Yuri Light Novel: Ai Yuri Gakuin Youkoso

February 6th, 2010

It’s never a good sign when the clothes are a character in a story. There is the occasional exception to the rule, that’s true, but more often, it denotes a lack of certain qualities that make a story compelling. Qualities such as plot and character development.

And, indeed, Ai Yuri Gakuin Youkoso (愛百合女学院へようこそ) does lack both a plot and any character development. It goes so far as to have thoroughly unlikeable characters, as well, so the fact that most of them seem pretty miserable or are made to be miserable isn’t really that troubling. The only troubling thought that might possibly disturb a reader is that someone out there is actually enjoying this book.

Ichigo is a diminutive and infantile girl who dresses in clothing made by her beloved and adoring adoptive mother. (I do need to point out that this was the single likable quality of the book. Ichigo’s parents died when she was a baby and she absolutely loves and is loved dearly by her adoptive, doting parents.) Because the clothes her mother makes are so cute, Ichigo does not want to wear the school uniform, which is blue with big ugly red buttons and a scarf that clashes. This school is not supposed to have a dress code, which was a big selling point for Ichigo, but when she gets there, she finds that the pressure to conform is harsh. The Secretary and Treasuer of the Student Council, two odious twins Mariko and Ririko, conspire to torture her and ruin her clothes as often as possible. Even the teachers are assholes about it.

When Ichigo find herself without shoes, surrounded by mud, she is saved, then sexually molested by the President of the Student Council who can’t stop herself because Ichigo is so cute and her clothes are so adorable.

The rest of the book follows the President, Aika, as she has her way with a mostly unwilling Ichigo, until after the twins set Ichigo’s room on fire (thus destroying her closet full of cute clothes) and Aika saves her life. Then Ichigo realizes she’s in love with Aika after all, so it’s okay.

Wow, not too many wrong lessons there, huh? Not that any young, impressionable women are reading this book. This is Fanboy World, with nothing that has the vaguest hint of realism; not people, clothes, situations, nothing.

In fact, this book stank so badly, it’s another good candidate for the shredder. Unless one of you wants it. Tell me if you do in the comments and you can have it. It’s a novel not a comic. However, there are pictures by Chi-Ran, so if you like her work – which I really do not – then you might like it. I won’t even make you work for it. You can just *have* it. Really. Take it. Please.

Ratings:

Art – 6 skilled, yet yucky
Story – 2
Characters – 2
Yuri – 8
Service –

Overall – 2

I guess it’s nice that Yuri FanBoys have an imprint of their very own, but so far, I’m really finding Tiara Bunko books to be pretty darn unfun.



Yuri Manga: Shokitan

February 4th, 2010

shokitanI don’t know much about Sonoda Kenichi’s collection, Shokitan. I don’t know whether these are old stories that have just been collected, or new stories that have just been collected or both. I don’t know of much of anything about his work except Gunsmith Cats and Bugglegum Crisis/Crash. And I know absolutely nothing at *all* about Gall Force other than the title.

I saw Shokitan on the Japanese Yuri lists, thought, “yeah, I like his stuff” and bought it without reading a single word of any description of the thing.

The collection begins with some fetchingly 80s-haired color prints of the casts of Gall Force and BGC and some posters for stuff he’s done. The book ends with black and white illustrations for stuff he’s done. And in between are some stories that are side stories to stuff he’s done. Including Gall Force: Chapter of the Space, Gall Force: Chapter of the Earth and Bubble Gum [sic] Crisis.

The first story hits the ground running as Lufi vists her lover Mari in the hospital, only to be told that Mari is quitting the Attackers. Just to rub salt in this wound, the Attackers gets a new commanding officer, a very attractive, competent and highly decorated woman, who all the other women fall for right away. Lufi proceeeds to get very drunk and pick a fight with the new commander, who lays her flat without much effort. They share that they’ve researched one another, afford each other more than grudging respect and Mari returns to the group after all, so everyone lives happily ever after.

Meanwhile, in the next story, Cati is mortified to have nude pictures of her seen by anyone, even though they are clearly being used to build a zillion android copies of her. Rika shows interest in her, in a rather agressive manner and is turned away. But in the end, Cati realizes that Rika is a good, if rough-mannered, person and she approaches Rika to imply that a date is not out of the question.

No one will be surprised to learn that the BGC stories follow Nene as she does too much for too many people.

This was followed by two stories called “Moonbase 2099” which strongly, and I’m sure intentionally, reminded me of the TV show, “Space:1999.”

The next set of stories, “Kaanibaru Girls” was a fun short about three special-forces-like fighters, mostly shooting people during car chases. And robots.

“Mahou-maru no Hi” was an interesting little story about a dorky guy who, through the practice of black magic, suddenly finds himself buff, strong and about 30 years old. A hectic, terrible day ends with his arrest for a crime he didn’t commit. After he’s rescued by a friend, he endures a lot to reverse the spell.

The final short, “Wrestloid Baby” combined dolls, wrestling, artificial intelligence and WTF for a nice piece of entertainment.

Overall, a pretty decent collection – if you like Sonoda and are cool with his fetishes. If you’re not a fan, no need to bother. But if you are, or want to see Lufi kiss her “friend” Mari, well then, it’s a pretty decent collection!

Ratings:

Art – 7
Story – 7 For shorts, not too bad, really.
Characters – 7
Yuri – variable, from 0-6, depending
Service – 4

Overall – 7

For reasons that will remain obscure, I consider Sonoda, along with Go Nagai, an “slightly odd uncle” to Yuricon. So it’s always a pleasure to add him to Okazu. ^_^



Yuri Anime: Rin: Daughters of Mnemosyne, Volume 1 (English)

February 4th, 2010

2010 continues to be a year of wonder for Yuri fans, as we now have an inordinate amount of good and bad Yuri and Yuri-ish anime to watch in English.

Inexplicably among them, Funimation picked up Rin: Daughters of Mnemosyne which has one of my top 2 most favorite opening themes ever right now. “Retsu no Matataki” from Air Master is the eternal winner, but “Alsatia” just cracks me up every time I listen to it.

Let’s get the most important thing out of the way first: Mnemosyne, greek goddess of memory, pronounced: \ni-ˈmä-sə-nē. Thank you, Merriam-Webster.

In Rin: Daughters of Mnemosyne we meet Rin, an investigator of things as small as missing cats and as large as international terrorism and her sidekick Mimi. Rin and Mimi can die, but they can’t stay dead and are, therefore, immortal.

The first episode covers their meeting with Maeno Kouki, a young man with no memory. Their adventure brings them into contact with a corrupt pharmaceutical company, enemies in advanced stages of psychosis and zombie-like test subjects. And a missing cat.

This leads into an episode about a missing stamp and a missing brother who is actually an angel and an episode about a military cover-up and a lethal disease.

Time passes quickly in this series. We jump years from episode to episode. Rin, Mimi and their dog Genta, don’t change, but Maeno ages and technology changes, which are cues for the passing of time that are far more powerful than the opening marquee telling us what year it is.

In every case, the story is deeply strange, full of intensely bloody violence and physical and emotional sadism the likes of which I have never seen before in anime. This is not a series for the light-hearted or light-stomached. It’s not graphically represented. It’s just…obvious.

I know it probably makes me a terrible person, but I love how Rin is tracked over the years by Laura, who single-mindedly kills her over and over and over. I also like how Rin’s deaths become progressively more extreme. You think they can’t beat blowing her up with a bomb but…you’re wrong. Of course, Laura isn’t the real enemy – the real enemy is Apos, voiced perfectly by Ishida Akira.

Apos is a source of much confusion and consternation for viewers….personally, I view almost all the plot complications as handwaves that must be accepted in what is not exactly the most logical or well-constructed plot ever written. Since the story is largely a vehicle for pandering of about 70 kinds, if you’re gonna stress about Apos, then you probably shouldn’t watch this series.

Personally, I loved hearing Noto Mamiko voice Rin. This is probably as close as fans will ever get to hearing her actual speaking voice in a role. And Kagamiya Rie probably broke a few brains as Mimi. She was awesome.

The DVD comes with an extra commentary for episode 2, in which the American director and voice actors are just about as infantile as you’d expect. The word “boobs” is bandied about frequently and references to lesbianism are almost all in the “girls gone wild” sense. Despite that, I laughed once or twice anyway. :-)

There is BDSM and violence and sexual violence, straight sex and lesbian sex and more violence in this series. It’s not for the kiddies and probably not for most normal people. I liked it. :-)

Ratings:

Art – this series is a good reminder that not everything looks better on a large screen – 6
Story – Oh, come *on!* It’s a 4, maybe 5, but if you’re watching it for the story, you have completely missed the point.
Characters – 9
Yuri – 8
Service – 23.8

Overall – 8

Yes, I know my ratings make no sense. Neither did this anime.

Many, many thanks to Okazu Superhero Eric P. for making today’s review possible!



Yuri Manga: Yuri Hime S Volume 11

February 3rd, 2010

Yuri Hime S, Volume 11 comes with a calendar for 2010, each month with an illustration by one of the artists from the magazine. Whether you think it’s great or mediocre will entirely depend on whether you like the artists in this magazine. The front illustration is hitting Dengeki Daioh levels of icky and then it heads right into that paean to passive-aggressiveness, “Flower Flower.” Nina sees Shuu through the eyes of the common people who adore her and at the end she’s still passive-aggressive

 

The second story of the collection was so surprising, so breathtakingly stellar, that the bulk of my review today will be centered around it. Minamoto Hisanari’s “Fu-Fu” is a story that I have already read three times and cannot stop boggling at how it managed to be included in this magazine and thanking the deities that it has.

Today is the first day that Su-chan and Kina are living together. They are already a couple, and clearly have taken the next step forward in their relationship. Kina asks if she can be Su-chan’s hanayome. That is, her bride. Su-chan wants to know why the word “lovers” (koibito) isn’t sufficient. Kina answers that their relationship is more than just lovers, now that they are living together, and she’d like a word that recognizes that fact. She suggests the traditional word for a married couple, fufu. This word is written 夫婦 in Japanese, the first character symbolizes the husband and the second, the wife. Kina likens it to sushi. Tuna is maguro, but there are specific words for the parts of the tuna that are special, toro, chuutoro and ohtoro. Likewise, when a person takes a special place in your life, there ought to be a word for it.

Before I deliver the punchline here, let’s stake a step back and look at the magazine once more.

This is Yuri Hime S which, since it’s inception, has targeted the male, moe Yuri audience. This is an audience that is not particularly LBGT friendly in any country, preferring to see Yuri as entertainment and titillation for them, and nothing to do with real, probably ugly lesbians who don’t really want them to watch, so screw off.

This story is quite sweetly making a case for what is arguably one of the two main issues involved in the question of same-sex marriage. One is, obviously, an issue of unequal rights and benefits. The other, more pernicious issue, is that of wording. The word “marriage” is powerful, precisely because it gives a name to a very specific joining of two people that is recognized by their community, potentially their deity, and their government at *all* levels. Likewise, the words “husband” and “wife” are equally powerful because they provide an instant way to establish the relationship between two people that combines their emotional and legal existence in one word.

Significant other, girlfriend/boyfriend, lover, just do not do that. They don’t and all of us who have to correct, reply, cajole, point out and casually mention what we call the other person in our lives who happens to be of the same sex, know that.

And here is this quiet little Yuri manga addressing what is a traditionally ultra-conservative group of people. (I was at a lecture at the Japan Society in which a Japanese art professor excoriated otaku for clinging to outmoded gender roles and national identity (I.e., focusing on fantasies of male/Japanese supremacy) to the exclusion of all else, but I sincerely doubt that the American otaku in the audience realized that he was talking to them, as well. Updated: I just read a chapter of Genshiken which made the same point, in which a male otaku insisted it wouldn’t be right for him to sit on a subway when there was a woman with him. She said, “how typical of an otaku.”)

I read this story open mouthed, agape, amazed and exultant. No, still not the “L” word, but I will gladly bypass that conversation to resolve this one. I will give up the word Lesbian, to be able to call the woman I love, “my wife.”

That is exactly what Kina and Su-chan do. While they can never be fufu, 夫婦 , they decide that they will be fufu, 婦婦. A word I whole-heartedly approve of.

This is meant to be a continuing series, so I now have a grain of hope that Su-chan and Kina will cutely and sweetly train the male Yuri fans of Japan to have a clue. In fact, between this and Poor Poor Lips I have more than a grain of hope. (Day 33, 2010 is *still* the best year ever!)

“Konohana Teikitan” has fox girls in kimonos doing things cutely for people who like that kind of thing.

“Osanajimi to Yobanaide” is a drippy looking story about a love polygon at school, by an artist who draws drippy looking stories about love polygons at school.

“Zettai Shoujo Astoria” combines EVERYTHING. For pity’s sake, even the title is a combo of everything ever. Rito comes to a new school, with a mysterious “unicorn horn”pendant around her neck and finds herself in love, then enmity, with her roommate and there’s school mysteries and stuff, and fighting, too. This series is a total ice cream sundae of a series and all it needs is a transformation scene to have one of each and some sprinkles on top.

I’ve stopped reading “Honey Crush.” Not because it offended or disgusted. I just got tired of it. It failed to hold my attention.

“Hatsujou Jijou” by the same artist who drew “Love Cubic” so I skipped in on principal.

Twice as much blood than ever before in “Shinigami Alice” which is desperately flailing for a plot. Dead people everywhere this time, including the protagonist. I guess that means something will actually happen now.

I can’t believe I’m saying this. I was so happy to see “Kaichou and Fukukaichou” in this volume. I guess I just wore down from the constant onslaught of carnival-head Yuri. Fine, fine, I like Hakamada Mera – are you *happy*?!?

In “Casseopeia Dolce” Anna gets lots of kisses and is surprised when her doll talks. I can’t imagine why…the one doll has been talking since the beginning of the series. Oh, and for some reason, not a single bath was taken this chapter. Takagi is falling down on the job.

“Yuru Yuri” follows that. Again, I have no particular reason to not read it except that it doesn’t interest me.

Yoshitomi Akihito’s “Futari to Futari” looks like every one of his last fifteen stories. I think he’s played out, overstretched, something. There hasn’t been a single story in any of his stories in three magazines for over a year.

More fox girls, more “Konohana Teiktan” followed by the resurrected, but no more interesting than it ever was “Nanami to Misuzu.”

Another skipped story and this time, I can’t even be bothered to translate the title it’s so unappealing. lol

“Ko-no-hana-link” finally hits the big day of the school festival and an old relationship drops by to cause a scene in front of Chieri. I find the title ironic, because it’s honestly quite difficult for me to remember who is who and what their relationships are from chapter to chapter. I expect a collected volume will help with that. I don’t blame the story – in fact, that single fact makes me believe that there’s an actual *story* in here, something more complex than “Story A.” One day I will read all of it in a row and find out what’s actually going on. :-)

I’m sorry, I’m just not as resilient as I used to be, so I skipped “Hime-chan ha yappari tereya-san” purely on account of the art.

Uso Kurata’s “Apocalypse” went somewhere I didn’t expect. When Matsuhara accidentally breaks Natsu’s game system, she asks Natsu and their friends to go on without her and lends Natsu her system. They do, and meet up with a guy wandering alone. He’s a nice guy, so they team up for that adventure. He sees Natsu’s marriage ring – that oh-so-rare item – and is kind of flipped out when he hears that she’s exchanged it with another woman. He writes it off as being just a game thing, and her friends don’t help by calling Matsuhara her “friend.” Although it’s just a game, Natsu wants to make sure she doesn’t leave Matsuhara behind, and asks Shibachi to lend her system this time, to let Matsuhara catch up. Clearly, Natsu has some reconciling her real feelings and their game relationship to do. I’m totally interested to see where this goes. Plus I really like Kurata’s art.

And finally, there’s a two-page short of drippy art that once again I skipped.

I’m sorry I skipped so much, but I’ve gotten to the point that I’m not wasting my time reading stuff that doesn’t interest me anymore. If you mostly disagree with me and my opinions, if you just read the stuff I skipped, you should probably be satisfied. ;-)

Ratings:

Overall – 7

Overall, the magazine was just as variable as ever, but the entire thing was made worth it by “Fufu.” That was such a significant, amazing story that I’d recommend the magazine just for it alone.



Gunjo Preorder (Japanese edition)

February 2nd, 2010

As I mentioned on Saturday, I will be placing a bulk order for the first volume of Gunjo, so should you be uncomfortable ordering from a Japanese website on your own, you can order through me.

Here’s what I’ve come up with on costs for the Gunjo order. These have been rounded off for convenience to my brain.

Book – $10
Shipping From Japan – $5
Domestic Shipping – $5 (Priority mail)
International Shipping (this includes Hawaii, Alaska, Canada and Mexico, I’m afraid) – $15 (Priority)
Handling – $5

So, Domestic US (48 contiguous states) – $25
International – $35

I’ve added in a “Handling” charge to cover Paypal fees and packaging materials, which, sadly, do cost something. That makes the International cost $35, which is edging very close to you getting it on your own. But I don’t want to say US only, because I know that Europe always gets left out of the equation.

For what it’s worth, I am *only* shipping priority, because trust me, the alternative means your book goes for a week or two long vacation to a warehouse somewhere where it will be lost, probably forever.

So, I’ve listed the links below. Domestic will be $25/book, International will be $35/book and I apologize, but it’s still cheaper than $50/book, which is roughly what it would be if you ordered by yourself through Amazon JP with nothing else in the order.

Orders must be placed through Paypal, no money orders, because I don’t want to lose my mind doing this. :-)

The book won’t ship until it’s released, so let’s say, Pre-orders will be open until February 20 and then I close them.

Domestic Order – https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=QPE7LL64CHXT4

International – https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=YGJJXZ8WTV5B6

I hope this makes life easier, not harder, for you all. :-)