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Yuri Manga: Battle Club, Volume 1 (English)

March 25th, 2008

Women’s crotches are endlessly fascinating. Or so I assume from the variety and sheer number of crotch shots in Battle Club, Volume 1.

Interestingly, while women’s crotches are absolutely riveting, men’s are apparently unworthy of scrutiny and are therefore pixelated or avoided at all costs.

Even more interestingly, while it is perfectly acceptable to look at women’s crotches, it is unacceptable to become aroused by doing so. If you are aroused, you are labeled as a pervert.

The conundrum appears obvious to me – why torture yourself with something that you can’t enjoy? Sounds like some kind of self-flagellating, mortifying of the flesh thing. In a way, it sort of does explain alot about why prostitution is illegal and why you guys seem to like your fun on the down low. I’ll leave it to others to delve into how sad that is.

Instead, I’ll cover the plot of Battle Club: This manga is about two members of a high school wrestling club, one male and one female, both of whom believe they are the protagonist of the story. The female protagonist, Tamako, is a clumsy, zealous and kind-hearted girl who is impossibly strong and getting stronger, by taking regular beatings from her even more impossibly stronger sempai. The male, Mokichi, is a mealy-mouthed asshole who gets beaten up a lot because he’s an asshole. And, we are assured repeatedly, (although we never see it, see above) he has a teeny dick.

Each chapter follows one or the other in their completely absurd, panty and crotch-shot filled shenanigans which include…not really all that much. Fighting, mostly. Including fighting with a “confused” shark. Lots of service, obviously.

Yuri comes in two flavors in Volume 1. The first is the Vice-Captain of the wrestling team, Higuchi, who is (totally incorrectly) labeled a lipstick lesbian when she first appears, and who openly gropes Tamako at every opportunity while they wrestle. (Like a lipstick lesbian would *ever* wrestle. Pfft. Another manga company that is fail when it comes to properly translating something lesbian-related. ALC is still the only company who can identify a lipstick lesbian and tell the difference between one and a Yuri character.)

The second flavor of Yuri is Shiba, a member of the Karate club whose impossibly strong attacks have no effect on Tamako. She finds herself sexually fantasizing about Tamako (which immediately makes her a pervert, by the rules set out in fanboy-land,) and even making lunch for her. Shiba’s thrown off the Karate team for failing and when they ruin the love-love lunch she made, she’s completely unable to cope with Tamako’s kindness towards her. She runs away, “unable to face her first crush.”

This series is by Shozaki Yuji, the creator of Ikkitousen/Battle Vixens – the story here is thinner than Tamako’s panties. This is absolute 100% crap. Nonetheless, I enjoyed the 15 minutes it took me to read it, because it is such *utter* crap that I found it amusing. I think it makes a fitting beginning to “crappy crap” week here at Okazu.

Ratings:

Art – 7 creative, in its own pervtastic way
Story – 1
Characters – 3
Yuri – 6
Service – Infinity

Overall – 5

Don’t have high expectations. Don’t have *any* expectations. Then lower that a little and you’ll probably find Battle Club not so bad. ^_^





Yuri Manga: Himitsu Shoujo

March 18th, 2008

Chi-Ran’s at it again, in this second collection of Yuri manga one-shots from Yuri Hime magazine, Himitsu Shoujo. (The title is a pun, using alternate kanji. Himitsu is usually translated as “secret,” but these kanji mean something like “hidden nectar” and the book itself offers up the translation of the title as Lovely Girls.)

Nothing connects these various one-shots, (unlike her first collection, Shoujo Bigaku,) other than that they are about girls in love with other girls, and that all the girls tend to be willowy and ethereal.

There’s Yuyu and Marika who get together on their own, regardless of the magical necklace thingy Yuyu has that, when she strokes it, makes Marika feel like she’s being stroked.

And there’s Maori who is down on love, until she is given a Yuri cage that contains a teeny little cute girl that she falls in love with, only to lose her, only to regain, maybe, the real thing in human size.

And Yuma who also gets a munchkin lover, this time an alien, who puts on an adult form to prove her love to Yuma that old-fashioned way, and try and convince her to marry her and have an alien baby with her.

Then there’s Kako, who isn’t looking for love in her new school, but school star Ageha has other plans. “You’re my next one,” she tells Kako, who resists, but by the end is weakening…

There’s Yui and Miki who are in love with each other, but don’t know it. Desperate, Miki accepts “dream drops” candy from yet another cute munchkin and enjoys her relationship with Yui as a fantasy, only to find that Yui has been dreaming the same dreams with the dream drops.

And finally, we meet a nameless girl who has fallen for her beautiful classmate. They become friends, then best friends, and eventually so close, that the subject of her desire confides that she is in love too – with a guy. Her heart breaks, but her friendship remains.

Like most of Chi-Ran’s stories, the art is pretty and nearly impossible to follow because of the crazy-paving panel structure she uses. The stories appear on the page and quickly disappear from one’s mind, leaving only a vague impression like bubbles. A fitting image, really, for Chi-Ran’s evanescent, ephemeral work.

Ratings:

Art – 6
Stories – 6
Characters – 5
Yuri – 9
Series – 5

Overall – 6

This is the last of the second wave of Yuri Hime Comics I’ll be reviewing. Apple Day Dream and Nanami to Misuzu are up for grabs if anyone else wants to review them. The next ones I review will be from the third wave, starting with Mermaid Line.





RSOM Voting and Yuri Monogatari Project Reminders

March 13th, 2008

Just two quick reminders today.

The People’s Choice vote for Tokyopop’s Rising Stars of Manga closes tomorrow. So if you haven’t already, pop over and support Yuri Monogatari 5 contributor Niki Smith, by voting for her Yuri-themed “Crabapple Crush”!

And *speaking* of Yuri Monogatari, the Yuri Monogatari Project will be taking submissions through Saturday, March 15, and then it is closed. We’ve got some fantastic new creators in the project and we’ll be welcoming back several of our previous artists, as well. If you’d like to be part of the 2008 Yuri Monogatari project, please read the Submission Guidelines first. We look forward to your submissions!





Yuri Manga: Gakuen Alice, Volume 1 (English)

March 11th, 2008

It’s always nice to return to one’s roots – if only for a good laugh. My Yuri fannishness began with Sailor Moon, I whetted it on Utena and honed it into a finely-edged obsession on Maria-sama ga Miteru. So it’s kind of nice, in between the loads and loads of stuff for guys I read and watch, to take a step back into the shoujo world from time to time.

My sincere thanks to today’s review sponsor, Brent, for allowing me to do so.

Gakuen Alice is the first manga I simply decided to wait and read in English, not for any particular reason, except that I expected it to be out much sooner than it was. (Based on nothing but common sense, I believe that the delay was a conscious decision by Tokyopop to set this up as their flagship shoujo title after Fruits Basket ended.) I reviewed the anime originally in November 2004, and updated my review, with a pronunciation of “Yep, it’s Yuri” in April 2005. I knew then that the manga was not as Yuri as the anime; that only the early chapters really have the Mikan x Hotaru love-loveness. That’s okay. Today I am reviewing those early chapters. ^_^ (The anime closely followed the manga at the beginning, so for the basic premise, hit up that 2004 review.)

Since it’s been three years since I last thought about Gakuen Alice there was a lot I’d forgotten. Mostly, I’d forgotten how really obnoxious the whole Alice school setup was, with institutional bullying and uncontrolled and uncontrollable children. I’d also forgotten how freakin’ violent and depressing this story is in the early parts! Good god – *this* is what we give little girls to read for entertainment? I especially resent the constant sexual harrassment “gag” about the color of Mikan’s underwear – that’s not a funny thing at all to most little girls.

I’d also forgotten how hyper and funny Mikan is – and how much she really, truly loves Hotaru. And yes, I realize that their love is that of true friends, close enough to be sisters, and that it is unreasonable to expect that they become a couple (anime not withstanding,) but tell that to the translators! lol

This book is translated in a way that constantly beats you over the head with language that expresses Mikan’s love for Hotaru in a “love” kind of way. Like she’s setting out to find her soulmate, not a BFF. I know that it’s pandering and meant to be funny, but if you really want to – and what Yuri fan doesn’t – you can just interpret it literally. At the end of Volume 1, at least, there’s no doubt that Mikan is besotted. (Unless you want to doubt that. Then go right ahead.) In fact, the language is so over the top that it often seems like Mikan is repeating things she heard on TV and doesn’t really understand herself. Hotaru is, as in the anime, cold and distant. But that’s how Hotaru is – pretend it’s tough love and it’ll fit just fine into your understanding of the series as a “Yuri” story.

Tokyopop did a nice job on the reproduction, with clear tones (so important in shoujo manga) and a very decent translation. Some of the sound effects – the minor ones in particular – aren’t translated. The adaptation of the script is quite good – the characters even have voices of their own, something I rarely see in translated manga – sometimes because the original creators didn’t bother with voice, sometimes because the translators don’t have a good grasp of it. It’s important to me and sets a story above others in its class when I encounter it.

Ratings:

Art – 7
Story – 7
Characters – 7
Yuri – 4
Service – 3

Overall – 7

It was really nice to spend some time back in the shoujo world again and remember what it’s like to be a girl.





Yuri Manga: Yozora no Ouji to Asayake no Hime

March 10th, 2008

 Yozora no Ouji to Asayake no Hime (The Prince Night Sky and the Princess of the Sunrise) isn’t bad at all. For what it is. Which is another collection of stories from Yuri Hime magazine. Almost every story takes place in school, with the exception of the one Lady and her loyal ninja story. There are a few kisses and even the implication of more once or twice.

It’s not like this collection is bad – it isn’t. And there’s a general cheerful tenor. Nothing particular connects the stories – they remain exactly what they always were – Yuri one-shots. I didn’t dislike this collection – in fact, preferred the collection to the individual stories, as I am wont to do – but nothing really stands out here as exceptional. There’s happy Yuri, sad Yuri, slightly disturbing Yuri, funny Yuri, but it’s all much of a muchness. (Like Otome Cake, I mostly picked this volume up while I was in Tokyo because I was in Tokyo and it was there.) Like Last Uniform I don’t hate Hakamada’s work, but I can’t quite like it, either.

If you love her art or stories, then definitely get this book – I think it’s a damn sight better than Last Uniform. If you’re on the fence, save your money for something better like Rakuen no Jouken.

Ratings:

Art – 5
Characters – 5
Stories – 5
Yuri – 7
Service – 2

Overall – 5

As I glance over the collection I’m struck by an alternate opening to this review – “There are eight million stories in the Yuri City. These are a few of them.” I know very, very few of my readers will get that reference. I apologize. But it did strike me that way. ^_^