Even More Utter Nonsense

April 7th, 2007

I was going to review manga today, but got caught up in something entirely stupid that I feel like sharing just because.

Totally off-topic for this site, but it’s my site, and the news is about me…

After being together for almost 24 years, my wife and I are undergoing an official ceremony on Tuesday. NJ now allows civil unions that guarantee all the many legal things a marriage does, and despite our commitment to never commit to anything…here we are. No ceremony, no pomp and circumstance or anything, just signing papers. And dessert.

But after a long, rather bizarre day full of much good (thank you Ted!) and extremely bad (email from some desperate soul in Japan who is stranded, lost and alone) Serge, Sean and Adam convinced me to make a “wedding registry” thingball on Amazon for myself and the wife. (She’s busy adding $500 truffles even as I type.)

Anyway, I’m not saying you *have* to look at it, or even that you *ought* to. But, if you’re the kind of person who is either a voyeur and wants to see what stuff we want, or are the kind of person who just loves all this nonsense, here’s the link:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wedding/1U4MBCX0SQV12

Some of the stuff on there is, yes, a joke. I don’t actually expect anyone to buy us a 52″ inch flat screen HDTV. LOL But weddings and civil unions live in fantasy land, so there you go. :)



Yuri Drama CD: Kannazuki no Miko: Kimi no Mau Butai

April 5th, 2007

Are you sitting down? I hope so, because I’m going to say something that might shock you. Kannazuki no Miko Drama CD: Kimi no Mau Butai is…good, maybe even excellent. Seriously, it is. In fact, I can’t actually think of anything about this Drama CD that was bad, and parts of it are laugh out loud funny.

Since this DCD is actually made up of several interconnecting plots. I’ll do my best to summarize here:

It all begins with a bizarre gag with Souma and his brother Tsubasa, where they appear to be fighting but are actually playing baseball. Or maybe it’s the other way around. In any case – this gag with varying alternates on the gag part is repeated endlessly throughout the CD. Keep this in the back of your mind. It’ll be back.

It is school festival time. Both Souma and Chikane are starring in an original play as Prince and Princess. They are, of course, princely and princessly and everyone is squealing with delight as they swear their love, etc, etc. Himeko is also moved, even from her place as the person who cleans up backstage.

One night, after a meal (full of shitake mushrooms, thanks to Otoha’s loving care) Chikane asks Himeko to help her practice her lines. At first Himeko plays the prince, but Chikane asks her to play the princess, her role, so she can get a feel for Ohgami’s role. Himeko assents, and Chikane gets to swear eternal love to Himeko via her lines. There are several very amusing interruptions (complete with romantic violins screeching to a halt) by Otoha as Chikane attempts to get into the part. Himeko is freaked out by her reaction to Chikane’s embrace and muses out loud that it’s as if she’s in love with Chikane. Which freaks Chikane out.

Later, as the festival approaches, Souma asks Himeko if she’d help him practice his lines. Same scene, minus Otoha’s interruptions, but this time the tension is broken when Chikane appears and interrupts them at the crucial scene.

The play is a great success, but Chikane blows off her hordes of admirers to accompany Himeko around the festival grounds – to their great annoyance.

At this point, we get scattered scenes to let us know that the Orochi are all here at the festival and wreaking havoc wherever they go, some of which are rather amusing. In fact, throughout this CD, we get little vignettes which give us a pretty good idea of how and why these particular people became Orochi and what their major malfunctions are. Like the opening gag, put this concept on a back burner, but don’t lose it.

Chikane presents Himeko with a volume of manga by her favorite mangaka, and my third favorite Orochi, Reiko-sensei. Chikane has things to do, so she leaves Himeko on line for an autograph. During the signing, Reiko is really rude in response to Himeko’s fangirlishness, which puts Himeko in a sad mood. This is followed up by a cruel scene in which her former roommate, Mako-chan’s, sempai on the track team lays into her. Mako-chan pulls sempai away, but doesn’t have a word to say to Himeko. It is this moment that the Orochi choose to attack.

The Orochi who is a pop idol wannabe, Korona, calls this her ultimate performance. Korona throws herself at Souma, trying to seduce him to the dark side of the force and a little Orochi-doushi. Himeko’s screams breaks the spell and he rejects her forcibly, which pisses her off. Reiko-sensei who had her buttons pushed earlier joins in and of course, the rest of the Orochi jump on the chance.

Chikane runs away with Himeko, leaving Souma to fend for himself. Which he does, but pfft, who cares, Chikane got the girl – again.

After the carnage is over and the destruction is being cleared away, we get a framework of Reiko-sensei working on her next manga chapter. Chikane, in a separate but related scene, asks Himeko what she likes so much about Reiko-sensei’s manga. Himeko tries to explain but fails, until she tells Chikane all about the scene in which Asuka, the heroine, confesses her love for the princess. Chikane is all of a sudden much more interested in the manga, who’d have thunk it? Himeko acts out the part of Asuka’s confession of love to her dear friend. After she’s done, she asks why Chikane has that expression on her face and Chikane, in a moment of incredible genius says that she was thinking about something else and didn’t hear Himeko – could she go over that all again. Guileless Himeko complies happily, so excited that Chikane is interested in her manga now. ^_^ The framework ends with a bizarre scene of Reiko being extra super-duper rude to her editor. I really have to listen to this bit again, because I know there was important stuff I missed.

The final track is pure genius. Sister Miyako is holding confession for your sins. Each one of the “confessions” is funnier than the last and with each one, Sister Miyako loses patience sooner with the confessor and punches them out. The best one, by far, is when Himeko comes in to “confess”. Her hemming and hawing makes Miyako more and more impatient. When Himeko digresses into a long discussion of what Chikane is wearing, Miyako finally punches her out with a curt “Shut up already.” It’s hysterical, trust me. This track is where we really get a detailed glimpse of the Orochi and their issues. The whole track is really unique and interesting for that alone…but Sister Miyako whacking everyone just cracks me up.

After the end of this final track, we get a two minute long silence, and one last repeat of that weird gag with Tsubasa and Souma. Souma’s confused screams end the Drama CD.

Okay, so can anyone guess why I don’t dislike this CD? It’s not that it doesn’t have angst. It’s that it doesn’t have inexplicable behaviors. Everyone’s behavior and choices are entirely consistent with the personalities given to us in the anime. (And it is based on the anime, not the manga, for what it’s worth.) Internal consistency=win. The fact that my three favorite Orochi (Sister Miyako, Korona and Reiko, in that order) and Chikane and Himeko Yuri-service all get big spotlights helps, too.

The fact that it’s damn funny is icing on the cake. ^_^

Ratings:

Art – not entirely applicable, but I like what’s on the cover and in the booklet – 7
Story – 8
Characters – 8
Yuri – 8
Service – 3

Overall – 8

If only the anime or manga had been more like this.



Yuri Anime: Loveless, Volume 2

April 4th, 2007

I know, I know, I reviewed Volume 3 of this ages ago, and it’s practically ancient at this point. But I’m making a concerted effort to get through my too-tall “pile of anime I need to watch” and review everything.

First and foremost, today’s review is once again due to the kindness and generosity of the guys at Media Blasters. They gave me this about 7 months ago and I’m just getting to it…good lord.

Secondly, watching Loveless, Volume 2 today was a good reminder that stories make more sense if you watch them in *order*. ^_^

I originally reviewed the Yuri arc of Loveless at the end of 2005, but even then I hadn’t really watched any of the story previous to when Yamato and Kouya appeared. This time, I sat down and watched the episodes – I even paid attention and everything. ;-) And yes, I feel like I have a stronger grasp on the story now. I also can say that this volume is way stronger than Volume 3, Yamato and Kouya aside.

This volume includes a lot of angsting by the hero Ritsuka, a lot of masochistic enduring by his partner-although-they-won’t-admit-it-yet, Soubi, and some darn solid advice by Ritsuka’s therapist. Who lied about her age, IMHO. ^_^ But for our purposes, this volume also has the appearance of the second Zero pair – high school girls, and lovers, Yamato and Kouya.

When they appear, they instantly have a backstory, which is kind of interesting. We don’t get the backstory in this volume, but it’s very obvious that it is there. Unlike, say, the first Zero pair, who remain two-dimensional to the end. Kouya and Yamato also manifest actual intelligence as compared with the twits in the first Zero pair. So right off the bat, they come off looking like a formidable couple. We learn a bunch more in the next two episodes, but they are in Volume 3, so read that review for related gushing praise.

The one thing I wanted to note about this volume was entirely unrelated to anything Yuri at all. After he and Soubi defeat an earlier pair, Kin and Gin (Gold and Silver, for those that like stuff like that,) Ritsuka receives a “strange memo” that somehow relates to his brother’s death – the event that was the catalyst for everything in the series. I had to laugh, because I recognized what that “strange memo” was immediately as a result of my job. I don’t know what age the audience for Loveless is (I thought the magazine it ran in, Comic Rex was for adults, but I have no idea, really) but I guess the average manga/anime fan isn’t going to recognize a….well, I won’t spoil it. It’s not very exciting anyway. Beats me how it could help Ritsuka. I could look it up, if it were real. ^_^

One last note – I was amazed at the excellence of the voice acting cast. This anime got star treatment. And it shows. I’m almost tempted to take a look at the manga and find out what happens now.

Ratings:

Art – 7
Story – 8
Character – 8
Music – 5
Yuri – 8
Loser FanGirl – 20

Overall – 7

Either I’m in a significantly better mood today than when I reviewed Volume 3, or the quality drops off massively for the next volume. I have no clue which it is.



Yuri Manga: Sakura no Kiwa, Volume 3

April 3rd, 2007

Will someone please explain to me why I like Sakura no Kiwa? It has none of the things I enjoy in manga (a short list) and many of the things that enrage and annoy me (a much, much longer list.) So what the heck is it with this series that I don’t hate it!?

Anyway, Sakura no Kiwa, Volume 3 starts off with a lot of kisses. To recap Volume 1 and Volume 2, Sasa Sakura is living with her crazy cat lady aunt Takako, two neighboring girls, Ichiko and Futako, and Takako’s 14 cats. Over the last two volumes, Futako has rearranged Sakura’s boundaries so that she sleeps with Sakura, gets her to help her in the bath, and gets kisses for just about everything. As a classmate comments, Sakura’s looking an awful lot like a wife these days. In addition, Sakura gets to cook for the entire clan, be responsible for feeding the cats and generally be mommy.

The first chapters cover the fact that Futa-chan gets kisses from Sakura for just about everything, something Takako thinks is a little weird. Sakura insists that it’s nothing, its not like they are in love and they don’t do it outside the house. Okay. At the same time, the many, many cherry trees are blossoming beautifully, surrounding Takako’s house (which is just below a shrine on a hill) with sakura blossoms. When a classmate suggests a flower-viewing, they’re all up for it. The classmate, Morita, shows up, and they are eventually joined by another classmate Mitsukuni-kun, who is positively obssessed with Takako’s 14 cats. When Futako comes home from school she greets Sakura with, of course, a kiss. Sakura is at that moment be-aproned, making tamagoyaki for the gang. Morita naturally comments that they look like a married couple. Belatedly, Sakura is mortified for kissing Futako in front of everyone. At school the next day she keeps waiting for the rumors and whispers, but there aren’t any. When she asks Mori-chan about it, she’s told that everyone’s known about them kissing for months and months. She turns to some random schoolmate passing by and says, “Sakura and Futako kiss. Did you know?” and the classmate’s like “Yeah, I know. Everyone knows.” and keeps walking. ^_^

Sakura’s had it with Takako’s giant, unstable piles of books everywhere. She demands that her aunt clean up. Along with being a crazy cat lady, we know learn that Takako’s got an OCD, as well, because she can’t throw *anything* out. Sakura spends the week tying up and tossing books. In the end she gets muscles in her arms and a backache for her efforts. You just know Takako will buy more books a second later.

Futako becomes obsessed with the idea of eating a stray piece of rice off Sakura’s face, and spends a chapter staring intently at Sakura eats her meals. Sakura insists that this is where she crosses the line, darn it! She will NOT have that. By the time Futako gets a chance to do it, her boundaries have been pushed back one more step….Mori-chan’s like, “So, I guess your heart is prepared for it now, huh?” I sometimes wonder if Morita thinks that Sakura is an idiot….

Next up – the household is consumed by the mystery of how the cats are getting up onto the roof! There is a turret on the house, but no one knows how to get into it except, apparently, the cats. After the great turret hunt, it turns out that there’s stairs up to the top in Takako’s closet that she’s partially blocked off with books. The turret has a window pane missing, hence, cats in and out.

Summer is the time to make great memories – unless you’re Sakura, taking care of a household full of lazy jerks. No sea or mountains for her. She cooks meals, then lays around. We have a short sidetrack into Ichiko’s plans for the future – her family is too poor for a private school, so the national exam is where’s she’s headed. They bust her about not studying, although she insists she does. We also learn that the division of labor isn’t *entirely* uneven – Ichiko and Futako do the housekeeping and laundry, while Sakura does the cooking. Takako does nothing except whine and make a mess, but it is her house they’ve all invaded, so…. Several times during this volume she’s asked what she did before Sakura came over -the answer is, she relied a lot on Ichiko and Futako’s mother. They all go to the shrine festival, so Takemoto can draw them in yukata, and we get a one-page pool visit for the required bathing suit picture. (But with low service level – it’s more for fun than service.)

It’s school trip time. Most of the class is headed for Hokkaido, the remainder to Hokuriku. Sakura and Futako are in a group with one of the Student Council members, Enomoto, who is interested to see if the rumors about Sakura spoiling Futako are true (they are, of course, and she’s mightily impressed. In the end, she joins in and uses Sakura’s lap as a pillow. Predictably, Sakura doesn’t stop her.) And, bizarrely, they are also joined by cat-crazy Mitsukuni-kun, who isn’t sharing a room with them, at least. That leaves a four-person room for the three girls. Sadly for both groups, two typhoons bring a week of rain, soaking them at every turn.

Before they left for the trip, Sakura told Ichiko and Takako to take care of themselves and the cats properly. Ichiko protests that she doesn’t know how to cook, Futako always did that, and Takako says she doesn’t because her older sister, Sakura’s mother, always did that. Sakura and Futako leave, but they’re worried about the two women – and the cats. Ichiko thinks about going home, but her mother says no way – Takako lets you live there free, so stay there and take care of her, darnit!

The last chapter is from Ichiko and Takako’s perspective and, indeed, they are both incompetent at cleaning and cooking. Many instant noodles are consumed. Ichiko’s mom reluctantly feeds them, ragging that as two grown women they should be able to take care of themseleves. Grrr. After a few days, they develop a schedule – Ichiko studying in the morning and then going to school, Takako sleeping in, then waking up and doing her work at night, when Ichiko’s asleep. After a few days, they attempt to sort of straighten up, but as expected, when Sakura and Futako come home, the place is a pit and everyone’s starving.

Ratings:

Art – 7
Story – 7
Characters – 8
Yuri – 7
Service – 1
Crazy Cat Ladies – 10

Overall – 7

So…can someone tell me why I like this series? Cats, passive-aggressive lesbians, and OCDs. Seriously…



Live-action: Sukeban Deka Movie 1

April 2nd, 2007

Today’s review (and the letter “H”) is brought to you by the most magnificent munificence of Chet at Media Blasters, one of the greatest guys *ever.* And not just ’cause he gives me wacky movies…he’s just really great. ^_^

You may remember that back in February, I was pleased as punch to review the most recent Sukeban Deka live action movie. For today’s review, I will be backtracking some years in order to review the very first Sukeban Deka movie. About 20 years or so.

There was a TV series based on the manga Sukeban Deka which starred Saito Yuki as tough chick Asamiya Saki who was blackmailed by the police into functioning as an undercover agent for them. (Here is the review of the manga for that whole story.) After the first TV series ended, the name Asamiya Saki became a pseudonym that was given to two other girls in order to enable them to fight for justice, etc, etc.

This movie takes place after the second “Saki,” whose real name is Youko, has retired from the life of a sukeban deka, a delinquent cop. I am feeling mightily overworked this evening, so instead of telling you anything about the plot, I am going to throw you at the pretty darn comprehensive Sukeban Deka encyclopedia website. Here is a detailed synopsis for the first movie. As you can see from the picture at the top of the page, there’s a whole herd of sukeban deka by the time this movie got made. ^_^

There’s a couple of things to enjoy about this movie, other than the random violence and super psycho-with-a-fake-hand bad guy. One – every red shirt character dies in Saki’s arms, which I start finding pretty funny after then third or so death in a 80 minute movie. Second – the reunited sukeban group planning their strategy over dinner was a masterpiece. As Yukino serves up the dinner she has cooked from behind her frilly apron, she calmly discussed taking out guards at the island they are going to invade. It’s freakishly cute. If you turn off the sound, the girls all look like they are planning to get their hair done, but they are actually cheerfully discussing blowing the place up. ^_^ The super powered up yo-yo Saki gets from her handler that would destroy her arm if she used it too much was pretty awesome, as well. ;-)

I wouldn’t be reviewing it on Okazu, though, if there wasn’t at least *some* Yuri interest. At the beginning of the movie, Saki II has retired to a normal life of frilly pink sweaters and studying for the college examination. When she falls headlong into the mystery of evil Headmaster Hattori’s sadistic paramilitary island school, she immediately gathers up her comrades to face the conflict. One of them, Yukino, has left a message with Youko that she’s leaving Japan to go overseas. There’s a definite, immediate, tension there, as Youko contemplates her and Yukino’s choices. When Yukino does join them, the tension does not go away. There is a fraught scene between the two of them after the aforementioned dinner scene. If it had been a straight couple in a western movie, there is no doubt in my mind that a kiss would have been attempted, although it would have been aborted by Okyo’s appearance as, indeed, Yukino’s and Youko’s heavily charged moment was.

So, not Yuri sexxors or anything, but for an old school girl-gang live action movie…yeah.

The disk comes with an actual extra – the “making of” the movie, which was kind of cool. You get to see how insipid the actresses actually are and how silly the stunts and scenes are before they are all cut up and reattached. Defintely worth watching. For the price of the disk, you get plenty of entertainment.

Ratings:

Cinematography – Better than you think at first – 7
Story – 7
Characters – 8
Yuri – 4
Service – hard to judge, let’s call it – 4

Overall – 7

Think Enter the Dragon with a lower budget and schoolgirls and you’re not far off.^_^