kawashima is the brain – and if you know anything about me, you know that competence and intelligence are my two favorite qualities in a woman. Even a non-existent ones. ^_^ Kawashima is the one who recreates the position of manager and scout for the team, enabling them to progress.

Sentai Filmworks’ production is not perfect. The subtitles are dubtitle-y. They often represent the conversation in a way that the script is not actually expressing, but if you can’t  understand what they are saying anyway, it seems sensible enough. There is no dub, which is no loss for me, as the voice actresses in this series are some of my faves. “Extras” are the non-extras of DVD credits and ads for other Sentai properties.

If you’re interested in the manga for this series, you probably should be warned that Itou Shimpei does the art, so there’s less baseball, less Yuri, more service and the character designs are goofier. But it’s still cute. Here’s my review of Volume 1. For an overview of the first Light Novel, check out George R’s review from earlier this year.

All that being said, for a story that is sure to make you smile, and lots of really laugh out loud moments, Taisho Baseball Girls is an excellent choice. This is a pick-me-up-when-I’m-down series, without question.

Ratings:

Art – 7
Story – 8
Characters – 9
Yuri – 2
Series – 1

Overall – 9

Many, many thanks to Okazu Superhero Amanda M for providing us with hours of entertaining baseball hijinks and smart, dedicated and increasingly competent girls!



Idiots Guide to Bill 156 doujinshi

December 30th, 2010

Sorry for being absent the last few days, just busy with work and friends.

I intend on doing a review later today, but just wanted to do a quick update on Bill 156 and the fallout from this legislation. Anime News Network has an article written and translated into English by Dan Kanemitsu on how the Bill 156 Got Passed. I strongly recommend you read it. It’s long, but interesting (and for those of you who are under 25, probably important for you to learn how politics works in the real world.)

The article is part of a doujinshi that was being sold this year at Winter Comiket. Dan teamed up with a number of manga artists, including Nogami Takeshi to create An Idiot’s Guide to Tokyo’s Harmful Books Regulation. The doujinshi is available on Amazon JP . It’s a parody of the lawmakers involved, turning them into Fist of the North Star-like hyper heavies, moe girls and BL bishies, all while telling you the scoop in Japanese and English.

Which brings me to the point of this post. If you would like a copy of this doujinshi, but are not a regular orderer on Amazon JP, I’m offering to be a buying service once again. If you are interested in getting a copy of this doujinshi, please email me at yuricon at gmail and I will tell you what you need to know about placing an order with me. Here’s the basic rundown: You will *still* pay shipping from Japan, and shipping to you. The savings you will get will be that you’re only paying a portion of the shipping from Japan, because you will share it with others. And I will take payment by Paypal only, so you’ll have fees for that, too.

So, with that caveat, send me an email and I’ll let you know what you got to know to place the order. I’d love to get a pile of orders, because that makes it cheaper for everyone, as cost of shipping per item gets smaller.



Yuri Manga: Tsubomi, Volume 8

December 28th, 2010

Since we just did Volume 7, let’s jump right into Tsubomi, Volume 8, (つぼみ) shall we?

“Hoshikawa Ginza Yon-choume” begins with an anniversary. Minato and Otome apparently met two years ago (and I wonder why I thought it was six from the collected volume, but am too lazy to go find it wherever it ended up in secondary storage and figure out what I mis-read.) No surprise to anyone, Otome was, at the time, a badly behaved kid, acting out her frustration with adults in a variety of typical ways. This flashback gives us a chance to see just how far she’s come since then.

Morinaga Milk’s “Himitsu no Recipe” starts off with Wakatsuki’s romantic club time with the club president squashed as the previous president shows up. Now studying to be a pasty chef, the former President is clearly admired by Yuuko, and Wakatsuki is not happy about it *at all.* After a fight and making up, Wakatsuki’s plans are totally foiled by the President’s successful plan to make the club popular. Bwah~wah~waaahhh~

I was a little disappointed that “Lonesome Echo” ended with such a pat ending. Walking away from an abusive relationships is rarely that simple. But, happy ending, so I’m inclined to be forgiving.

“Green” sketches the crushes of several generations, centering on Ryouko, who is the object of a crush now, but fondly remembers one of her own back then.

Need. More. Sports. Yuri. Manga. In “Hana to Hoshi” a childhood ping pong rivalry turns into something different when an accidental, sleepy kiss turns Hanai’s life upside down.

Fuji-sensei realizes that she really needs Komomo in her life in the conclusion to “Metoraba” and won’t be stopped – even by tremendous distance – in her attempts to get her back. This story gets a little shiny star for the final line, too.

Haruka takes care of a sick Kuroi-sensei in “Renai Manga” but thinks she may have a serious rival in the chief editor. Rival for what? Neither Haruka nor Kuroi could answer that yet, I think. Maybe in a chapter or two.

The school festival is coming and the resident Ame-Onna (Rain Woman) is asked to make it rain in “Kami-sama to Omefurashi.” But when the day of the festival comes, it’s sunny, and neither girl seems to really mind.

Something we rarely see – a chubby chaser Yuri story. “Futo Metcha Club” follows a heavy girl and the girl who loves her for her cute roundness. This story is notable for actually showing a cute, round, heavy girl for the “fat” girl, rather than slightly less than anorexic.

“Tandem Lover” is not a series I particularly liked, I have to admit, but I did like the ending of this chapter, in which Meru gives Shima a letter to her future partner in the Tandem competition. This story could have been better without all the service and some decent art, but it wasn’t.

“Yume yori Sutekina” was creepy, but kind of adorable, as a careerwoman notices and follows a high school student and sees her head off hand in hand with her girlfriend. Stalker=creepy, youth being less closeted than adults=adorable.

Nawoko’s “Private Lesson” continues. Tamago-chan learns a little bit more about her beloved piano teacher, which galvanizes her into action.

Ratings are Variable:

Overall – 8

As always, these are not all of the stories, but the ones I found notable. And you’ll notice that there’s a bunch of them that I found notable this time. No longer do I sigh with resignation at the idea of reading or reviewing Tsubomi. That’s got to be a good thing.



Top Ten Yuri of 2010

December 26th, 2010

My Top Ten Yuri of 2010 is always an odd list. I don’t hesitate to include people, series, companies and random things that look shiny. But there is a reason for this. Unlike the  Top Ten Manga and the Top Ten Anime Lists, this list is a look back at the year as a whole. Not just the *whats* that stood out, but the *who* and where. So, here we go, here’s my List of Top Shiny Yuri Things of 2010!

10) The editors and publishers of Yuri Hime, Comic High, Tsubomi, Mangatime Kirara (and all of its derivative titles), Nakayoshi, Ciao, Ribon, IKKI, Rakuen Le Paradise, Afternoon, Feel Young, and all the many other magazines that dared run Yuri stories.

I know how unglamorous being an editor is. The artists get all the chicks, but the editors labor to make sure that that manuscript makes sense, looks good and gets in on time. And publishers…well no one cares about them, except for when it’s time to write a check. But. Look at the list – it’s long. It’s not one magazine, or a handful- there’s a line of editors and publishers who are giving decent creators a chance to tell decent stories. And I thank them from the bottom of my heart for that. With Bill 156 looming, the days ahead may be a bit darker for these magazines and these editors, so let’s show them that we noticed – and that they are appreciated.

9) Maria-sama ga Miteru Live-Action Movie

There’s always a risk in taking a beloved manga or anime story and bringing it to live action. Will real people hold up to the ideal in our heads? Well, even going into this with really high ideals, I totally think this movie held up. The characters were charming, and we really, really wanted Yumi and Sachiko to get together. I’ll be buying this as soon as it comes out on DVD to relive the squeaky floors and one boom mic production of a story I’ve come to love. The fact that I got to experience this in the theater in Japan with my dear friends Bruce and Komatsu-san, and that I got to hang with my Commanding Officer Ana, Rica and Takami (AND meet new friends) was by far and away the capping moment of my year. So, of course this movie makes my Top Ten list!

8) Shoujo Magazine Yuri

I’m still a bit gobsmacked about this. ALL three of the  top-selling shoujo magazines. All of them running Yuri series, and in two cases, overtly Yuri. Ribon magazine went so far as to label the story Yuri on the obi, so you couldn’t get the wrong idea.

This is so remarkable a thing, it just had to make my Top Ten list for the Year….

7) Twitter

I quite seriously thought about making this my top entry for the year. My time spent on Twitter has been indescribably awesome. I’m able to talk with people around the world – including folks in the manga and anime industries on both sides of the ocean. I’ve made great friends, have great conversations and it is mostly due to Twitter that the next entry is on this list. ^_^ Being able to follow Yuri Mangaka has taught me a lot about them, their work and their daily life. Being able to talk *with* them is priceless. There’s no doubt in my mind that my life in Yuri has been significantly improved by this particular networking platform.

6) Heartcatch PreCure

This series has recaptured all the qualities I want in magical girl anime – the color-coded clothing choices, the goofy personalities, the over-the-top bad guys, the twenty-minute attacks…and the Yuri we make up in our heads that is nonetheless “obvious.” ^_^ For Tsubomi’s crush on Itsuki and even more for Dark and Yuri’s sizzling across-the-field glare, and even *more* because watching the Yuri mangaka talk about this series on Twitter every weekend is hilarious, Heartcatch makes it easily onto this year’s list.

5) Doujinshi Artists Gone Pro

I’ve mentioned this about, oh a zillion times, but let me say it again – 2010 is the year that all of the doujinshi artists I liked best made the pros. There are two more doujinshi artists I’d really like to see get there, so I’ll keep my fingers crossed. From Jesus Drug, Raku-gun and Girlish to Circles UKOZ and Sakuraike, magazines and anthologies I get now include many of the artists I’ve followed and collected for years. Here’s looking to 2011 and seeing even more artists I think are doing work that pushes the boundaries of what “Yuri” is and what makes for great reading, going Pro.

4) Ame-iro Kouchakan Kandan

This story was a late addition to the list. Late as in, “I only read the most recent chapter from the new Yuri Hime volume last night.” ^_^ But what I read made up my mind for me. Sarasa and Seriho have been dancing around one another and until this moment we weren’t *really* sure what Seriho’s feeling were. Now we know. And now, this delightful story in which nothing happens, while we sit and sip our tea, makes it on to my number 4 spot for the year.

Take a deep breath….here we go for my Top 3 Yuri anythings of the year! If you’ve been paying attention, they probably won’t come as much of a surprise. (Are they ever?)

3) Nobara no Mori no Otome-tachi

I’ve talked about this series a lot in the last few months. It’s melodramatic and overwrought. Not sexual at all, but focusing strictly on the romantic, this story nonetheless makes it a little warm in the room. I’ve called it the child of Strawberry Panic! and Maria-sama ga Miteru, with Aunts Himitsu no Hanazono and Takarazuka, this series is pretty much the primer for “Yuri” for the next generation. I adore it, because it’s everything all at once, but played with delicacy. Where SP stole accessories from its older sisters’ closets and flagrantly paraded them around, this series asks nicely to borrow a piece or two to make her look a little more grown up. This series is something I follow monthly, which is a good indication that I consider it one of the best Yuri series of the year.

2) Gunjo

Another series I follow monthly, Gunjo is something that borrows nothing from anyone, but forges its own path, sometimes carving its way by hand, clawing and fighting. There is no room in this story for romance, but the desire to survive and yes, love, fills every page. This story is filled with darkness, made darker by the brief moments of light, but I consider each and every chapter to be a profound reading experience.

Expect to hear about this series for at least one more year. My number 2 series of the year is Gunjo.

1) Fu~Fu

As with Gunjo last year, the only reason this manga did not make it onto the Yuri Manga List is because it is not yet collected. Another go-to series for me, as soon as the magazine arrives at the store, this sweet tale of two women who consider themselves married, warms my heart every time. It’s silly, it’s sweet, it’s like a drop of hand-whipped cream on a delicious Yuri torte. For teaching lessons about lesbian couples to an audience that doesn’t much care, in the most charming of all possible ways, and for speaking for real women in a way that is 100% real, Minamoto Hisanari’s Fu~Fu is my #1 Yuri for 2010.

Before we finish up this list, I want to say thank you to all of you you. You, the readers of Okazu are, without a doubt the absolutely best audience anyone could ever ask for. I appreciate your corrections, your opinions, your absolutely hilarious contributions to my ridiculous contests, your praise, your criticism, your thoughts and your support over the years. And this year, particularly, your generosity has been…overwhelming.

*You* are truly my top Yuri anything of 2010.

Thank you.