Kiddy Grade Anime, Viridian Collection (English)

December 4th, 2008

In the future, humans have taken to the stars and, by Star Century Zero-One-Sixty-Five, have populated many systems. But human nature doesn’t change and power in commerce and politics remain the privilege of an elite oligarchy. In a society where corporate espionage, sabotage and corruption are more common than war, the Galactic Organization of Trade and Tariffs, known as the GOTT, acts to balance interstellar business and law. For the most dangerous missions, GOTT has created a special task force of extraordinarily talented individuals – the ES squad. The members of the ES class function in pairs, taking on dangerous missions against corrupt governments and monopolistic business entities, to ensure fair trade and labor practices in the galaxy.

Two of these ES members are Éclair and Lumiere, young women with extreme fighting and computer cracking abilities. Whether they are taking on the elite Nouvlesse, those born of original Earth stock, or a legal cartel that pursue illegal activities, Éclair and Lumiere bring quick wits and even quicker reflexes to the mix. Nothing – not even betrayal by their own organization, will stop them from doing their jobs…elegantly. This is the story of Kiddy Grade.

The Viridian Collection contains all 24 episodes of this series and it is my sincere pleasure to thank Okazu superhero Eric P. for sponsoring today’s review!

Kiddy Grade begins at the GOTT headquarters where a school tour is visiting the building. To the students’shock and horror, the premises are invaded by a troop of soldiers. But, the two young women who appear to be nothing more than receptionists leap into action and defeat the invaders. The entire invasion is revealed (or, more likely, explained away) as a “show,” designed to let visitors know how well protected they are. Thus, we also are introduced GOTT ES members Éclair and Lumiere.

Episodes follow the two ES agents on a variety of missions, from uncovering government-run piracy to protecting members of the elite Nouvlesse. We meet the other members of the ES grade and learn about their abilities, as well. But, this kind of episodic action tale is not enough to make a series so, inevitably, a larger crisis begins to unfold. Éclair notices that she and Lumiere are being set up for failure and ultimately, they are betrayed by their own organization. In the usual “storm before the calm’ their own organization repudiates – and seeks to purge – them, leaving them fugitives from GOTT. How they retain their dignity and regain their status makes up the second half of the series.

It’s not until the story turns away from stock action to a more introspective look at intrigue and betrayal, that we feel any connection with the characters. The more inhuman the situation, the more we reach into Éclair and Lumiere’s innate humanity.

Their mysteriously shadowed backstory is far more interesting than the flippant tone of the beginning adventures. It’s no wonder, really – we all prefer our heroes to be flawed and in pain, so we don’t begin to envy them. Angst takes the place of great drama. When the partners are confronted with the truth of their pasts, the series begins to pick up some real energy.

All of the ES members function closely with their partners, but there’s a particularly intense emotional connection between Éclair and Lumiere, with the clear indication that, despite their age gap, Lumiere knows more about Éclair’s history than she does. In fact, it appears that *everyone* at GOTT knows more about Éclair’s past than she does and all that remains is for her – and us – to learn the whole truth…which will of course lead us to the larger truth of what is actually going on inside GOTT.

Our protagonists are repeatedly stated to be children, so any emotion between them, while valid and intense, can be written off as “immature” love – that “Story A” space that Japanese love so much. And these two were very popular as slash material when the series came out. (As were Tweedledee and Lumiere.) Yuri is mostly apparent in suggestive screencaps and Newtype art, but the emotional connection that bonds them together as a pair, rather than just as partners is pretty front and center. However, the obsession with their youth jars harshly with the inevitable panty shots all through the series. If they are so very young, can’t we refrain from looking up their absurdly short skirts? Surely we, as an adult audience, can exhibit some delicacy – elegance, if you will.

Kiddy Grade has all the elements of a great space opera/action series, but there’s lack of vitality in the action scenes, especially in early episodes. Corrupt elite, government conspiracies, mysterious backstories, superhuman powers, powerful space weapons, interstellar travel and skimpy outfits can’t make up for thin plots.

This series is “old” now, originally airing in 2002, and the video reflects both age of the series – and it’s ability to stand up to time and tide. There’s a certain lack of three-dimensionality to the characters and their interaction with the background, but nothing that stands out as particularly intolerable. On an older TV like mine, without a separate sound system, the sound quality on the English audio track is thin as compared with the Japanese track. There’s a shadowy feel to the music, and the sound effects seems to be coming from behind a screen. (One of the ongoing arguments I constantly make against always encoding for the newest equipment means that those of us who aren’t upgrading every year are left in the dust.)

The Japanese translation is rough in some places – an inevitable consequence of made-up sci-fi and a lack of an adaptation process.

The Extras provide a nice selection of things that are not just advertisements for other Funimation products (I can’t be alone in thinking that ads for other series really aren’t an extra, can I?) The Art Gallery slide show is neat, but not likely to hold my attention for long, Textless OP/Eds are nice to haves. Character profiles are bizarrely repeated, not only across several disks, but occasionally on a single disc across several Extra options. Trailers and other advertising are de rigueur these days.

Ratings:

Art – 7
Story – 8
Characters – 8
Yuri- 2
Series – 3

Overall – 8

When this series originally aired, I made it about halfway through before I gave up. So my initial expectation was low. But as the series progressed away from the pat superhero Éclair saves the day plots, I found myself thinking that Kiddy Grade was much better than I remembered.



This Week in Yuri – November 29, 2008

November 29th, 2008

This week is a veritable cornucopia of Yuri news!

Yuri Live-Action

There’s little more than a promotional image and a bundle of hope, but AIC has announced that a live-action Bugglegum Crisis is not entirely fantasy. Will we finally get the totally dyke-y Priss we want and deserve? Probably not. lol But we can hope, can’t we?

Fans of Yuricest will want to keep an eye out for Brulee, a movie that stars twin sisters, playing twin sisters that are separated and, upon reunion, fall in love with one another. Expect dry, unromantic Japanese kiss scenes. :-)

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Yuri Anime

With the US release of the second season of Maria Watches Over Us just around the corner, and the fourth season of Maria-sama ga Miteru coming this January, we’re all aquiver for Marimite news around here. And boy do we have it! To celebrate the fourth season, a New Year’s Eve event has been announced in Japan. Not only will it feature sneak peeks at the fourth season – it will also feature a 3-dimensional “story so far.” LOL How’s that for an exciting use of CG, huh? Long lingering shots of the 3-D Rose Mansion, the table in the council room, Catholic schoolgirls standing around talking…. (I’m guessing that it’s based on designs created for the Bara no Yakata in Second Life and expanded from there.) I’m sure it will be cool, if a little weird.

And exciting news for the three or so of you who enjoyed it, Project ICE is being made into a movie for the theaters. Two streaming trailers are available online now.

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Snatches of Yuri

It’s almost December, and therefore the publishers of Yuri Hime, Ichijinsha, are gearing up for their winter releases. The 18th of the month will see the next Yuri Hime S magazine, and several collections from same.

Keep your eyes open for links to order the first collected volumes of Flower Flower, Honey Crush and Cassiopeia Dolce. Also Otome Kikan Gretel which will be the only one I’m planning on getting for myself.

Also coming out this month (pun intended, yes) is the second and final volume of Strawberry Shake Sweet. And a second volume of the light novel Wild Bouquet, this one subtitled “The Flower Whose Name Means Desire.” Sounds spicy, but I’m not holding my breath. (Review of the first volume of Wild Bouquet to come soon, btw.)

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Yuri Games

No specifically Yuri, but the game Fable II for the Xbox is being given same-sex options on partnering, with dialogue that is supposed to be more representative of those relationships. Since one of the creators is gay, the dialogue will at least be more representative of a gay male relationship. The only lesbian option mentioned in the article I read was a cross-dressing pregnant lesbian, which didn’t really make me sit up and go “yay” or anything. lol (The wife says “God, you’re never satisfied, are you?” lol)

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One last thing – this a personal request. If you are considering purchasing *anything* from Amazon or Amazon Japan this holiday season, please consider doing so through the Yuricon Shop. Just click through any item at all and then go ahead and shop as usual. It won’t cost you anything extra and it will give me referrer fees that are, at the moment, much needed. Many thanks in advance.

And that wraps it up for now – happy Yuri hunting until next week!



Sunshine Sketch Manga, Volume 2 (English)

November 28th, 2008

In Volume 2 of Sunshine Sketch, Yuuno is settling into life at the Hidamari dorms. School life is filled with quizzes no one studies for, class trips, midterms no one studies for, festivals, lunchtimes, final exams no one studies for, waking up late and falling asleep in class, eating food, taking baths and other minutiae of happy school life. Just like in Volume 1.

Here was my freshman high school year schedule:

5AM Wake up
5-7 – commute to school, then to the YMCA
7-8AM Swim team practice
9:00 arrive at school late, exhausted and with red, puffy eyes so the junkie who sat next to me wondered what I’m on (totally a true story)
2:50 PM – class gets out, go to German Club/Trivia Team/Marching Band depending on day of the week
5:30-6:00 PM eat dinner
7PM-10:00 PM Swim team meet/football game/band competition

When I think about it, I cannot imagine how I passed. When the heck did I do my homework? (Well…I know how I passed geometry. A belated thank you to Suzanne for turning the pages in my book, and nudging me when I snored, and Edmund for doing all of my homework, except the stuff I cribbed off Barbara and Celeste.)

Anyway….

Yuuno’s life is about that level of busy too. She is joined in these daily hijinks by Sae and Hiro, who really would make a great couple if they were left to it, and punchline-girl Miyako, without whom all the setup would be wasted.

Yuri is pretty much on one page – two related gags that pair Hiro and Sae up and make the unneccessary extra point that Sae=Yuri, in case we managed to suddenly look away from the page at the key moment – something that is later negated for no reason whatsoever. It makes me wish I could see the continuing adventures (alternate fanfic version) where Hiro pursues Sae and they live happily ever after.

Ratings:

Art – 7
Story – 7
Characters – 7
Yuri – 1
Service – 2

Overall – 7

Another amusing 4-koma comic strip that makes pleasant reading, but leaves no lingering flavor.

Thanks be to Dean C’s sponsorship of this moment of nostalgia! Dean – email me and get your “Okazu hero” badge for display on website, blog, email or wherever fine digital badges are displayed. ^_^



Yuri Anime: Shoujo Sect OAV 3

November 27th, 2008

Here we are, at the final OAV of the Shoujo sect anime. And compared with the last two volumes, it was way closer to the manga. But….

Okay, so, Ma-ya and Shinobu have their little moment, and Shinobu is molested by the evil sempai. That situation was changed around a bit, but the rewrite didn’t kill the scene particularly. Momoko’s reaction was modified, for the worse, I think. The fire extinguisher wasn’t just an expression of violence – it was an absolute expression of just how deeply Momoko felt about Sempai’s attack on Shinobu.

The end too was rewritten slightly. Instead of Momoko moving away, and Shinobu and she having a reunion after four months, we harken back to the their first meeting on the playground and their first kiss (which had also been changed from the manga.) This leads into the final sex scene for the series.

And that, I’m sorry to say is where this series is a complete turkey. Porn, unless I’m mistaken, is meant to be sexually titillating. Listening to the voice actresses suck and slurp and lick so absurdly in this volume was absolutely laughable, and a little nauseating. I get it, I do. Sounds have to be exaggerated for effect, but uh…no. A thousand times, no. When I turned the sound off, the sex scenes weren’t that bad, but when I offered an earphone to the wife for a moment she said, “Eww?!” and made the same scrunchy face I myself wore. Each to their own, and all, but for me, the best part of the sex in this anime was that each scene was short, due to time constraints.

What did you think of this series?

Ratings:

Art – 6
Story – 4
Characters – 6
Yuri – 9
Service – 8

When the sex in a piece of porn is the least good thing, you know you’re watching a real turkey.

And speaking of turkey – in the spirit of the Thanksgiving, I would like to express my thanks to all of you, my readers, fans, Okazu heroes and superheroes! I couldn’t do it without you!



Yuri Manga: Hanjuku Joshi, Volume 1

November 26th, 2008

Hanjuku Joshi (Half-baked Woman) is one of two collections of stories that were distributed by Yuri Hime magazine, as part of their cell phone service in Japan. Kinda neat, huh?

You know how it is. Whatever kind of body/hair/face you have, you want something else. And Yae is no different. She’s got a cute, curvaceous, feminine body, and soft, fluffy hair. She likes sewing. She’s as girly as a girl could be – and she hates it. Which is why its so vexing to be told how feminine she is all time. And even more so when tall, athletic, Chitose – who is everything Yae wishes she was, including not at all self-conscious about her body – tells her so.

Yae is still reeling from the difference from her previous co-ed schools in regards to relations between students, so she’s not really ready for the feelings she’s having for Chitose. And she’s totally not ready for Chitose to return them. And, just to make it all that much more awkward and painful, she’s not definitely not up to being teased by Hanashima Mari, the cool, beautiful upperclassman who mocks Yae and Chitose for “playing” at love, calling them “half-baked women”, right before she skips class to hit a hotel with her current beau. When, later that day, they stumble across Mari and their female homeroom teacher in a compromising position in the library, everything gets even more complicated than before.

In the end, the story is about not one, but two love relationships, about healing old wounds and finding one’s self.

On the Yuricon Mailing List, I stated that I thought that this book might well be the most perfect “Yuri” manga I’d ever seen. It’s not really a story of anyone coming out – there is some sense of identity, but not so much that it changes the story to a lesbian one. No, the focus here is on “Yuri,” in the sense of lesbian content, not lesbian identity, a classic school setting and first love…and all that “pure” and “innocent” love stuff that fanboys love so much. (Although, for people who like their Yuri “pure” and “innocent” no one ever seems to object when they end up sleeping together.)

Ratings:

Art – 8
Story – 7
Characters – 9
Yuri – 9
Service – 6

Overall – 9

Hanjuku Joshi was not my absolute favorite collection from this last batch of Yuri Hime manga, but it was very enjoyable. I always enjoy Morishima’s work, and always look forward to the next one.