Oshi ga Budokan Ittekuretara Shinu, Volume 7 (推しが武道館いってくれたら死ぬ )

August 9th, 2021

Until late last night, this review was going to be completely different. I had a whole review planned out and was all ready to joke about Path #4 on my Choose Your Own Adventure and then mere pages from the end of the volume, it went to hell in the form of a “joke” so excruciating, so forced, so stupid, I just stared, aghast.

So instead of the review I was going to write about how, Oshi ga Budokan Ittekuretara Shinu, Volume 7 (推しが武道館いってくれたら死ぬ ) was maybe not so bad, maybe it had gotten past it’s awful, terrible, unfunny plot complication that Maina and Eri can’t communicate well, or at all, it fucking SLAMMED down a joke, so bad that I hate the creator twice – once for making me think they can write a story, maybe, and once for not being able to write a goddamned story.

I know, I know. I KNOW. I do this every time with Hirao Auri. At this point we all just have to admit it’s a form of flagellation. Leave me to my hair shirt and flail.

You want to know the worst part? For 6 chapters this volume was GOOD. It really was! Maina and Eri could get whole sentences out and the absurd thing that happened actually made things better and the back stories of all the other ChamJam members had depth and the struggle with using their real names was interesting and it was a solid volume! And then in the fucking omake chapter….it goes to hell. For a stuuuuuupid, unfunny joke.

Yes, we get it. Eri is not screwed together tightly we get it. But no, that..no. My fucking god, how does the editor not jump over the table, screaming. This is why I am not a editor for a living, kids. I would be behind bars, ranting about excruciating characters and terribly, awful unfunny jokes that ruined acceptably interesting volumes.

Ratings:

Seriously? This manga is fucking enraging.

ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH

To express my feelings properly, I would like to share this image that was created by my friend Erin Finnegan as part of a comic she drew to fully illustrate her feelings on the end of the KareKano manga.

This panel lives rent free in my head. Especially when I am reading something by Hirao Auri.


One last note….Aya’s kimono, was genuinely, perfect. That joke worked.



End Blue ( エンドブルー)

August 8th, 2021

Today we continue on our “choose your own adventure” of reading books by creators you know and about whom you were cautiously optimistic.

Path #1 was high hopes lead to success! Path #2 was low expectations lead to success! Today we are on Path #3. So let’s get set the storyline.

Iruma Hitoma has had some significant success with his novels. In 2013 I read Adachi and Shimamura (安達としまむら), Volume 1 in Japanese and was not impressed. Since then I have read several other of his books with varying opinions. Of those, I only found one worth reviewing, Shoujo Mousouchuu (少女妄想中。) Overall, I consider him an inconsistent writer. So when he was picked for the Bloom Into You novel series about Sayaka, I was not well pleased. Trust me, this is relevant.

In the end, the three Sayaka volumes were excellent. I have reviewed all three here in English and Japanese and consider them a fantastic spin-off to a decent series. But this did not stop me from considering Iruma inconsistent. Because Sayaka was not his character and he was working with an already-established storyline and character and with that character’s creator. In the end, the series was fantastic and it had a full measure of everything I felt that Iruma’s writing lacks.

So, when Iruma and Nakatani said they were teaming up again, I was cautiously optimistic. Can Nakatani bring something to the project that will fill that deep void in Iruma’s writing?

So here we are at Path #4. Bad End.


I tried, I really did, but the problem with Iruma’s writing is that as much as in, say Adachi and Shimamura, we’re locked inside the heads of two girls, and have to listen to their thoughts, they never thing about anything, they just think. “What is this, I don’t know,” is not interiority, it’s fluff.

In End Blue, written by Iruma Hitoma and illustrated by Nakatani Nio, each scenario appears to be about someone returning to “that town” again for the first time in a long time. Kana meets up with Miyabi, whom she met that once. Seri runs into her old lover Ao, but ends up with her younger cousin, Mei, in a not-really-okay ending.

Every story I finished wondering what was it about. The writing feels like an RPG – she does this, she does that. No one has any interior life. No motivations, no anything, unless it fits the action. And they don’t think about things, they just think.

What are reviews for, she wondered as she wrote a review.  Then she shrugged and guessed someone else needs reviews or they wouldn’t be written.

I can cope with that kind of writing a little bit, but at some point I give it up as a bad job. It’s a sucking vortex of ennui. The illustrations for the books are pleasant and, if the characters has any personality, might fill in details, but if I told you the book took place at an airport and these people were strangers who met and parted, you’d find them to be as accurate as they are for people coming back to “that town” and seeing people they know.

I was really looking forward to this book and I hope that, if you read it and enjoyed it, you’ll let us know, but for me, it’s a bad end.

Ratings:

Art – 7 Nice, but since the characters have no personality, it’s just nice pictures
Story – 4 A murderer shows up. I still don’t know why. No one is murdered. I’m not joking.
Characters – 4 They could have been one character because they all talked/thought the same way, except for Kana, who I hope ends up okay. Miyabi doesn’t seem that good for her.
Yuri – 9 We are told that people are lovers and they sometime admit to it
Service – 7 Sadly, yes, the entire first story. “Can I touch it?” For fuck’s sake Miyabi.

Overall – 4, maybe 5.

By the point of the book where I gave up, the only character I could sympathize with was the bird.

Path #4, I died of dystentery, or boredom. Either way, I’m dead. This book was disappointing.



Yuri Network News – (百合ネットワークニュース) – August 7, 2021

August 7th, 2021

Yuri Events

There are a double handful of spaces left for the 20th Anniversary Yuricon Community Event. I hope you will join James Welker, Verena Maser and myself for an event celebrating you, the global Yuri fandom – in one week, on August 14, at 8AM Eastern US time on zoom.

 

Yuri Studio

We have a new video up on Yuri Studio. Following S02 E03 Gateway Yuri Anime Part 1: The 1990s, in which we looked at anime that had a powerful impact on developing what we now think of as the Yuri fandom, in Yuri Studio S02 E04 Gateway Yuri Anime, Part 2: The 2000s  we talk about the anime that helped a new Yuri fandom grow and evolve! Please do not forget to like this video on Youtube and subscribe to the channel. It is a huge help.

 

We have plans for more events, more videos and more direct support of
queer creators and reviewers – and we need your help to do it. 
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Yuri Manga

Out now from Seven Seas, we have the conclusion of Days of Love at Seagull Villa, Volume 3 and Doughnuts Under A Crescent Moon, Volume 2!

Coming next winter from Seven Seas, we are getting Monologue Woven For You, a full-color Yuri manga that has been on my to-read pile for months. I’d better get to it!

Shizuku is directly involved in Kaori’s trauma, but wants sincerely make it up to Kaori in Volume 1 of Kimi to Tsuzuru Utakata, (君と綴るうたかた). Complicating matters, Kaori is Shizuku’s favorite author!

In Doukyuusei no Oshi Sakka ni Yuri Mousou ga Bareta Kekka (同級生の推し作家に百合妄想がバレた結果) a classmate finds her classmate is the writer of her favorite Yuri novel! Which is like the same plot as above without trauma.

The Manga Park app has sample pages of a new occult Yuri comedy up for free in Japanese. Occultken ha Sonzashinai!! (オカルト研は存在しない!!) is also coming to Japanese shelves as a collected Volume 1 later this month.

 

Yuri Anime

The historical fantasy Yuri manga Uchi no Shishou ha Shippo ga Nai, about a Tanuki who learns Rakugo from a Kitsune woman is getting an anime adaptation! ANN’s Egan Loo has casting details and Alex Mateo has the rest of the story. I reviewed volume 1 of the manga here last winter.

Adrian Hazra on ANN has the news that Retrocrush has picked up Revolutionary Girl Utena Movie – The Adolescence of Utena for streaming.

 

Yuri Doujinshi

This news item was a whole story in 4 panels: Lilyka has licensed a new doujinshi (Yay!) call Hakuba Run. It’s an action adventure story! (YAY!) I’ll just go over and read that synopsis….(What the ever-loving fuck? What did I just even read?) I won’t spoil…go read that synopsis for yourself. It’s an adventure, for sure.

 

Yuri Light Novels

Seven Seas tweeted that Roll Over and Die: I Will Fight For An Ordinary Life With My Love and My Cursed Sword, Volume 4 is on shelves. It’s been a pretty violent series, even so, let me suggest you read Sean Gaffney’s review before picking this one up. 

 

Other News

Hayate x Blade Fans! Hayashiya-sensei has put together another round of limited shirts on her webstore. Some of the Black Group characters are available and Nagi and her shinyuu.

AkiYanagi on Twitter wants us to know that Yahoo News JP announced that  Takarazuka will be making an appearance at the Olympics closing ceremony, with a Rose of Versailles performance.

Among a number of other anime/manga homages at the Pandemic Games, the Uzbekistan rhythmic gymnastics team performed their routine to Sailor Moon theme Moonlight Densetsu.

Princess Weekes has news on The Mary Sue that Renee O’Connor and Lucy Lawless will be teaming up for some episodes in Lawless’ new series. It’s heart-warming to know that they are still out there, enjoying their fandom enjoying them. ^_^

The Journal of Anime and Manga Studies is a relatively new open-access peer-reviewed academic journal about anime and manga studies. This journal is hungry for your submissions and is a fantastic resource for independent scholars. You can find them on Twitter, where they retweeted this discussion by Billy Tringali on the Importance of LGBTQ+ Representation in Anime.

JAMS also shared ANN CEO and Publisher Christopher MacDonald’s editorial about How Much Does It Cost to License Anime? This was a direct response to the AnimeTube debacle of a Kickstarter that expected to license anime for bout $4 an episode, so was probably only 100000x off projection.

 

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Even Though We’re Adults, Volume 2

August 6th, 2021

Yesterday I said we were playing a “choose your own adventure” in reading works by creators you already had opinions about. Yesterday, we walked down Path #1 with a work that was pleasantly excellent. Today we’re doing a second path, as we look at Even Though We’re Adults, Volume 2 by Shimura Takako.

In Volume 1, we met Akari, a lesbian who has had some bad luck with partners and Ayano, a married woman, for whom Akari falls. If indeed that was the sum and total of the plot, it would be merely all right, but in this series, nothing ever is exactly what it seems to be.  Ayano is not at all the person she appeared to be and, we learn in this volume, there was a whole other Ayano in school, where she was tall and boyish.

Akari …well, she’s a decent human and it’s hard to not like her. She’s just looking for someone to be happy with and it’s not at all making her happy that she has feelings for a married woman. In fact, she’s pretty damn pissed about it. In this volume we also learn that she has previously been down this road and it did not go well for her, so we can completely sympathize.

Even Ayano’s husband Wataru is decent. He’s a guy whose life has been thrown into a series of chaotic situations and he’s trying to stay afloat. When his father becomes ill in Volume 2, he and Ayano get roped into moving back with his abrasive mother and shut-in sister. He too, one can completely sympathize with.

So, you may wonder why I consider this a path down the “what is this going to be like?” game. And to explain that, I have to tell you a secret. … I don’t actually like Shimura Takako’s work that much.

I don’t hate it, I just think she’s either a straight (or officially closeted) woman who has made a career of writing queer characters who…don’t act like people actually act. Her works has been insightful only rarely and sometimes torpedo their own good intentions.  As a result, she’s gotten a huge amount of queer cred, most of which I think is unearned. More damning, her storytelling has been…inconsistent. Sweet Blue Flowers is a narrative mess with flashes of brilliance, but Wandering Son is literally filled with repeated scenes and conversations.. On top of that, her endings are occasionally pat and irritating. So, call me very pleasantly surprised that all the characters here (except, so far as you know) Mom, are written with nuance and sympathetic perspective.*

These characters have been written with the kind of nuance I crave in manga…especially manga written for adults. Sure, sex and violence have their place, but surely being adult means we can more layered and thoughtful writing, too, not just more violence and sex. Here everything is just working in concert to create a strong whole.

So for a creator whose work has, in the past, left me feeling disappointed or even exploited, Even Though We Are Adults is an absolute masterwork of storytelling. The art is perfectly fine, but it still is finding its stride and I talk about that in my discussion of Volume 2 in Japanese.

Ratings:

Art – 7 with flashes of 9
Story – 8 Not easy, but well told
Characters – 7 easy to sympathize with, but like? That’s another story.
Service – 0
Yuri – Yes, definitely. Akari is gay, Ayano may be bi or questioning but it’s all question marks now.

Overall – 7

*I’m not the only one to feel exactly this way, as the Mangasplaining Podcast spent an entire excellent episode talking about this series and they touch on all these things. I love this podcast, not just because some of the folk on it are friends. ^_^ It’s a great podcast for folks who love manga, I recommend it highly

Volume 3 will be available in October and while I have already reviewed it in Japanese, am looking forward to it in English as well. Translator Jocelyne Allen’s work is always fantastic. Casey Luca on adaptation,  Rina Mapa on lettering and retouch, Hanase Qi’s great cover design and Shannon Fay on Editing; The entire Seven Seas team is doing excellent work here for a terrific reading experience of a complicated, adult story.



Futari ha Daitai Konna Kanji, Volume 2 (ふたりはだいたいこんなかんじ)

August 5th, 2021

Okay, so here’s a mood. You like a creator, so when they announce a new book or series, you’re cautiously optimistic at the least. You know it might not be as good as the last thing you saw or read, but you have hope. And then you read or watch the thing….

This is a choose your own adventure and we will be walking down several possible paths together in the immediate future. ^_^ Today we are going down Path #1… You liked the creator’s last work you read and Volume 1 was very good.  And then Volume 2 is fantastic. Yay! Sasamekikoto creator, Ikeda Takashi’s Futari ha Daitai Konna Kanji, Volume 2 (ふたりはだいたいこんなかんじ) is really good. SO much better than I hoped. With one exception.

Volume 1 introduced us to Sakuma, a script writer who seems to be best known for porn, and her lover Wako (called “Wanko” for her puppy-like qualities,) a young voice actress getting her start. They live together, have careers and are generally happy people. Spending time with them is…nice.

Volume 2 is more of the same. They start the volume off by getting ready for a flower-viewing party in the spring. When they arrive, no one is there, and they wonder if they got it wrong. but no…they are there in time to see everyone else arrive. And they have a lovely time.

Wako gets a job with two other women for an on-going series and her personality is perfect for the hyper younger sister she plays. The two other voice actresses tease her a little, but ultimately ask her if they can talk with her. After work, they tell her, in confidence, that they are actually lovers and want to to start a “Yuri” entertainment company with Yuri Drama CDs and the like… There is a laugh-out-loud moment as Wako enthusiastically explains that she’s *also* got a girlfriend and heck yeah, she wants in. The next panel is a night scene of the street, with words coming from the bottom corner, “Seriously?” It completely slayed me. Even crazier, Sakuma is a script writer…and, it turns out, one of the seiyuu has worked as a voice for one of her scripts!

We follow one of their friends who is quite gay. A person working on Wako’s new series remembers her from school and Sakuma’s birthday is coming up… . Sadly, the final chapter is that godawful “surprise birthday party” plot that I want to see burned with fire and the ashes locked away forever as forbidden.

Ratings:

Art – 9 Loose, light where it needs to be, realistic and well-formed where it needs to be
Characters – 9 I’d have them over for lunch anytime ^_^
Story – 8 Slice of not-my-life. 1 point off for the surprise party
Service – 5 Nudity and acknowledgement of sex, but not more. It’s more just like, knowing an adult couple as friends.
Lesbian – 10 and then sure, Yuri – 10

Overall – 9 Fun, relatable and way better than I anticipated, but that one point off for that goddamned awful surprise birthday party plot.

With the exception of causing trauma in order to create a surprise, which I just hate in real life and fiction equally, this was a fun, sincere and funny manga – especially when Ikeda let’s his characters be goofy. For my money, that’s when his work is at its best.

Also excellent is the running leitmotif of Wako, then Sakuma, having stress dreams about Wako being an idol. That felt way real.