K-ON! Manga, Volume 1 (English)

November 16th, 2010

After two soul-scouring days, I couldn’t think of anything better for my mental well-being than reaching for Yen Press’ translation of K-ON, Volume 1.

There are so many things to like about K-ON! and really, only a few things not to like, so let’s get those out of the way first.

If you like your manga to have *meaning* and significance and plot and other IMPORTANT things, then K-ON! will be a disappointment to you. It’s a 4-koma, which means it’s a comic strip, meant to be superficial amusement. Like the cake Mugi serves, it’s refreshment, not nutrition.

And there is service. Of course there is service. For the same reason that western female action stars wear service-y clothes or pose provocatively, there are maid costumes and panty shots because that is what is expected by the largely male Japanese audience. For those of us not so sad as to require glimpses of underwear to make a series good, there is, at least, not very much service. This series mostly confines service in later volumes to pin-up chapter splash page art and a few silly dress-up scenes.

That’s it for the downside. On the upside is a biggie – this is a 4-koma comic strip that is actually *funny.* It made me laugh out loud a number of times. More importantly than humor though, it’s fun, entertaining, it makes me smile. In fact, that would be a good summation of the series – it makes me smile.

For the three of you who aren’t familiar with K-ON!, the story follows the daily life and club activities of the keionbu, the Light Music Club, (here translated as the Pop Music Club, a choice that is ably justified in the Translation notes) and the members thereof – flaky club president and drummer Ritsu, bubble-headed lead guitarist Yui, rich girl Tsumugi on keyboards, and bassist, lyricist and dysfunctionally shy Mio. The fact that they are all reasonably talented and Yui approaches idiot-savant levels of skill is the handwave we accept to make the story work. Added to the mix is the incredibly funny all by herself club advisor and homeroom teacher, Sawa-chan-sensei, whose secret makes me laugh every time they drag it out.

What made the anime stand out is the extra-super-duper bubblegum-pop stickyness of the music. There’s just no way to get Fuwa Fuwa Time out of one’s head once one has heard it. in fact, the only CD I bought this time in Japan was the double CD Studio Mix/Cassette Mix of K-ON! songs、Houkago Tea Time II. I just adore how loopy the songs are.

What makes the manga a fun read is – everything. Ritsu’s flakiness, Mio’s teasable personality, Mugi’s play-along mentality and Yui’s bubble-headedness. But I admit to a special fondness for Mugi – not just because her fantasies are the sole Yuri in the first volume, but because she’s she so ready to do whatever the silliest, most-fun, least-responsible thing suggested is. She’s always game for…whatever. Mugi is my favorite character.

I suppose I should spend a moment reviewing Yen’s production. It’s very good. The only visible difference is the paper. Glossy color vs matte color pages just isn’t an issue to me. In every way this presentation holds up to the original. The *only* thing Yen does that sort of jars has nothing to do with the production value at all. They present translation notes in a left-to-right format, but put the pages in a schizoid order, so that they are neither really right-to-left or left-to-right. Reading from the Left, they are Page 3-4-1-2 and reading from the Right they are laid out 2-1-4-3, neither of which works. I understand that when the book is held open it’s 1-2, then turn the page to 3-4, but it’s really schizoid when you consider it from a larger perspective. Again, not a complaint, just something of note.

Detractors insist that the characters don’t seem real, or that there’s nothing to the story or that they just don’t see the appeal. All of these are completely valid, but I have to say that I have rarely watched or read a series that reminded me of my days in band in high school. K-ON! reminds me quite a bit of the best of those days.

Ratings:

Art – 7
Characters – 10
Story – 9
Yuri – 3 for “Mugi-vision”
Service – 3 for the whole underwear thing, but other than that, it’s probably more like a 1

Overall – 9

I LOVED the Music Theory 101 on the last pages. A nice, friendly touch to end a nice, friendly volume with the ladies of Afterschool Tea Time.

Thanks very much to Yen Press for allowing me an advance look at this volume. It was the best thing I’ve read in days by far and away. ^_^



Baba Yaga Manga, Volumes 1 & 2

November 15th, 2010

Today’s review goes out to all of you out there who like Shitsurakuen and other “excessive violence against submissive women”-type manga. (I want to apologize to all the rest of you today. It’s going to be a second day in a row of skankiness and misery. I just want to get these books off my pile before I move on to anything else. So, sorry in advance.)

Many of you are familiar with the creative team Kizuki Akira and Satou Nanki from their work Ebisu-san to Hotei-san. If you like the aforementioned work, I strongly suggest you avoid the Baba Yaga (バーバ・ヤガー) series with all your might. While I felt that “Shrimp Mayo” could have been a stronger story, I very much feel that Baba Yaga, Volume 1 and Volume 2 could not be worse. This series is, in a word, repulsive.

The story is not terribly important, as it’s primarily a vehicle for the continued emotional, physical and quasi-sexual battering of a girl (well, two really,) by a guy who is deeply deranged…and yet, not stopped by anyone, even when they know it’s him. Individual beatings and attempted rapes are sometimes aborted, but the man himself is left to go free and, shocker, does it again. And again. And again. The best bits are when people watch this guy beat a girl near to unconsciousness and blame her for it. As you can imagine, I had to put the book down, breathe and convince myself not to mail bomb the authors, the publishers and every last one of the readers of this misbegotten series.

Yuri comes in the person of the one good, decent character, a woman who does her best to stand between the punching bag protagonist and every other character in the story. In a story less filled with filth, she would simply be a friend, but in this kind of story, the main character’s feeling for her are out of proportion…so, fake Yuri.

Ratings:

Art – 6
Characters – 2
Story – 1
Yuri – 0
Service – 10

Overall – 1

This series was, in a word, vile.



Yuri Manga: Sukoyaka Paradigm Shift

November 14th, 2010

You know what the Doppler Effect is, right?

Sukoyaka Paradigm Shift (すこやかパラダイムシフト) is, to me, the low, lingering fanboy hum of Yuri moving away from an old perspective to a new one.

No matter how many decent love stories we get, no matter how we turn our eyes towards stories of women who are genuinely in love with other women, crappily drawn and written stories full of meaningless interaction that has to be supposed to be Yuri, full of fake bodily fluids and fake bukkake and fake plot and fake characterization will always be there. Like cosmic background microwave radiation, it will never quite go away.

Dear gentlemen, one girl looking at (unbelievably because of a contrived hose accident) wet underwear with shock! eyes is NOT an indication of love for another girl. Hope that helps.

Ratings:

Art – 5 at best
Characters – 0
Story – 4 at best
Yuri – 7
Service – 8

Overall – Bleah

I made a choice in Toranoana, to either buy this or Zettai Shoujo Astoria (which I knew I would not care much about.) I believe I made the wrong decision. However, it did provide me with a chance to use not one, but two Physics references in this review, so it all balances out.



Yuri Network News – November 13, 2010

November 13th, 2010

Thanks to everyone for your patience while I gadded about the globe. We’re back with a Yuri Network Report that’s sure to thrill…or something.

Live Action Movies

From the “ehhh?” file, we’ve got news of Sam Raimi and Rob Tapert, the creative team behind Xena, Warrior Princess picking up the option for a live-action movie version of Bee Train’s Noir. Immediately upon my tweeting this, fans began saying incredibly stupid things like, “It’ll be good as long as they keep Canta Per Me” or “Ohh, maybe that means they’ll do El Cazador too!” Quick note folks – they will change *everything,* location, stories, music, everything and no, they will not also do El Cazador. Get past that now, it’ll save a lot of tiresome teeth-gnashing down the line, supposing this project goes anywhere at all. Thanks. ^_^

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Yuri Manga

The reborn Yuri Hime magazine will hit the shelves this week!

Also out this week is Kazuma Kowo’s Sayonara Folklore from Yuri Hime Comics.

And, at last, the final volume of GIRL FRIENDS by Morinaga Milk is available! I’d like to take this opportunity to ask all of you who have been enjoying this manga by reading scanlations to please *support* the artist by purchasing the manga. If even a third of you do, it will make a big difference to her.

Let me also call your attention to a new anthology called Flower Festa, which is a group work by a number of doujinshi artists – each artist has contributed a character, and a story using any or all of the characters submitted by the others. One of my favorite artists, Houjou KOZ of Circle UKOZ has contributed. It’s a neat premise and it looks like the execution will be fun.

Yuri Anthology Hirari is launching the 3rd volume with a new name – Pure Yuri Anthology Hirari, which I think is pretty indicative of the “slightly before story A” type stories that have been running in it.

And my last bit of news this week is a kind of WTF moment, as (according to the book covers in the stores) the third Volume of Morita-san ha Muguchi, slated for late next February, will come with a short anime. If you recall, this series is about a girl who never speaks, so the idea of it being turned into an anime is quite silly.

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That’s a wrap for this week.

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Zombie-Loan Manga, Volumes 8,9,10 (English)

November 12th, 2010

Zombie-Loan, Vol. 8Zombie-Loan is a “loud” manga. The characters scream a lot, they fight a lot, they shout at one another a lot. There is a lot of expository discussion by characters who “hmmph” dismissively at the protagonists’ lack of knowledge, then proceed to monologue the entirety of the story, with punctuations of shouts of denial by the listeners.

For an action manga, there’s a lot of talking.

For a complicated plot, there’s lots of fighting.

For an occult story, there’s a ton of humanity …

Zombie-Loan, Vol. 9…and for a story about people, there’s a lot of handwaves of magic, and spells and powers being thrown around.

In the end, I find Zombie-Loan to be absolutely exhausting with very little payoff.

However, by Volume 10, Michiru is really starting to get a clue or three about her own existence and in a cliffhanger/climax she begins, for the first time, to truly assert herself.

To save Koyomi no less, although it might be too late.


Zombie-Loan, Vol. 10The rest of the characters remain rather uninteresting to me, to be honest. The more the two boys yell, the less I can hear them. So it’s rather unfortunate that the bulk of these three volumes is mixed up in Shito’s backstory of angst, incestuous affection, misery, eternity, depravity and more angst. Snooze.

Just to sort of extra super duper piss me off, it turns out that Yomi, while living inside Koyomi, is a sort of refined male spirit made from the unwanted male children of Koyomi’s family. So…the one bit of Yuri we had to hold on to is not, and Koyomi is reduced to a vessel and a nonentitiy just as we were kind of getting to like her.

 

Ratings:

Art – messy
Characters – angsty
Story – scattered
Yuri – nonexistent
LoserFanBoy – must exist

Overall – loud

I’ve read a few of the recent chapters of Zombie-Loan in GFantasy magazine, and it’s more of the same – screaming, always with the screaming. But they’ll have to do it without me. 10 Volumes is more than enough for me to decide that this manga is just too loud for me to read.

I would like to take this opportunity to thank Kate Dacey for Volume 10 of this set. It will be going to a good home at the library. Thank you very much!